Create The Caption #182

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Suck this speedo guy.."- Drew S.

"ESPN wants to issue an apology to anyone who may have been offended by the North Carolina player teabagging Greg Paulus."- Brave Sir Robin

"That is what you see in the dictionary next to boom shakalaka"- wishmewell

"Written on Paulus' forehead: Deron Washington was here."- The Unreliable Narrator

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Miami Heat players against the Clippers last night?

Daily Links:

A Neil Best Parody Site That Best Approves Of (Keyboard GM)
We're Going Streaking! (100% IR)
Jamarcus Russell Has Some Big Britches To Fill (Hell Yes Guy)
Two Words You Never Want To Hear, Testicular Surgery (Cobra Brigade)
Favre SI Issue Impossible To Find In Wisconsin (The Bucky Channel)
The Soup Meets The NL Central (Cake Rocks the Party)
Dennis Leary Signs With The Sox (Not Really) (Small White Ball)
Some MLB Predictions (Clutch Is Everything)
A Look At UCF's Kevin Smith (Stiles Points)
Thanks A Lot San Diego, You Bastards (The Play in CA)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:20 PM


Yo, who got da bong?

Edju said...
Mar 11, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

Yo! Wanna be on my-five?

ssreporters said...
Mar 11, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

Always the best man, never the groom...

Nate said...
Mar 11, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Now that Pat Riley is out scouting college talent for the draft/drinking a bottle of cheap hooch in a darkened room, someone else on the Miami Heat bench will have their chance to be voted "Best Dressed." ...and here are our four finalists!!!

Nate said...
Mar 11, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

PA Announcer: And fans don't forget, if you had March 10th in the online pool as to when we would officially begin tanking the season, please make your way to the ticket office to get a full refund on this season.

Cam Jones said...
Mar 11, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

It's good to see Boyz II Men are still doing their thing

Mar 11, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

"Now we short da 9...this sentimental mothaf^$@%r just cost us money."

Steve said...
Mar 11, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

That many people still go to Heat games?

BF said...
Mar 11, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Hey Chuck! No, this isn't Dwayne, it's Udonis! I've got bad news. We had to shut Dwayne down for the season. He has a ruptured ear drum from talking to you so...we're going to ask you to take him out of your fave five.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Mar 11, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

Who thought Dwayne would spend more time in a suit than Shaq would be following the trade?

Mar 11, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

"Motownphilly's back again, doin' a little east coast fling"

Pete said...
Mar 11, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

"Well hell if Riley gets to bail for the rest of the season why can't we?"

the great bambi said...
Mar 11, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Nice suits guys. This is the best we've looked all season.

strum40 said...
Mar 11, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

In a related story, ESPN today announced, in an unprecedented move, that they have contracted with the entire roster of the Miami Heat to provide in-game analysis and commentary. Dwayne Wade will be serving as sideline reporter. Said a spokesperson from the leader "We really thought this would be a better use of their time on the court. It's not like they were busy playing basketball."

Tom said...
Mar 11, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

It's good to see Marlo, Cheese, Savino and Stringer Bell co-existing to take in a Clips game.

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

More bars in more places.

The Hazean said...
Mar 11, 2008, 2:47:00 PM  

Do we really have to stay here? The strip club is open and we have a corner booth in VIP! Lapdances man, lapdances!

bhlightnr said...
Mar 11, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

Man, how sad is it that we'd be better off with the Clippers.

Leena said...
Mar 11, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

What size suit does Michael Beasley wear?

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

What had happened wuz. . . .

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 3:42:00 PM  

"Maybe we'll finally get Riley to quit."

Mar 11, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

"who's GQ? we're GQ? woot woot"

Mar 11, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

My wife told me about this. When you hang out with your friends enough, your menstrual cycles start to match up.

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

We suck

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 4:13:00 PM  

Why won't Bill Simmons campaign to be OUR GM???

GMoney said...
Mar 11, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  

If we get to see tomorrow, I hope it's worth all the pain. It's so haaaaard to say goodbyyyyyye to yesterdaaaay.

Austin said...
Mar 11, 2008, 4:22:00 PM  

Dwyane Wade: "These authentic Shaq jerseys are pretty hot aren't they?"

tedhill said...
Mar 11, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

Now that Dwyane's officially out too, we finally have that foursome we've been waiting for. Time to hit the Links!

Nick said...
Mar 11, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

Dwayne Wade and his entourage arriving at the premiere of "Ghetto Aquaman."

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 4:45:00 PM  

No Country for Old Men

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 5:06:00 PM  

We still get a ring if the Heat come back and win the title, right?

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 5:19:00 PM  

Will the pallbearers for the deceased please step forward?

Rock said...
Mar 11, 2008, 6:35:00 PM  

PA Announcer: And now....the four men who will be representing youuuuuuuuur Miami Heat at the NBA Draft Lottery!

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2008, 6:58:00 PM  

Mourning: "Hey you want to get outta here?"

Wade: "Yeah, this place is dead anyway."

Dan said...
Mar 11, 2008, 7:25:00 PM  

Several Miami Heat players turned out for the memorial services held for the 2007-08 Heat season. The season was officially declared dead on Feb. 6.

Scott said...
Mar 11, 2008, 9:24:00 PM  

After singing the national anthem, Boyz II Men stayed until halftime before going back into the witness protection program.

Andy Doran said...
Mar 11, 2008, 10:11:00 PM  

Hey, it's "Fat, Horny, Black and Zo"

Mar 11, 2008, 10:13:00 PM  


Free Vick said...
Mar 11, 2008, 10:33:00 PM  

Leavin' on that Midnight Train... Whoo! Whoo!

1Man said...
Mar 12, 2008, 12:46:00 AM  

"Would the defendants please rise?"

ttg said...
Mar 12, 2008, 1:19:00 AM  

Four good reasons for Pat Riley to talk to his doctor about Zoloft.

Collin said...
Mar 12, 2008, 1:55:00 AM  

Damn we're unlucky...even that white guy got a hooker!

amoreira81 said...
Mar 12, 2008, 7:07:00 AM  

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