BCS National Championship Live-Blog: Florida/OSU- 2nd Quarter
Monday, January 08, 2007
So the Florida Gators' receivers call themselves the Goons after the Goonies. Why don't you just call youself the Goonies? Because it's their time up there.......it's Florida's Time.....It's Florida's Time down here.
14-7 Gators and they have a 3rd and Goal inside the five.
A made up Tom Petty song leads us back in......just in time for a Florida TD.
21-7 Gators. They are just destroying OSU's defense....straight up.
"And now that 51 days comes into your mind"- BA, that it does Barry.
Chris Leak.....9/10, 99 Yards, 1 TD. Join the Black Parade.
Roughing the passer on the Gators as they try to even out the penalties. Ohio St. has to stay on the field to rest their defense.....just as I say this out loud, so does Barry Alvazrez. Thanks coach. Troy Smith is noticably laughing over center as he runs for a first down. Ted Ginn is getting his ankle wrapped accoring to the proposal ruiner Meyers.
Pittman runs through the Florida defense for an impressive answering score, and we're going to take care of the over in the first half.
21-14.......everyone take a breath for me please. This is intense.
BJ said... So when does the awful gf get her own celebrity gossip sidebar?
Ha.....you think you're so f'ing funny don't you BJ?!?!?! Actually it starts tomorrow. It's called "The Awful GF actually knows a lot about sports, but would never beat me in picks"
Speaking of the Goonies....WR Anthony Gonzalez looks like Sloth.
Crowd gets loud....and I think OSU's defense will wake up this drive. Vicious stiff-arm by Wynn, but he's knocked down behind the line. "Don't let the frosting get in the way of the cake you're trying to eat"- OSU Defensive Coor., yeah that motivates me like a fat kid love cake.
3rd down and 5, and Florida converts. Leak under pressure and he still gets it off. Leak gets hit on first down.....
"OH! That's a pick"- ME
"Ha....okay."- Roommate, as the ball lands in the first row of the crowd. As he continues to watch Rambo- First Blood without sound on the second TV.
Jenkins needs to step up, and he gets a tackle on the short screen. Another 3rd down for Fla......and finally OSU stops them. It was coincidentally (not really) the first third and long as well. OSU ball at the twelve and I have money on a commercial here......
AND YES! Another commercial.
One More Dying Quail said... Did I just hear someone say, "His arm got deflected"?
Oh you most certainly did......Chris Leak is just going ahead and throwing his arm WITH the ball. Bigger target to catch.
Ohio State just pounded the ball down the field with the run last drive, so what do they come out with????? Three straight passes......that's just dumb play calling. Three and out, and a punt. Awful play calling.
"Ohio State showed blitz"- BA, sorry Barry but Ohio State's defense was on the bench that last series. Nice try though. Commercial 12,123......
THERE'S A PARTY OVA HERE THERE'S A PARTY OVA THERE.........DON'T HOLD BACK!!!!
Florida has great field position again at their own 47. They try to run, and go nowhere. Wynn turns out to be from Cincy (Reading H.S.....Awful GF, have you heard of it?)......Tebow is on the field again. Tebow's big-ass falls for four yards.
Wide-receiver screen and Harvey jukes a slow looking Animal and Hawk for seven yards. Back to Harvin again for another huge game. This zone defense has to go. It is not doing s***.
Can someone check Wikipedia/Google to see if OSU's Gholston is the brother of the Redskins Gholston?
3rd and long......false start on the line. 3rd and 15 now. Watch the draw.
"Shaping out to what is going to be a wild game, and we will see if it plays out that way"- TB, Umm yeah.....we will. Thanks Thom.
Florida's Awful kicker is in......and....he nails it. 1-10 from outside 30 yards this year.....make that 2-11.
24-14 Gators.
"Didn't they make Waiting to Exhale in Arizona?"- CD, Charles.....you're banned from making jokes the rest of the game.
If OSU doesn't run the ball this series every down they are just stupid. And on que Pittman reels off nine.
Why would you go for that?????? That is just plain dumb. OSU is stuffed....I seriously thought they were trying to pull them offsides.
When you can't stop a team on offense....you DO NOT go for it in your own territory. Bad bad bad call. At least run a QB rollout with the Heisman Trophy winner.
Run Up The Score! said... WHOSE COUNTRY IS IT? I NEED TO KNOW!
Well this is a Simmons kinda day.....I'll bite. THIS IS OUUUUUUUUUURRRRR COUUUUUUNTRY!
Hetland kicks again.......and nails it again.
27-14 Gators.
Wow......The Heismann winner fumbles the ball, and the Florida fans look confused???? Why are they holding their heads it's Florida's ball at the 5. This looks bad for OSU. Tebow short on two QB sneaks.....Leak will come back in for the third down pass.
"Come on Buckeyes"- Little Girl in the stand who looks like she's going to cry.
Tebow on the fake sneak.....the suddenly crappy Bucks defense bites, and the finger-pointing begins. TD FLA.
It will be 34-14 at half, and the world (and the Awful GF) is stunned.....I'll turn off bold now.
Great....Habitat for Humanity will have a special presentation at halftime. I'll see you at 11pm.
36 Comments:
Florida's offense gives you more different looks than a freakin' shape shifter.
Uuuhhh stop talking about time off...the big ten ALWAYS has time off, our season ends before everyone elses.....
pedro - don't worry, I'm still on the case. Google will NOT let me down!
OSU needs to play ball control. Pound the fucker with Pittman until they stop you.
here we go....
Like I said, pound it with Pittman. TD.
TB dropped some knowledge I did not know: in college, sacks are taken from QB running yards; in the pros, they take the yards lost out of passing yards.
Good on you, TB.
pedro - I'm right, and I'm wrong. The game WAS played in Tempe, but it was coordinated by officials for the Fiesta Bowl. They handled three bowls this season, but it looks like only two were actually held in Glendale.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/wires/01/05/2060.ap.fbc.t25.bcs.hosts.0667/index.html
Is that Parcells narrating the Gatorade commercial?
Baby Ruth...
pedro - You betcha. I apologize for ever doubting you.
Sounds like somebody did just as much homework as I did on these games.
Did I just hear someone say, "His arm got deflected"?
Anyone else see that Dallas Baker's major was something called "Recreation Programming?" Man, and I thought my B.A. (music) was B.S. "Recreation Programming" means you either work with kids or you're doing something illicit, but to be fair, he goes to Florida, not Miami.
Sweater Vest needs to stop stepping on Pittman's dick with the play calling.
dont hold back.....theyres a party over here....
yeah...not a very good part of town
No Mellencamp so far tonight? Is this a dream?
Two weird, easily interceptable passes from Leak. No damage done.
Why does it seem like every single pass is being thrown to the guy holding the down markers on the sideline?
I'm not paying real close attention, but most of these throws don't even look close.
Gholston...has a younger brother...not the same...
RUTS - you probably just jinxed it.
and it is a different spelling
Leak should've taken those 10 yards on 3rd down, but hey, the guy made the field goal. For now, let's just say that Leak is cracking a little bit.
WHOSE COUNTRY IS IT? I NEED TO KNOW!
Oh crap. 4th down run doesn't get it.
Not only did Tressel screw up by going for it, he apparently forgot he can challenge the spot.
Troy Smith was clapping his hands on the sideline after they failed on 4th down, but his face and body language were awful.
Stupid playcall. Why call a slow developing run on 4th and less than a yard?
Gah. Even the crappy kicker is on point tonight for Florida. This is bad Mo Clarett karma come back to the Vest.
Big 10 smashmouth football gets stood up on 4th & 1. Oof.
HO-LEE CRAP!
This is not happening.
Jarvis Moss adds another fumble to his list for the year.
The Tebowner is in and Florida fans would prefer not to go into the half with a case of blue balls. The Swamp is calling for end zone NOW.
Wow, Tebow has a pass in his arsenal that isn't a jump pass. This game is now pretty much over.
"And all the blogs in Ohio tomorrow will be calling for Jim Tressel's firing" - Brent Musbuger
Congratulations to everyone who took the over.
Tressel needs to show us all he means business in the second half, and I'm not sure how he can do that.
I DO know that it involves the sweater vest in some way.
the sweater vest doubles as an invisibility cloak for antonio pittman...thats how he'll bust up the middle
SCREW THE OSU BAND.
No playing Celine Dion at halftime, dunce caps!
The Buckeyes are officially getting their tits blasted off.
Technical football term. You wouldn't understand.