Create The Caption #196

Friday, April 04, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Thanks for taking part in the Joel Zumaya off-season workout plan. You're now ready to start pitching in mid-August."- Anon

"Look, I pulled Stevie Nicks! Coool!"- Anon

"I need to invest in a hot tub and beer bong, like Leinart."- Sweet Bob

"Both have the same amount of saves the last 2 years."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Fenway Hawk sizing up little Alexa Rodriguez? (Via SI's Caught In The Act)

Daily Links:

NBC Looks To Be Sticking With Hockey (Globe and Mail)
More Guitar Hero Injuries! (Babes Love Baseball)
The Final Four Coaches As South Park Characters (Gutty Little Bruins)
The Big Papi Pez Dispenser Is Just Odd (Red Sox Monster)
In Defense Of Jeff Brantley (Crashburn Ally)
Tiger Is An Angry Dude (Food Court Lunch)
The Browns Think They're Clever (Deuce of Davenport)
A Good Interview With A Slate Editor (Fynal Cut)
The NBA Store Has Some Weird Items (Empty The Bench)
A Deeper Look Into Our Homer Announcer Of The Day Yesterday (Sports On The Air)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:39 PM


Damien hay o Damien, (from The Omen II)

Anonymous said...
Apr 4, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

(in Mr Burns voice) Excellent!

Anonymous said...
Apr 4, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

"I call the big one Bitey."

Thanks for the link!

Andrew Thell
Empty the Bench

Andrew Thell said...
Apr 4, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

"Did she just call her, A-Rod??"

Paul said...
Apr 4, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Yea- I hate Randy Johnson too.

Anonymous said...
Apr 4, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Cue the Jaws music

the great bambi said...
Apr 4, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

"Stupid eagle gets to be America's bird, what about me? I'm a predator, I've got talons. Wait, what? There's a Red Sox nation? Do they need a national bird? I'm in! First thing's first, attack the enemy..."

the great bambi said...
Apr 4, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Jose Canseco commands thee Red Hawk to enact his revenge upon all those named A-Rod. Do his bidding!

Anonymous said...
Apr 4, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

Not clutch? I'll show you not clutch.

hollywood wags said...
Apr 4, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

That Hawk shows more aggression than Josh Smith.

Apr 4, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

mmmmmm... delicious.

Tim said...
Apr 4, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Nobody messes with Andre Dawson.

GMoney said...
Apr 4, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

Hawk, on a payphone after the game: "See, I thought you said Alexa. ... No, I'm pretty sure you said Alexa. ... Well, I still get paid, right?"

Anonymous said...
Apr 4, 2008, 4:31:00 PM  

"I get the feeling that that group up there is going to do some damage."

Six Packed said...
Apr 4, 2008, 7:18:00 PM  

You've stepped into the wrong area, human.

Apr 4, 2008, 7:24:00 PM  

Put it on the booooard...YES!!!!!!

N8Dawg said...
Apr 4, 2008, 7:48:00 PM  

It's dangerous when hawks don't know enough about sports to attack the right people.

Free Vick said...
Apr 4, 2008, 7:52:00 PM  

"Hey, baby, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Ross said...
Apr 4, 2008, 11:28:00 PM  

you're mine bitch

Apr 5, 2008, 12:01:00 AM  
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Apr 5, 2008, 12:07:00 AM  

Body Scan...negative
Retina Scan....negative
Name scan.....computing...computing...CLOSE ENOUGH! CYLON BIRD ATTACK!!!!!

VHSCHOLA said...
Apr 5, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

Anyone else notice the self defense school shirt being worn by her friend. Obviously it was a freebie and not earned.

Anonymous said...
Apr 5, 2008, 6:45:00 PM  

Noooooooo ... please don't throw me out. I promise I'll go after the right one this time.

Anonymous said...
Apr 6, 2008, 9:19:00 AM  

I'm Ben Hawkfleck and I need some chicks!

Anonymous said...
Apr 6, 2008, 9:41:00 PM  

All ur hair are belong 2 us.

Apr 7, 2008, 3:00:00 AM  

Hawk: "These bitches best be stayin' away from my nest and shit!"

Camel 222 said...
Apr 7, 2008, 4:44:00 AM  

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