Create The Caption #181

Monday, March 10, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winners....

"Someone was actually there to document a WNBA game?"- Anon

"No, that's not Blue Steel...try more harder..."- Steve

"Man, those Maxell tapes really are that good!"- vhschola

"Pictured: Joakim Noah grabbing an uncontested rebound. Not Pictured: Noah clapping his hands, pounding his fists, and screaming like Bat Boy for two minutes solid afterward."- Free Vick

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Danny Green throwing down on Duke's Greg Paulus (Via Tar Heel Fan)?

Daily Links:

Storming The Court Is Officially Dead (Mister Irrelevant)
ESPN 360 Craps Out During The MAAC Quarterfinals (Sports On The Air)
Someone Lied When They Told Baron Davis He Was A Good Rapper (World Star Hip Hop)
Sing It KG! (Boston Sportz)
Who's Fatter, The Yankees or Red Sox? (E True Sports)
John Daly At Phils Training Camp (Bugs and Cranks)
Sports Radio Madness! (Sports Media Journal)
That's One Long Hockey Game (Rand Ball)
Tony Stewart Is Mad About Something Again (The Sporting Blog)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:12 PM


Oh hey look, Peyton Manning is in the crowd.

Walrus said...
Mar 10, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

Redefining the term "facial" for sports announcers everywhere....

Mez said...
Mar 10, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

Paulus: What kind of shorts are these?

Green: Check em out, but don't grab the junk.

Tom said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

No wonder Paulus couldn't get out the way... he can't see! (No head.)

Tom said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

Paulus: My god I guess 8 miles DOES make a difference!

Mike (chicago) said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  


I can see his head just fine in this picture, look harder.

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

"Yeah, all the scrappy Duke guards know how to do it. They call it 'The Coach K'. Costs $20. I hear Wojo does it best, but they say Bobby Hurley was a legend before the accident."

Matt said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Suck this speedo guy..

Drew S said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Green eats Paulus for lunch and shits him out.

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Hey chick in the fourth row with the blue hair, check out my cock.

hollywood wags said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Greg Paulus attempts the Rusty Trombone.

ryan said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Watch me crank that Soulja Boy then SUPERMAN THAT HO!

Free Vick said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

A Green Teabag

festivus4all said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

"A little saltier than I usually like them." Paulus during a post-game interview.

Gangsta D said...
Mar 10, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Speedo Guy doesn't appreciate the taunt

Mar 10, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

You know how I know you're gay? You'd let Green dunk on you just to get your hands on some balls.

Jim said...
Mar 10, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

Green tries to put three balls into only two wholes.

Tim said...
Mar 10, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Green tries to put three balls into only two holes.

Tim said...
Mar 10, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Drew Carey: My dick is so big it only plays arenas.
Danny Green: My dick is Greg Paulus.

Pete said...
Mar 10, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

Yo Greg! Enjoy getting three balls dunked on ya!

Barry's Balls said...
Mar 10, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Greg Paulus experiences the moment that will come to him in his worst nightmares, and his wettest dreams.

Steve said...
Mar 10, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

Oh my God, Becky, look at his butt. It is, like, so big. He must be one of those rap stars' boyfriends.

GMoney said...
Mar 10, 2008, 3:39:00 PM  

Greg Paulus experiences his personal vision of Heaven.

JJ said...
Mar 10, 2008, 4:04:00 PM  

ESPN wants to issue an apology to anyone who may have been offended by the North Carolina player teabagging Greg Paulus.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Mar 10, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

That is what you see in the dictionary next to boom shakalaka

wishmewell said...
Mar 10, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  


LOL... it does look straight out of NBA JAM...

Tom said...
Mar 10, 2008, 4:25:00 PM  

frederic weis just started laughing when he saw this T-Bag

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 5:11:00 PM  

Awful Announcing picks up a photo in which a Duke player gets abused to offset his anger of Maryland committing NCAA Tournament suicide last night.

ssreporters said...
Mar 10, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

"Man, Dickie V did the same exact thing to me this morning"

Edju said...
Mar 10, 2008, 6:18:00 PM  

Written on Paulus' forehead:

Deron Washington was here.

Mar 10, 2008, 6:31:00 PM  

Ya usin' the whole fist there, doc?

Mal said...
Mar 10, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

Uni Watch News Ticker: Tar Heels have augmented System of Dress to include Hammer pants.

Chris B. said...
Mar 10, 2008, 6:58:00 PM  

Paulus: My God, your balls are as smooth as eggs!! Yes, I'll suck them....

(courtesy of Dave Chappelle)

MojoCat21 said...
Mar 10, 2008, 7:32:00 PM  

Paulus: "Mmmmm...tastes like chicken."

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 8:06:00 PM  

Greg Paulus adds new meaning to the term "Three-bagger"

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 8:15:00 PM  

Paulus: Let me hold those for you Danny.

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 8:20:00 PM  

Paulus: Insert Penis and Balls joke here!

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 8:21:00 PM  

Paulus living Paul Lukas's dream: "I must confess I'm impressed with the breathability of these fibers! It really heightens the intimacy of my moment with Mr. Green here."

Collin said...
Mar 10, 2008, 9:18:00 PM  

Sometimes you feel like some nuts...sometimes you don't

Amaysing1 said...
Mar 10, 2008, 9:55:00 PM  

Peyton: listen hear you little some defense... it's not that hard.

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2008, 11:31:00 PM  

Peyton: "Yeah, that's pretty much what I did to Eli in the Oreo Double-Stuf Racing League."

Collin said...
Mar 11, 2008, 12:12:00 AM  

This rates a solid 10 on the Kyle Korver Defense Scale.

Mar 11, 2008, 2:33:00 AM  

Turnabout is fair play: Paulus eat's Green's lunch.

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 11:29:00 AM  

Supaman dat ho!

G-Child said...
Mar 11, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

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