John Madden.....Smut Peddler

Thursday, January 04, 2007

From NFL Fanhouse

Christmas became XXX-mas for a 14-year-old Layton boy who discovered hard-core pornography on a video game he received as a gift. Kolton Mahoney was shocked when he put the Madden NFL 07 game in his new Xbox 360 console Christmas day and an explicit image popped up on his television screen. "This is definitely not Madden," he said recalling his first thought after seeing the image. Kolton turned off the Xbox and notified his parents, Linda and Tim Mahoney, who viewed the video game and were equally stunned. "It wasn't a pretty scene," Tim Mahoney said.
The crazy part is that the kid turned off the damn game and notified his parents! Sure, if you haven't had "The Talk" yet that would be a little scary, BUT THE KID IS 14! Come on kid.
"The hard part will be finding out who did it," he said. "We'll give it a shot. I would go through the roof if this happened to my kid. Whoever did this is a complete and utter coward.", said Lt. Rhett McQuiston
Hell no, he's a saint. That kid needs porn and fast. Madden is cool and all, but I'm setting up a Porn Trust Fund for this kid. You can Paypal me money at awfulannouncing@gmail.com (seriously, don't really send money)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 2:16 PM

2 Comments:

Wow, no wonder no one has responded to your blog. Its because you make fun of this kid for doing the right thing. I think you should change your trust fund to counseling for yourself

Dan said...
Jan 4, 2007, 3:52:00 PM  

Where were these games when I was a kid?

Jan 4, 2007, 9:51:00 PM  

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