Create The Caption #181
Monday, March 10, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Friday's Winners....
"Someone was actually there to document a WNBA game?"- Anon
"No, that's not Blue Steel...try more harder..."- Steve
"Man, those Maxell tapes really are that good!"- vhschola
"Pictured: Joakim Noah grabbing an uncontested rebound. Not Pictured: Noah clapping his hands, pounding his fists, and screaming like Bat Boy for two minutes solid afterward."- Free Vick
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Danny Green throwing down on Duke's Greg Paulus (Via Tar Heel Fan)?
Daily Links:
Storming The Court Is Officially Dead (Mister Irrelevant)
ESPN 360 Craps Out During The MAAC Quarterfinals (Sports On The Air)
Someone Lied When They Told Baron Davis He Was A Good Rapper (World Star Hip Hop)
Sing It KG! (Boston Sportz)
Who's Fatter, The Yankees or Red Sox? (E True Sports)
John Daly At Phils Training Camp (Bugs and Cranks)
Sports Radio Madness! (Sports Media Journal)
That's One Long Hockey Game (Rand Ball)
Tony Stewart Is Mad About Something Again (The Sporting Blog)
44 Comments:
Redefining the term "facial" for sports announcers everywhere....
Paulus: What kind of shorts are these?
Green: Check em out, but don't grab the junk.
No wonder Paulus couldn't get out the way... he can't see! (No head.)
Paulus: My god I guess 8 miles DOES make a difference!
@tom:
I can see his head just fine in this picture, look harder.
"Yeah, all the scrappy Duke guards know how to do it. They call it 'The Coach K'. Costs $20. I hear Wojo does it best, but they say Bobby Hurley was a legend before the accident."
Suck this speedo guy..
Green eats Paulus for lunch and shits him out.
Hey chick in the fourth row with the blue hair, check out my cock.
Greg Paulus attempts the Rusty Trombone.
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy then SUPERMAN THAT HO!
A Green Teabag
"A little saltier than I usually like them." Paulus during a post-game interview.
Speedo Guy doesn't appreciate the taunt
You know how I know you're gay? You'd let Green dunk on you just to get your hands on some balls.
Green tries to put three balls into only two wholes.
Green tries to put three balls into only two holes.
Drew Carey: My dick is so big it only plays arenas.
Danny Green: My dick is Greg Paulus.
Yo Greg! Enjoy getting three balls dunked on ya!
Greg Paulus experiences the moment that will come to him in his worst nightmares, and his wettest dreams.
Oh my God, Becky, look at his butt. It is, like, so big. He must be one of those rap stars' boyfriends.
Greg Paulus experiences his personal vision of Heaven.
ESPN wants to issue an apology to anyone who may have been offended by the North Carolina player teabagging Greg Paulus.
That is what you see in the dictionary next to boom shakalaka
@Wishmewell
LOL... it does look straight out of NBA JAM...
frederic weis just started laughing when he saw this T-Bag
Awful Announcing picks up a photo in which a Duke player gets abused to offset his anger of Maryland committing NCAA Tournament suicide last night.
"Man, Dickie V did the same exact thing to me this morning"
Written on Paulus' forehead:
Deron Washington was here.
Ya usin' the whole fist there, doc?
Uni Watch News Ticker: Tar Heels have augmented System of Dress to include Hammer pants.
Paulus: My God, your balls are as smooth as eggs!! Yes, I'll suck them....
(courtesy of Dave Chappelle)
Paulus: "Mmmmm...tastes like chicken."
Greg Paulus adds new meaning to the term "Three-bagger"
Paulus: Let me hold those for you Danny.
Paulus: Insert Penis and Balls joke here!
Paulus living Paul Lukas's dream: "I must confess I'm impressed with the breathability of these fibers! It really heightens the intimacy of my moment with Mr. Green here."
Sometimes you feel like some nuts...sometimes you don't
Peyton: listen hear you little retard...play some defense... it's not that hard.
Peyton: "Yeah, that's pretty much what I did to Eli in the Oreo Double-Stuf Racing League."
This rates a solid 10 on the Kyle Korver Defense Scale.
Turnabout is fair play: Paulus eat's Green's lunch.
Supaman dat ho!
Oh hey look, Peyton Manning is in the crowd.