K-Fed In, Britney Out

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I like to try to have a niche' in this ever-flooded Sports Blogosphere. You know....only announcer stuff, not putting up what's already over the place.....that sort of thing. Blah blah blah. Well sometime(s) things are just too funny to pass up (and I haven't seen this out there that much today).....

You are all aware that Britney Spears was denied an appearance in an ad by the NFL Network (they even went so far as to refer to her as a "train-wreck") right?. Well it looks like her ex-beau WILL be in one. It's one of those "Life Comes at you Fast" ones like the MC Hammer one in 2005 (see below), and will probably not disappoint. From K-Fed....

"I felt that it was a good time to come out and make fun of myself," says Federline, 28
See...that's what I'm talking about. If you can't make fun of yourself...who can you make fun of? I still maintain that K-Fed will come out of this thing better than Britney. I mean seriously the dude hooked up with the ex-hottest chick on the planet for a few years......and got her to pay for his record. I don't care if 10 people bought the thing (and it sucks)....he still has a record. Now he can do some b.s. reality shows and make some dough, and she's left looking like....well....a train wreck.

More on the commercial....
Nationwide plans to post the ad on its website on Jan. 29 — a week before the big game — and may post it elsewhere, too, such as on YouTube. Like most game advertisers, it put its 2006 Super Bowl ad online only after the game.

Nationwide won't say how much K-Fed is being paid. When asked about his finances, Federline said only, "I'm OK. … I'll be good, no matter what."

He's quick to add that he's making a new start in a new year. "I'm changing a lot of things in my life. Just be ready for me in 2007."
NFL Rejects Spears (MSNBC)
Nationwide Gives Away Bowl Ad Ending (USA Today)

Nationwide is on YO! side.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 2:48 PM


Cripes, is that actually a picture of Fed-Ex up top? I'm so used to seeing him in wanksta gear.

Signal to Noise said...
Jan 17, 2007, 3:31:00 PM  

Britney is def not one of the hottest chicks....

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2007, 8:17:00 PM  

Oh my god Hammer, don't hurt 'em.

Sooze said...
Jan 18, 2007, 12:37:00 AM  

Someday, Kevin Federline will be properly recognized as one of the great geniuses of our time.

Jan 18, 2007, 12:00:00 PM  

I gotta agree with the anonymous poster - I looked at that little popup on the msnbc article with pictures of Britney, hoping to catch a glimpse of her former glory, and then realized, she never was that good looking. Why I was convinced otherwise as a teenager, I'll never know.

- b said...
Jan 18, 2007, 3:51:00 PM  

That's easy. Schoolgirl uniform.

Jan 18, 2007, 4:00:00 PM  

I'm still waiting on a K-Fed/Cato Kaelin project. I mean, with OJ back in the news, it's a natural.

extrapolater said...
Jan 18, 2007, 9:07:00 PM  

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