What's Wrong With Baltimore? (Entry #12,003)

Thursday, August 02, 2007

I was in Baltimore last night and it was lovely. Had dinner outside with the Awful GF, watched some crappy punk band play outside of the ESPN Zone, and had a beer or two at a local establishment. So why do I hate Baltimore so much? This is why....


Oh I get it....the duck's name is Leroy. And that hat....that hat is, so...

I give up.

The Orioles have a new fan: Leroy the Duck (Red Sox Monster)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 9:50 AM

7 Comments:

The Awful GF might be the greatest moniker of all time.

GMoney said...
Aug 2, 2007, 10:17:00 AM  

I'm very clever I know.

Aug 2, 2007, 10:19:00 AM  

Man, and I thought calling the lady Miss Monster was bad. Clearly, I have been upstaged.

Dan

Pity Da Fool said...
Aug 2, 2007, 11:08:00 AM  

As a person who works in Baltimore... I apologize

Anonymous said...
Aug 2, 2007, 12:51:00 PM  

"baltimore is a dirty ugly city." -- Norm McDonald

the closest I like getting to Baltimore is White Marsh. They have a great Ikea there.

mcoale said...
Aug 2, 2007, 3:34:00 PM  

This guy is actually a Nats fan.

J-Red said...
Aug 2, 2007, 11:59:00 PM  

Baltimorons.

It's actually the closest city to me now, which makes me want to cry a little. At least I'll be closer to the Preakness, though. I can run on top of portojohns like nobody's business.

(Also, Ch4NT convention at the Preakness next year. Put it on the calendar.)

Aug 3, 2007, 11:07:00 AM  

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