Brent Musburger And Steve Lavin Cannot Be Stopped

Monday, March 10, 2008

Forget the horrible officiating at the end of the CAL-UCLA game, let's talk Lavinburger! This clip starts with 35 seconds left in the game and I can't for the life of me figure out what they're talking about. It's not Basketball though...

"Bruins win! 1.5 left."- Brent Musburger

I swear they go to a commercial break and just say, "Who the f**k cares if it's a close game and possible upset? We're talking about Victoria's Secret!!!" They're simply amazing.

Brent Musburger, Steve Lavin, H-O-R-S-E, And Victoria's Secret (Watchdog)


Brent's cheating on USC!

So he's like any other L.A. fan. He only likes the L.A. team that's winning at that moment

J.J. said...
Mar 10, 2008, 4:01:00 PM  

I like how Lavin just randomly blurts out JIMMY CHITWOOD! because he couldn't remember who the player from Hoosiers was as the game winning shot is going up.

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

And sorry for the double post, but they also spent three minutes (!) talking about The Bank Job and Michael Clayton during the final minute of this game. I think it was the sequence right before this.

Cal's about to win at Pauley Pavilion on Senior Day. Lets talk about everything but the game at hand!

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 4:21:00 PM  

My favorite exchange was earlier in the first half, yammering about what hotel Brent stayed at:

Lavin: "I never thought I'd see the day where Mr. Bohemian, Brent, would be staying in West Hollywood."
Brent: "Don't you know? I'm bi coastal."


Mar 10, 2008, 4:26:00 PM  

Lavin was basically bitching how the previous UCLA AD (Pete Dalis) spent more time golfing and recruiting Rick Pitino to coach UCLA (thank God that never happened). The current AD (Dan Guerrero) is on the NCAA committee (basically making sure UCLA stays out West during March Madness).

As far as these Victoria's Secret references go, Brent must've been watching the UCLA Dance team during commercial breaks.

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 4:34:00 PM  

never mind that they NEVER bring up that's illegal to shoot from behind the backboard and score.
it's legal in the NBA but not HS and college.
but hey! why should lavinburger know that.

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 5:24:00 PM  


Between picket fences, horse shots and downward hack references, Lavin never stops showing how much of an idiot he is.

Never stop these two together, ESPN. It's too much fun afterwards.

tanman23 said...
Mar 10, 2008, 5:47:00 PM  

And like Anon said earlier, sorry about the double post.

Lavin: Look at the defense played by Ben Howland. High hands.

Musburger: Defense defense defense.

Lavin: Slidin the feet latteraly.

Gotta love it when coaches play defense.

tanman23 said...
Mar 10, 2008, 5:52:00 PM  

Musberger needs to give it up already

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 8:39:00 PM  

I watching my alma mater (UCLA) barely pulling out this victory and at the same time throwing up after having to hear Lavin's B.S. I'm convinced that he pays ABC Execs a ton of money to announce at least one Bruins game a year so that he can bash UCLA. And I kept checking this site all day Saturday and Sunday looking for these clips. My wife had never heard Musburger and Lavin calling a game before, and she was cracking up at the ridiculous Victoria's Secret crap.

SportsFanatic said...
Mar 10, 2008, 10:19:00 PM  

UCLA's won three in a row thanks to the officials dating back to the Arizona game.

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 12:58:00 AM  

The one game I dont record. They were like this the whole game. I would take them anyday over Shulman and Dickie V.

hk_tequila said...
Mar 11, 2008, 4:29:00 AM  

Me too hk, because you have a good chance of getting EA in the package deal

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 9:33:00 AM  

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