Create The Caption #125

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"You better not use that towel to clean up, Ray taught you better than that."- Anon

"Look Kyle, I just kissed Rodney Harrison...imagine what I could do to you!"- BobbyBlueChip

"Media: What do you think of Coach Billick?
Boller: He's a bit of a "close-talker"."- G-Money

"At least we know who grabbed Ruvell Martin's junk..."-Tom

"So, uh, did Rodney say anything about me? No? Well, when you go back out there will you ask him if he'll go to the prom with me?"- Pete

"Hey, does my breath smell ok? Good. I'm meeting Rodney Harrions at Applebee's after the game."- Hey, does my breath smell ok? Good. I'm meeting Rodney Harrions at Applebee's after the game.
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of newly appointed Yankees Manager Joe Girardi sitting down to talk to the media at the MLB Winter Meetings? (Sorry if it's boring....couldn't find anything else. I have faith in you though.)


Daily Links:

Herbstreit Is Still Talking About Miles (Construda)
Using Baseball Cards To Rate Execs, Good Times (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Jokes You Can Expect At The Mike & Mike Roast (The Sports Hernia)
Another Funny Fantasy Football Video (You Tube)
Where Does Gibbs' Timeout Rank In The List Of Worst Timeouts (Food Court Lunch)
Info On ESPN's Couch Potato Contest (Lion In Oil)
My Crappy Team Just Barely Snuck In The Playoffs In The C4 Fantasy F-Ball League (Signal to Noise)
So Are The Tigers The Best Team In The Majors Now? (I'm Writing Sports)
NFL Haiku Previews For Week 14 (Tickets of America)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:03 PM

36 Comments:

Thanks for keepin' this warm, Donnie.

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 1:36:00 PM  

oh my god! Oh my God!!! that one in plaid is starin' at my crotch! Play it cool Joe. Play it cool.

H-town said...
Dec 5, 2007, 1:45:00 PM  

Now I know why Torre was asleep... the Yankees are boring... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Tom said...
Dec 5, 2007, 1:45:00 PM  

If he spills that coffee, Steinbrenner will have his ass fired!

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 1:46:00 PM  

Finally, after years and years of hard work, my dream job...stenographer for a Joe Girardi impromptu press conference!

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

i'll show these people how fun joe girardi can be after i finish this rum and coke.

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 1:50:00 PM  

With the Yankees not making any moves at the Winter Meetings, Joe Girardi keeps himself busy by bringing reporters coffee.

daniil said...
Dec 5, 2007, 1:53:00 PM  

Proud father and Yankees Manager Joe Girardi breaks into an Irish Jig after watching Hank Steinbrenner score a bingo at the 2007 MLB Scrabble Championship.

Mez said...
Dec 5, 2007, 2:38:00 PM  

sorry i'm late everyone, i had to go clean the flyers off my car so steinbrenner didn't get suspicious about my first-one-in-last-one-out work habit

the great bambi said...
Dec 5, 2007, 2:45:00 PM  

...You put your left foot in and you shake it all about!

Pete said...
Dec 5, 2007, 3:26:00 PM  

Soon after he attended this Joe Girardi press conference, Cliff Clavin was exiled from Red Sox Nation.

Dec 5, 2007, 3:29:00 PM  

Joe, we know that other teams around the league are actually making trades, but can you just feed us a rumor so that we don't have to talk about them?

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 3:30:00 PM  

Could someone please tell the stenographer lady that the Yankees have a rule banning facial hair on their employees.

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 3:54:00 PM  

Girardi: *exapserated* Nah man, tell jugs and red we be done.

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 3:59:00 PM  

Dammit, Torre told me that I'd never have to wake up and do any of this bullshit. I need a nap, is there a baseball game today?

hollywood wags said...
Dec 5, 2007, 4:07:00 PM  

Nice jugs, Mrs. Steinbrenner.

Dec 5, 2007, 4:11:00 PM  

God, if there were ever a group of journalists who needed a Mike Gundy beatdown, you're looking at them.

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 4:16:00 PM  

He's a Caveman. He's a Manager. He's Unfrozen Caveman Manager.


Seriously, Girardi looks like a neanderthal.

GMoney said...
Dec 5, 2007, 4:17:00 PM  

Sorry I'm late, ESPN kept following me.

Mookie said...
Dec 5, 2007, 4:37:00 PM  

"Ooh! Hot!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 4:56:00 PM  

Girardi: "Sorry I'm late, that damn Herbstreit just reported I was taking the Michigan job."

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 5:35:00 PM  

If those sansabelts were any tighter, this would include an appearance by "a rod"...

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 5:39:00 PM  

Is this how Torre did it?

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 5:59:00 PM  

Is this how Torre did it?

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 5:59:00 PM  

Joe Girardi... he's 43! He's a MAN!

Tom said...
Dec 5, 2007, 6:00:00 PM  

Where's a suicide bomber when you need him?

Tom said...
Dec 5, 2007, 6:01:00 PM  

I Like your leg lady, wanna see mine?

callmesomeone said...
Dec 5, 2007, 7:56:00 PM  

I got my drink and my 2 step

Dec 5, 2007, 9:52:00 PM  

My best dance move? Well, there's this one, where I shimmy around this chair like Usher did in his video...

Marty said...
Dec 5, 2007, 9:57:00 PM  

"...and this is how you knee an attacker in the groin"

jared said...
Dec 5, 2007, 10:05:00 PM  

"My name is Joe, and I've been sober for 10 months."

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 10:23:00 PM  

Joe:"yah woman youll prolly wanna stop smiling...ive come here to announce we've just re-signed Chuck Knoublach."

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Dec 5, 2007, 11:17:00 PM  

Since we are in Nashville, I'm joining the Opry Square Dancers.

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2007, 12:22:00 AM  

Wow, it's my lucky day! I got this free coffee when I bought a dozen doughnuts for my good friend Miguel Cabrera.

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2007, 2:31:00 AM  

I didn't know I would have to pee into this cup from this distance, and with such a large crowd.

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2007, 9:44:00 AM  

Due to the Yankees not making any moves at the Winter Meetings, Joe Girardi decided to dazzle the media with his outstanding rendition of Riverdance.

John said...
Dec 6, 2007, 12:43:00 PM  

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