Create The Caption #195

Thursday, April 03, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Time to celebrate...Belding just convinced Stu Scott to invest his life savings in The Max."- Anon

"[Belding beat-boxing]
Stu: "When I wake up in the morning
And the clock lets out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time..."
Barkley: "Thats Turrrrble."
- Chase

"Mr Belding: You know Charles he's not bad but nobody sang Friends Forever like the original Zack Attack.
Stu: Frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends Foreverrrrrrrr....talkin' bout frieeeeeeeeeeends forever..."
- Jeremy

"I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so scared!"- Ross

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Joel Zumaya rockin'? (Via Deadspin)

Daily Links:

Introducing The Hottest Sports Wife Tournament (Armchair GM)
Are The Wizards Better With Or Without Gilbert? (DC Sports Bog)
Underwater Ironing? (On 205th)
It's Toooooo Laaaaate To Apologiiiiiize (Food Court Lunch)
The Jose Canseco Trainwreck Hits Detroit (M Live)
Weird Happenings At Iona (The Big Picture)
Scoring Is Down In Baseball (Baseball Musings)
A Penn State Player, A Library, And.....Umm (Rumors and Rants)
Some Vintage Harry Caray (Zoner Sports)
An Ode To The Movie Major League (My Brain Says Rage)
The Finals Of Radio Madness (Sports Media Journal)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:57 AM


Insert random slightly-applicable comedic movie quote here - Guaranteed Yuks!!

Anonymous said...
Apr 3, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Bill E. Bass on the vocals, Zumaya on fake guitar.

GMoney said...
Apr 3, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Run for your lives!!! That chin hair is eating everything in sight!!!

rhino ear said...
Apr 3, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Eli just wants to play squash; Joel just wants to rock out...

the great bambi said...
Apr 3, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

I just had this entire guitar shoved up her chooch.

Seriously, she's a pig.

hollywood wags said...
Apr 3, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

Joel Zumaya finally finds an outlet for his Pat Benetar obsession

wishmewell said...
Apr 3, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

20 Bucks says Zumaya got the number of the beast

Anonymous said...
Apr 3, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

Seconds after this photo was taken, Dustin Hoffman got off the couch and turned on the Billy Bass.

BF said...
Apr 3, 2008, 2:28:00 PM  

Zumaya: maybe I can play left-handed this season so that my throwing arm won't be screwed up in time for the playoffs.... if I'm every healthy again that is. *sigh*

Tim said...
Apr 3, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

Girl: "Anybody have an idea who this Joel Zumaya guy is?"

Corn said...
Apr 3, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

Zumaya: Maybe I can learn to throw left handed this season so that my rocking out isn't affected by that other thing I have to do.

Anonymous said...
Apr 3, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

"Hm, the groupies I get playing fake rock star aren't as good as the ones I get playing baseball."

Signal to Noise said...
Apr 3, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

Baby I'd do it myself, but I'm worried about inflaming my wrist again.

Anonymous said...
Apr 3, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

FIRE!!! Somebody help me get a few boxes down from the attic!!!

GMoney said...
Apr 3, 2008, 4:13:00 PM  

If I keep playing guitar hero, I'm going to have bigger boobs than her!

Jarred Amato said...
Apr 3, 2008, 4:31:00 PM  

Thanks for taking part in the Joel Zumaya off-season workout plan. You're now ready to start pitching in mid-August.

Anonymous said...
Apr 3, 2008, 5:08:00 PM  

Uh, the shocker is THREE fingers, Zumaya.

Anonymous said...
Apr 3, 2008, 5:30:00 PM  

Hey, baby, watch these magic fingers make this guitar sing, then tell me you don't want them to make you sing.

Apr 3, 2008, 5:48:00 PM  

Gotta go with the ol' standby...


Tom said...
Apr 3, 2008, 6:02:00 PM  

I'd need a bucket on my head to beat Jordan.... or do her....

Seriously, Z? That's the best tail you can pull?

Tom said...
Apr 3, 2008, 6:03:00 PM  

Hey, if Dustin Hoffman can play the drums... they should get ROCK BAND!

Dustin = Drums
Joel = Guitar
Skank = Bass
Singing Fish on the wall = Vocals

But don't worry the Karl family and Edjuardo Nareja are on their way for the most awesome Rock Band party ever!

Tom said...
Apr 3, 2008, 6:06:00 PM  

Picture courtesy of Comerica Park Scoreboard Operator

Anonymous said...
Apr 3, 2008, 6:20:00 PM  

Finally evidence of the 2006 World Series after party has come out.

Anonymous said...
Apr 3, 2008, 6:22:00 PM  

Look, I pulled Stevie Nicks! Coool!

Anonymous said...
Apr 3, 2008, 7:43:00 PM  

"I need to invest in a hot tub and beer bong, like Leinart."

sweetbob said...
Apr 3, 2008, 8:37:00 PM  

Let's play guitar hero, then we'll go shopping!

Mal said...
Apr 3, 2008, 9:17:00 PM  

Zumaya (thinking): "After Michelle Bonner here polishes off the rest of the Stroh's, it's time to give her the 103 mph HEAT!!!"

Tainted Alligator Souffle said...
Apr 3, 2008, 9:46:00 PM  

I must be musically gifted to pull this kind of tail.

Wesley said...
Apr 4, 2008, 2:05:00 AM  

Hey, don't tell coach- i'm suppose to be lifting boxes in San Diego.

Anonymous said...
Apr 4, 2008, 9:37:00 AM  

You guys hear we signed Cabrera!

Anonymous said...
Apr 4, 2008, 9:38:00 AM  

Both have the same amount of saves the last 2 years.

Anonymous said...
Apr 4, 2008, 9:42:00 AM  

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