Yo, who got da bong?

Yo! Wanna be on my-five?

Always the best man, never the groom...

Now that Pat Riley is out scouting college talent for the draft/drinking a bottle of cheap hooch in a darkened room, someone else on the Miami Heat bench will have their chance to be voted "Best Dressed." ...and here are our four finalists!!!

PA Announcer: And fans don't forget, if you had March 10th in the online pool as to when we would officially begin tanking the season, please make your way to the ticket office to get a full refund on this season.

It's good to see Boyz II Men are still doing their thing

"Now we short da 9...this sentimental mothaf^$@%r just cost us money."

That many people still go to Heat games?

Hey Chuck! No, this isn't Dwayne, it's Udonis! I've got bad news. We had to shut Dwayne down for the season. He has a ruptured ear drum from talking to you so...we're going to ask you to take him out of your fave five.

Who thought Dwayne would spend more time in a suit than Shaq would be following the trade?

"Motownphilly's back again, doin' a little east coast fling"

"Well hell if Riley gets to bail for the rest of the season why can't we?"

Nice suits guys. This is the best we've looked all season.

In a related story, ESPN today announced, in an unprecedented move, that they have contracted with the entire roster of the Miami Heat to provide in-game analysis and commentary. Dwayne Wade will be serving as sideline reporter. Said a spokesperson from the leader "We really thought this would be a better use of their time on the court. It's not like they were busy playing basketball."

It's good to see Marlo, Cheese, Savino and Stringer Bell co-existing to take in a Clips game.

More bars in more places.

Do we really have to stay here? The strip club is open and we have a corner booth in VIP! Lapdances man, lapdances!

Man, how sad is it that we'd be better off with the Clippers.

What size suit does Michael Beasley wear?

What had happened wuz. . . .

"Maybe we'll finally get Riley to quit."

"who's GQ? we're GQ? woot woot"

My wife told me about this. When you hang out with your friends enough, your menstrual cycles start to match up.

We suck

Why won't Bill Simmons campaign to be OUR GM???

If we get to see tomorrow, I hope it's worth all the pain. It's so haaaaard to say goodbyyyyyye to yesterdaaaay.

Dwyane Wade: "These authentic Shaq jerseys are pretty hot aren't they?"

Now that Dwyane's officially out too, we finally have that foursome we've been waiting for. Time to hit the Links!

Dwayne Wade and his entourage arriving at the premiere of "Ghetto Aquaman."

No Country for Old Men

We still get a ring if the Heat come back and win the title, right?

Will the pallbearers for the deceased please step forward?

PA Announcer: And now....the four men who will be representing youuuuuuuuur Miami Heat at the NBA Draft Lottery!

Mourning: "Hey you want to get outta here?"

Wade: "Yeah, this place is dead anyway."

Several Miami Heat players turned out for the memorial services held for the 2007-08 Heat season. The season was officially declared dead on Feb. 6.

After singing the national anthem, Boyz II Men stayed until halftime before going back into the witness protection program.

Hey, it's "Fat, Horny, Black and Zo"

INVISIBLE TALENT

Leavin' on that Midnight Train... Whoo! Whoo!

"Would the defendants please rise?"

Four good reasons for Pat Riley to talk to his doctor about Zoloft.

Damn we're unlucky...even that white guy got a hooker!