Monday, November 19, 2007
It's tough without DirecTV to catch every single hilarious/awkward comment from NFL Sunday, which is why I rely on some of the ones you email me over the weekend. Here's what I narrowed down is the 10 best of the weekend, and if you have any others please add them to the comments.
Ian Eagle just said, "He grabbed the wrong part of Boller's equipment." (Via Peyton Loves Kenny)
"I've never seen a team attack balls like this [Lions] team."- Tony Siragusa (Via J Mottram)
At the end of the Chargers/Jags game, Dan Dierdorf made Jack Del Rio sound like a creepy stalker: "The Indianapolis Colts are driving their car, and there in their rear view mirror is Jack Del Rio staring at them." (Via Anon)
“A missed kick by Novak the rookie.”- Joe Buck after a Nick Folk kick (He did correct himself but it was funny that he used mixed up Folk with an ex-Redskins kicker)
“And with just 13 seconds left you’d expect the onside kick here.”- Matt Vasgersian, I'm a huge fan Matthew, but yeah....13 seconds left, down be three, no timeouts....you might “expect” that
“James Jones....good novelist, great receiver”- Keith Olbermann (WWII Writing humor always goes over well with Football fans)
"There's a lot of guys that are in that 'short list' category."- Mark Schlereth (Via Heath) Mark, those "Short List Categories" are actually called "Short Lists",
“He got where he wanted to go, and Losman was going in that same hole.”- John Madden
"McGee saying, 'Anyone get the plate number on that jackrabbit?'"- Al Michaels
.....and my personal favorite......
"You know how people like mild or hot? I prefer mine [chicken wings] suicidal. I'll eat them all." - John Madden
"Did you order them?" - Al Michaels
"No, they just brought them over and I just ate them out of the box." - John Madden
Yep....that sounds about right. Can't wait until Thursday as Joe and Troy get to hand out that crappy turkey on a Football trophy above.