Create The Caption #164
Monday, February 11, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners....
"Originally, Shaq had agreed to be sent to Steve Kerr as a Christmas present. However, he was put off by the poor choice of "Florida Marlin Green" as the color of the wrapping paper."- goodolbido
"Where's the green screen?
Shaq ate the green screen. This is all we've got left."- MDT
"This is for my retirement ceremony, right?"- bhlightnr
"Then we can use Photoshop to add the words 'Buyer's Remorse' later!"- Free Vick
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Chris Berman hamming it up on the golf course? (Via SI's Caught in the Act)
Daily Links:
The Ombudsman Tackles Monday Night Football (ESPN Ombudsman)
An Interview With The Chris Berman Video Guy (Busted Coverage)
Phil Mickelson's Convenient Camera Placement (Food Court Lunch)
Steve Nash Hangs With Ronaldinho (Rumors and Rants)
John Brady's Wife Had An Interesting Job (Meaningful Collateral)
What Ever Happened To Morgana? (The Serious Tip)
Happy Birthday Red Sox Monster! (Red Sox Monster)
A Look Inside Cuban's GQ Interview (Uwe Blog)
Buffalo Has A Scary History Of Skate Accidents (Warning Track Power)
40 Comments:
You're with me, hat on stick guy.
"I should not have mixed those 222's with that 12-pack on the front 9..."
What do you mean, "you can't get me a Diet Coke?" JESUS CHRIST!!!
Jesus, it's like no one ever worked in a sand trap before.
Chris Berman entertains the crowd with his Ernie McCracken from Kingpin impression.
I'm in the sand trap for fifteen FUCKIN minutes. Jesus!
expletive expletive expletive, drug smuggling, expletive expletive expletive, wine
"It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Mez basically took the words out of my mouth.
What the f..jesus its like nobody's played golf here before.Fifteen minutes to get that fuckin crowd,ah jesus what the fuck it this asshole doin..a chardoanay on the golf course ahh fuck it where's my diet coke ..ah I cant get one of them either..god damit Linda could ya help me out ya fucking wine hog.
Look out Kornheiser, I'm rockin' the comb-over so i can take your gig at MNF!
You couldn't wait until we're off the air to rake the bunker?
"I was so much older then, I'm younger than that n- Jesus Christ, do you have to walk in front when I'm about to hit??!??!"
(guys in the background)
"Wow, he's a lot fatter in person."
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!"
Here's to you, sweaty head, hat on club, out-of-shape guy. Now just hit your shot so we can keep this round under 6 1/2 hours.
Rebecca, Rebecca, if your gonna be my caddie could you get me some wine. I want something pretty clean, a chardonnay with not a lot of bite, some chardonnay with bite is fine but thats not what I'm looking for. I want something thats not that expensive, something that is far beyond its cost. And not to be creepy or anything I really hope you're with me when I drink it.
And this shot here would be difficult for any man, but this is no ordinary man, this is Chris Uber-man
"Jesus CHRIST Olbermann! Would you shut the FUCK UP?!"
"GOD DAMNIT!!! Where are the FUCKING STRIPPERS? I'm sorry to blow up like this, but JESUS CHRIST, you people act like you've never thrown a celebrity golf tournament before."
Where the F@#K are your cameras now? Why the hell aren't you taping this? Geezus!
"For the last time I am NOT Bill Murray M*&^$%F&^#$R"
"I said, Dewars, no Ice. What kind of Fn golf course is this?"
"Emmitt, it's like you've never been a f'n caddy before. How the f am I supposed to play out of this trap with a f'n hat on my club!You have f'n debacled my round!"
Mrs. Doubtfire attempts to change into one of her famous hats
My combover could...go...all...the...WAY!!!!!
to the other side of my head.
You've had all day to walk around and waited until I take my shot to move!!! Have you ever watched someone play golf before??
Ahhh screw it, I'll go to Canada
God Damnit! It's like no one has ever played golf here before! It's like I'm playing with a bunch of amateurs! 7 F-ing people have to move when I'm making my shot. I'm sorry, it's just unbelievable!
Let's see those Christian bastards protest this shot. WHOOP!
JESUS, you had like two hours to move around and now you're moving around!! I cant believe what I just saw! Its like you've never worked on a FUCKING golf course before! Good thing I brought my deux deux deux with me. I really don't want to sit with that guy in the read sweater.
Up till now, I've been golfing all wrong.
"(to self) OK so if you meet Tiger, say 'It's good to meet you, Tiger-I should have practiced my-Woods. Hey, have you seen Arnold-someone tell my fortune by reading my-Palmer?' It's perfect! God I'm a genius"
"...and a beautiful sand save by Chris "Jesus Christ Godammit Motherfucker can I get a Diet Coke and some 222's" Berman."
duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh....if I only had a decent save shot out of the bunker
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, and FUCK YOU
Who the F#@& put this new head on my iron? A hat??! GD people!!
Ok, jeezis, this is what my head looks like, are you fucking satisifed now? Huh? Fuck. Jeezis, fuck.
I know, I know, Marty Allen...jeezis, fuck.
Later, ESPN executives regretted the day they took Chris Berman off NFL Primetime.
JESUS! Who the fuck let these protesters on the fairway?! DAMMIT!
*grabs Ritalin out of aspirin bottle