Create The Caption #195
Thursday, April 03, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Time to celebrate...Belding just convinced Stu Scott to invest his life savings in The Max."- Anon
"[Belding beat-boxing]
Stu: "When I wake up in the morning
And the clock lets out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time..."
Barkley: "Thats Turrrrble."
- Chase
"Mr Belding: You know Charles he's not bad but nobody sang Friends Forever like the original Zack Attack.
Stu: Frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends Foreverrrrrrrr....talkin' bout frieeeeeeeeeeends forever..."
- Jeremy
"I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so scared!"- Ross
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Joel Zumaya rockin'? (Via Deadspin)
Daily Links:
Introducing The Hottest Sports Wife Tournament (Armchair GM)
Are The Wizards Better With Or Without Gilbert? (DC Sports Bog)
Underwater Ironing? (On 205th)
It's Toooooo Laaaaate To Apologiiiiiize (Food Court Lunch)
The Jose Canseco Trainwreck Hits Detroit (M Live)
Weird Happenings At Iona (The Big Picture)
Scoring Is Down In Baseball (Baseball Musings)
A Penn State Player, A Library, And.....Umm (Rumors and Rants)
Some Vintage Harry Caray (Zoner Sports)
An Ode To The Movie Major League (My Brain Says Rage)
The Finals Of Radio Madness (Sports Media Journal)
31 Comments:
Bill E. Bass on the vocals, Zumaya on fake guitar.
Run for your lives!!! That chin hair is eating everything in sight!!!
Eli just wants to play squash; Joel just wants to rock out...
I just had this entire guitar shoved up her chooch.
Seriously, she's a pig.
Joel Zumaya finally finds an outlet for his Pat Benetar obsession
20 Bucks says Zumaya got the number of the beast
Seconds after this photo was taken, Dustin Hoffman got off the couch and turned on the Billy Bass.
Zumaya: maybe I can play left-handed this season so that my throwing arm won't be screwed up in time for the playoffs.... if I'm every healthy again that is. *sigh*
Girl: "Anybody have an idea who this Joel Zumaya guy is?"
Zumaya: Maybe I can learn to throw left handed this season so that my rocking out isn't affected by that other thing I have to do.
"Hm, the groupies I get playing fake rock star aren't as good as the ones I get playing baseball."
Baby I'd do it myself, but I'm worried about inflaming my wrist again.
FIRE!!! Somebody help me get a few boxes down from the attic!!!
If I keep playing guitar hero, I'm going to have bigger boobs than her!
Thanks for taking part in the Joel Zumaya off-season workout plan. You're now ready to start pitching in mid-August.
Uh, the shocker is THREE fingers, Zumaya.
Hey, baby, watch these magic fingers make this guitar sing, then tell me you don't want them to make you sing.
Gotta go with the ol' standby...
"WHY DON'T YOU PLAY A REAL GUITAR?"
I'd need a bucket on my head to beat Jordan.... or do her....
Seriously, Z? That's the best tail you can pull?
Hey, if Dustin Hoffman can play the drums... they should get ROCK BAND!
Dustin = Drums
Joel = Guitar
Skank = Bass
Singing Fish on the wall = Vocals
But don't worry the Karl family and Edjuardo Nareja are on their way for the most awesome Rock Band party ever!
Picture courtesy of Comerica Park Scoreboard Operator
Finally evidence of the 2006 World Series after party has come out.
Look, I pulled Stevie Nicks! Coool!
"I need to invest in a hot tub and beer bong, like Leinart."
Let's play guitar hero, then we'll go shopping!
Zumaya (thinking): "After Michelle Bonner here polishes off the rest of the Stroh's, it's time to give her the 103 mph HEAT!!!"
I must be musically gifted to pull this kind of tail.
Hey, don't tell coach- i'm suppose to be lifting boxes in San Diego.
You guys hear we signed Cabrera!
Both have the same amount of saves the last 2 years.
Insert random slightly-applicable comedic movie quote here - Guaranteed Yuks!!