Create The Caption #193

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Everything does look better through Beautymist!"- Anon

"Barnes: "Oh my God, what did we just do?"
Bevo: "Relax, baby. It's natural."
- White Speed Receiver

"What the hell is Mack Brown's son-in-law doing on the court???"- G-Money

""We always hang in the buffalo stance...we do the dive every time we dance""- Calgary Dave

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jay Bilas interviewing his man crush, Tyler Hansbrough? (Should have had this one up yesterday....sorry about that)

Daily Links:

MLB Stripper Gear (Joe Sports Fan)
Baseball Fan Fights Are Pretty Weak (Red Sox Monster)
What We Learned From Opening Day (Baseball Mastermind)
The NBA's Best Glue Players (Empty The Bench)
Blessed Balls Can't Help The Phils (Lion In Oil)
A Collection Of Weird MLB Promos (100% IR)
Jimmy Key Was Not A Nice Guy (The Money Shot)
Angelina Jolie And The Undertaker's Bed (On 205th)
Calipari: A Photo Essay (Gutty Little Bruins)
The Rocking NL West (Cake Rocks The Party)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:47 AM


Duke. UNC. The love that cannot be.

Hermano said...
Apr 1, 2008, 12:16:00 PM  

"Dammit Jay, I told you, you come 90, I come 10, you don't go all the way you over-eager sonuva---"

the great bambi said...
Apr 1, 2008, 12:17:00 PM  

How about sex, then we go shopping, then more sex?

ssreporters said...
Apr 1, 2008, 12:33:00 PM  

"... but the ladies call me Nympho T."

Free Vick said...
Apr 1, 2008, 12:37:00 PM  

When I look into your eyes, I see a love that can not be....

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

I'm not sayin' shit to you, Duke-boy

Pete said...
Apr 1, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Bilas: What is with you guys?
Hansbrough: I don't know, Duke boy.

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Tyler Hansbrough deftly shows his other God-given talent: speaking exclusively in monosyllable words.

Austin said...
Apr 1, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Bilas: "Tyler, how do you feel about facing Kansas in the Final Four?"

Hansbrough: "Well you know, Jay, Kansas does play fast and loose."

Bilas: "As do I, Tyler. As do I."

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

Bilas (to himself): "He even has the eyes of an angel...just give me one chance to introduce you to psycho D...i'll make the way you hit the boards look like child's play."

Apr 1, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

No I will not make out with you! Did ya hear that? This guy wants to make out with me in the middle of an interview!

Mez said...
Apr 1, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

O Tyler, Tyler! Wherefore art thou Tyler?
Deny Roy Williams and quit the game;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Blue Devil.

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Jay, your gun is digging into my hip.

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

You can take your hand off my thigh, Jay. I'm flattered but I have a girlfriend.

Apr 1, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

Bilas: I love you man

Hansbrough: Not that there any thing wrong with that

Bilas: But why not

Hansbrough: Because I don't date people for Duke

the j-man said...
Apr 1, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

What Bilas did next could only be described as Bruce Pearl / Erin Andrews Part 2.

Collin said...
Apr 1, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

Tyler, how does it feel to have my left hand gently cupping your balls?

Apr 1, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

Hansbrough: "Jay, I want to kiss you."

(microphone drops)

Dick Enberg: "And that happened."

N8Dawg said...
Apr 1, 2008, 3:55:00 PM  

Hansbrough: I wanna know what love is...I want you show me!!!

GMoney said...
Apr 1, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

I'm sorry Jay, but as you can see, I've found someone else.

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

"Tell me Tyler, Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

Jay: "So you think we can grab dinner after this?"
Psycho T: "Listen Bilas, I'm not Redick; I don't swing that way."

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 5:07:00 PM  

Jay- "Tyler, what were you thinking about when you realized you guys were going to go to the Final Four?"

T- "I was thinking about this moment. When I get to tell you (dramatic pause) go fuck yourself you duke-ass bitch."

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 5:32:00 PM  

"My love, my love, my... endless love..."

Ross said...
Apr 1, 2008, 5:35:00 PM  

Jay: "If the two guys in the Sheraton commercial under the umbrella can do it, surely we make it work."

Utkman said...
Apr 1, 2008, 5:48:00 PM  

"So you wanna get some pizza? And screw? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 6:55:00 PM  

So you wanna like, hang out sometime, maybe watch a movie?

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 6:56:00 PM  

This mike isn't gonna blow itself.

Wesley said...
Apr 1, 2008, 7:10:00 PM  

I'm f*cking Matt Damon!

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2008, 7:13:00 PM  

A haiku from Jay to Tyler:
Player of The Year
Rock my Duke World, Psycho T
Player of my heart!

Mal said...
Apr 1, 2008, 7:59:00 PM  

Tyler: "Well thats a great question Jay, but you know the real question is when are they going to change the name to 'Psycho-T Court' up there in Durham?!"

Sam Walker said...
Apr 1, 2008, 8:07:00 PM  

tyler - I'm going to see what else is on the bus. NEXT!

sweetbob said...
Apr 1, 2008, 9:52:00 PM  

Gosh, I hope you give MAXIMUM EFFORT every minute in the sack

Evan said...
Apr 1, 2008, 10:24:00 PM  

when in doubt, just STROKE IT!

mark said...
Apr 2, 2008, 2:22:00 AM  

Tyler: Jay, did I really hear you say I could out-work Michael Jordan? You're a fucking retard.

MojoCat21 said...
Apr 2, 2008, 11:30:00 AM  

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