What's Wrong With Baltimore? (Entry #12,003)
Thursday, August 02, 2007
I was in Baltimore last night and it was lovely. Had dinner outside with the Awful GF, watched some crappy punk band play outside of the ESPN Zone, and had a beer or two at a local establishment. So why do I hate Baltimore so much? This is why....
Oh I get it....the duck's name is Leroy. And that hat....that hat is, so...
I give up.
The Orioles have a new fan: Leroy the Duck (Red Sox Monster)
7 Comments:
I'm very clever I know.
Man, and I thought calling the lady Miss Monster was bad. Clearly, I have been upstaged.
Dan
As a person who works in Baltimore... I apologize
"baltimore is a dirty ugly city." -- Norm McDonald
the closest I like getting to Baltimore is White Marsh. They have a great Ikea there.
This guy is actually a Nats fan.
Baltimorons.
It's actually the closest city to me now, which makes me want to cry a little. At least I'll be closer to the Preakness, though. I can run on top of portojohns like nobody's business.
(Also, Ch4NT convention at the Preakness next year. Put it on the calendar.)
The Awful GF might be the greatest moniker of all time.