Create The Caption #194

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"O Tyler, Tyler! Wherefore art thou Tyler?
Deny Roy Williams and quit the game;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Blue Devil."
- Tar Heel Fan

"What Bilas did next could only be described as Bruce Pearl / Erin Andrews Part 2."
- Collin

"Hansbrough: "Jay, I want to kiss you."
(microphone drops)
Dick Enberg: "And that happened.""- N8Dawg

"So you wanna get some pizza? And screw? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?"- Anon

"Jay, did I really hear you say I could out-work Michael Jordan? You're a fucking retard."- MojoCat21

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Stu Scott rocking the mic with Barkley and Mr. Belding? (Via Don Chavez)

Daily Links:

50 Reasons To Dislike Fox Sports (Speaking In Tongue)
A Creepy Steve Nash Bobblehead (Basketbawful)
Cut The Dreads! (NOIS)
Canseco On Letterman (NESW Sports)
Cutler Calls Out B-Marsh (Deuce Of Davenport)
Jerry Coleman Is Too Fun (Rumors and Rants)
Every Blackhawks Game Televised, For Once (Meaningful Collateral)
The Braves? Really??? (I'm Writing Sports)
Jump On The Reds Bandwagon While You Can (The Big Picture)
Melky Needs A Catchphrase (Bugs and Cranks)
Bennie The Bull Is A Thug! (Rand Ball)
Chad Henne In The First Round? No f'ing Way! (Suck at Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:15 PM


My God, there's just all kinds of douche in that pic.

Gangsta D said...
Apr 2, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Stuart: "When you wake up in the morning..."

Tim said...
Apr 2, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Under what circumstances could this gathering have possibly happened?

Whoever bet against the guy that said these three would never be in the same room together is PISSED.

Tim said...
Apr 2, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

In 6 months, an impersonation of this scene by Frank Caliendo will be comedy gold!

doneycat said...
Apr 2, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

Time to celebrate...Belding just convinced Stu Scott to invest his life savings in The Max

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Now using this advanced 3D simulator, we can combine Barkley's body type and Scott's inner personality and project the resulting offspring between them. And... um... OK, that may have worked too well.

Down Goes Brown said...
Apr 2, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Barkley: Damn, for real?
Stu:(screaming at top of his lungs) Mr. Belding just told us that Tiffer Amber Thiessen's tits exploded after season 3 and he's got the proooooooffff! Can I get a witness?

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Hey Belding, you think you can get Slater to hook me up with Lil Mama?

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

"Ain't no party like a Bayside party, cuz a Bayside party don't stop!"

Mez said...
Apr 2, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

Ladies, the line forms to the right...

Steve said...
Apr 2, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

"I want to break this down for you, people. It's called 'All (Lazy) Eyes On Me.'"

Signal to Noise said...
Apr 2, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Stuart: "You are the dancing queen..."

Guy in back: "Can you believe we got Carlton from The Fresh Prince to sing ABBA?
Awkward high five!"

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Ridiculous as he may be, at least I can understand what Dustin Diamond says.

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Charles: This is Turrible. Worst bet I ever made. Turrible, turrible, turrible.

Mark said...
Apr 2, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

The stars came out for the official premiere of the Dustin Diamond sex tape.

Free Vick said...
Apr 2, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

I think we finally found BET's Saved By The Bell.

Steve said...
Apr 2, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

[Belding beat-boxing]
Stu: "When I wake up in the morning
And the clock lets out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time..."
Barkley: "Thats Turrrrble.

Chase said...
Apr 2, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

Barkley: "Man, that Belding's really let himself go...."

Oh, and on another note, AA I am sure you will be pleased to know that I have a picture with both Mr. Belding and Tim Brando at the same time.

Radioman said...
Apr 2, 2008, 3:25:00 PM  

If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?

Apr 2, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

Here you see Stu Scott's audition to get into Barkley's Five

Nick said...
Apr 2, 2008, 3:44:00 PM  

Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

Insert lame oreo joke here.

Mal said...
Apr 2, 2008, 4:27:00 PM  

Belding: Look, Charles, all I'm saying is that there isn't that big of a difference between the Auburn Tigers and the Bayside Tigers.

GMoney said...
Apr 2, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  

Spoken word...

Gorgonzola said...
Apr 2, 2008, 4:56:00 PM  

For the first time in his life Charles Barkley is not the biggest idiot in the room, the red-faced fellow in the background raising the roof takes that hardware home

pmelchre said...
Apr 2, 2008, 5:00:00 PM  

Charles: "Damn, Stu, Belding's got a better chance of making it in my Fav 5 and he's wack as hell."

Jarred Amato said...
Apr 2, 2008, 5:21:00 PM  

Mr. Belding- "I told you that Dustin Diamond(Screech) was an asshole!"

Bruce said...
Apr 2, 2008, 5:46:00 PM  

"I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so scared!"

Ross said...
Apr 2, 2008, 6:13:00 PM  

I got nothing...but Ross that was brilliant. Simply Brilliant.

Sam said...
Apr 2, 2008, 6:18:00 PM  

OMG look everyone it's frank caliendo!!!!!!

mike from chicago said...
Apr 2, 2008, 6:27:00 PM  

See here Chuck...when I rub you just right here it gets erect. That's it Stu! Use your finger too!

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2008, 7:21:00 PM  

Two thoughts come to mind:
1) Look at Charles' posse. Damn, and I thought Michael Jordan hung out with the wrong people!!!

2) Let's hope they don't sing Dancing Queen.

Jim Williams said...
Apr 2, 2008, 7:22:00 PM  

Who would've thought 15 years ago that, of these three, Sir Charles would be the best TV guy of the bunch.

Apr 2, 2008, 8:54:00 PM  

Welcome to my sexual nightmare.

Collin said...
Apr 2, 2008, 10:16:00 PM  

Which of this trio is the first to say to the others: "Let's have sex and then go shopping".

Mal said...
Apr 2, 2008, 10:24:00 PM  

Stu..Really...what the f*%k is up wit dat eye? That's turrible.

vhschola said...
Apr 2, 2008, 10:26:00 PM  

Chuck: "You crazy, I ain't making no oreo with you Belding"

Wesley said...
Apr 2, 2008, 10:48:00 PM  

The hottest new reality show coming to FOX in the Fall of 08:

"Belding, Barkley and Boo-Yah!"

Clerky said...
Apr 2, 2008, 11:13:00 PM  

Belding, come here and check this out. I mean, he's looking that way, but his eye is still staring right at me.

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2008, 11:52:00 PM  

"I can't believe we're all on The Surreal Life 4. Rock, paper, scissors to see who hooks up with the model first."

Anonymous said...
Apr 3, 2008, 2:45:00 AM  

Mr Belding: You know Charles he's not bad but nobody sang Friends Forever like the original Zack Attack.

Stu: Frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends Foreverrrrrrrr....talkin' bout frieeeeeeeeeeends forever...

Jeremy said...
Apr 3, 2008, 7:46:00 AM  

Post a Comment