Bobby Abreu's Bat Is Made Of Peanut Brittle

Friday, October 05, 2007

Wow talk about a crazy game! All of those crazy Canadian Bugs (that's what Craig Sager called them) and someone gave Bobby Abreu a trick bat.

You just got Juice'd Bobby! Wazzzzzup?!?!?!

P.S.- I started watching the game right before that clip so if any of you want to leave your Chip, Tony, and Bob comments in this spot feel free.

P.P.S.- FAUSTO!!!!

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 8:25 PM


Early in the game somebody, I don't remember whom, hit a foul ball off the handle of the bat towards first base. Skip said, "{insert player's name} fisted it towards first." Ouch.

Anonymous said...
Oct 5, 2007, 8:44:00 PM  

Just as I hit enter on that last comment, Skip said, "Fisted towards us." Just what exactly does that perv have on his mind? Never mind, I don't want to know.

Anonymous said...
Oct 5, 2007, 8:46:00 PM  

Chip, Skip, whatever, who watches the Braves?

Anonymous said...
Oct 5, 2007, 9:01:00 PM  

Is Tony Gwynn pregnant?

Anonymous said...
Oct 5, 2007, 9:13:00 PM  

Are you just now noticing this, Anon 9:13?
A few years ago, ESPN tried to shoehorn Jon Sciambi and Tony Gwynn in the same broadcast booth.
Virtually impossible.

Anonymous said...
Oct 5, 2007, 9:43:00 PM  

They are actually called "Canadian Soldiers", which is a Cleveland turn for those types of bugs pesky bugs that don't bite. Take a guess why they call them that.

Anonymous said...
Oct 5, 2007, 10:27:00 PM  

I mean the word "term" not "turn" of course.

Anonymous said...
Oct 5, 2007, 10:28:00 PM  

The bat should have used Wade Wilson's method of rectifying it's disfunction.

Dummy said...
Oct 5, 2007, 11:26:00 PM  

In New England we called those bugs gnats. Now we call them Joba Lovers.

Steve said...
Oct 5, 2007, 11:36:00 PM  

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