Create The Caption #157
Friday, February 01, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Thursday's Winners....
"Hey Erin, my eyes are up here!!!"- The Lazer
"Awww, how cute...Did I do that?"- pbrmeasap3000
"The guy on the left looks David Duchovny disguised as a college kid...people will do anything for a chance to sleep with EA."- Noce
"Sorry, but I don't interview guys that wear scarves."- G-Money
"No, I will NOT refer to it as 'Little JoePa'. If you don't stop asking, this interview is over."- JH
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Big Ben and Braylon Edwards hanging at the NFL Players VIP Party? 
Daily Links:
Where Are All The LT Haters Now? (Rumors and Rants)
Michael Silver Is A Funny Guy (Construda)
The Worst Guarantees In Super Bowl History (Fan IQ)
The Best Behind The Mic In College Basketball (College Hoops Journal)
JJ Reddick Poetry Theater (Tar Heel Mania)
Ryan Howard In Tights (Bugs and Cranks)
Michael Strahan is a Bloodhound (Strike Zones and End Zones)
The Ryan Parker Collection (Burly Sports)
A Good Interview On Bull Riding (Rand Ball)
39 Comments:
"Who didn't get the memo about dress attire? THIS GUY."
No, I'm serious, who is this guy with the fat gut and b!+(4 tits
"Braylon, I wish I had a tall receiver like you [sniffle]."
Braylon was teaching Ben how to "Superman that Ho" at the wrong time.
coming out of the ladies room -- braylon points to who's panties are hanging out of his suit pocket.
guess why their teeth are so white.
Check out the cracker!!!
Who the hell is this guy?
Braylon thinks to himself, "I look fly, and stylin, and hip... this ass-monkey looks like the UPS guy. Smile for the camera, fat boy."
hey braylon! who's brady quinn in love with?
(thanks for pointing)
Ebony and Ivory, go together in perfect harmony....
"Are you TALL enough to be my man...my man."
i've been playing tiger woods pga tour on x-box for years but i don't recognize this guy.
"I'm tall enough for ya right Ben? Ben???"
This guy is not a Michigan Man.
He likes them big!
"He's the DJ, I'm the rapper."
Braylon: This guy said he was gonna take me for a ride on a motorcycle later. A motorcycle!
Photog: Do you have a helmet?
Braylon: Of course, I am a football player. It's back in my locker in Cleveland. Why?
*pshew* *pshew* *pshew*
(or however you spell out gunshot sounds from the finger gun)
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Braylon Colbert's new white friend
xo
Tom
Man, I love Derek...wait, who? Ben? Man, they all look alike to me..
Would somebody tell this fat ass that I am not Chris Tucker and I won't get him into Rush Hour 4!
How the heck did this fat, bald guy ever nail Natalie Gulbis?
Braylon-"Heyyyyy, fuck this guy."
hey he is a Brown, thats the ONLY thing Browns and Browns fans think of Steelers.
OR a more real one...
"Alright Ben, your taking the whole Steelers are the monkey the Browns cant get off our backs thing a BIT to far. So get the hell off me."
OK, Braylon, now point to the man who's had 4 concussions!
And watch me pull a Roethlisberger out of my pocket! Ta-daa! Oh, I still have some pieces of his shirt hanging out of my pocket...
"He's not heavy, he's my ... Who am I kidding? LOOK AT HIM!"
You guys are gonna make sure this guy puts on a helmet before he leaves, right?
I gave him herpes.
There's no casual Friday in the NFL, Ben.
Hey! It's the guy from the King of Queens.
LeVar, I loved you in "Roots"
Hi, I'm Ben Roethlisberger and this is the new product from BR7 Enterprises, the do-it-yourself well-dressed black man.
Just 49.99 at your local Giant Iggle.
One of these things is not like the other...
His sister? Yeah. I hit that.
This honky has got the biggest man tits I've ever seen, and I share a locker room with Ted Washington.
The Pittsburgh-Cleveland rivalry even extends to the golf course where Big Ben may have won the round, but Braylon was best dressed.
BE - "I've never beaten this guy"... BR - "That's right, beeyotch, say CHEESE"
Braylon points to Big Ben as he boasts about his great motorcycle skills that he taught to Kellen Winslow.