Stu Scott's Ridiculous Deaf Poetry Slam

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Amazing job by C-Motts at Mister Irrelevant on pulling this video. He told me before doing so that Stu Scott did some Poetry on SC this morning and I thought...Okay, he was just being dumb sitting at the desk and freestyling on Joe Torre or something. But no! This is something sooooo much worse......



What in the hell was that? You know what??? I give up. You've defeated me ESPN. I've tried for a year to tell you crap like Who's Now was asinine and it makes you lose the credibility you once had, but you have gone above and beyond that. You win.

Stu Scott Breaks Down Poetry Jam on SC

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:11 AM

23 Comments:

thank god i quit watching sportscenter years ago. it's beyond brutal.

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 11:30:00 AM  

I broke my remote last night when that came on after the great Navy vs Pitt football game. The remote wasnt working and my head was about to exploded due to Mr Scott. I proceeded to throw the remote against the wall and to my amazement it exploded.

I then just got up and turned the tv off.

-Brett

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 11:31:00 AM  

When I saw that this morning I was wondering how long until you got the video up. Almost blew cherios all over my TV.

What a pretentious prick.

AlCantHang said...
Oct 11, 2007, 11:39:00 AM  

How cheap does LeAnne Schreiber feel right now. I mean, they didn't have to do this shit THE SAME DAY she releases her scathing column.

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 11:39:00 AM  

awful as it was.... it's nothing different from what Stuart Scott does at the anchor desk every freakin night anyway...

LeeZy said...
Oct 11, 2007, 11:41:00 AM  

I happened to be watching this morning. I think we should make Stu end all of his longer riffs end with "Spoken word." It'd be something to look forward to, especially if they turned the lights out on him each time.

Sox Monster

Pity Da Fool said...
Oct 11, 2007, 11:46:00 AM  

He couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "Lemme Know"?

Tim said...
Oct 11, 2007, 11:48:00 AM  

I was falling asleep last night when it aired and thought I was dreaming it until I saw the replay this morning. And ESPN wonders why people think they're a joke.

Spoken Word.

Steve said...
Oct 11, 2007, 12:07:00 PM  

What trash. This pisses me off. It's as if ESPN does this ridiculous crap just to thumb its collective nose at the audience. "What are you going to? WATCH FSN? Hahahaha! We own you!"

Seriously, ESPN execs can't be that out of touch with their viewers and/or reality, can they? CAN THEY?!

Kyle said...
Oct 11, 2007, 12:11:00 PM  

wow. it's almost as if they are giving stu free reign to just do anything he wants. perhaps they want him to kill his own career, but i dont know if they realize that he's taking SC down in the process.

even if you're not biased against ESPN in any way, i see no way you can watch that and not find it ridiculous and awful.

Bryan Allain said...
Oct 11, 2007, 12:21:00 PM  

The negro is supposed to rhyme for us white people.

Bojanglin baby!

hollywood wags said...
Oct 11, 2007, 12:23:00 PM  

Yeah I saw that this morning, but he's done that once or twice before in the past year or so. It's always the same awful garbage. Please just show highlights with witty commentary. That's all we ask. It's not much

Lawton said...
Oct 11, 2007, 12:41:00 PM  

So let me get this straight. There were 12 hockey games last night. But Sportscenter only shows highlights from 3 of them and replaces highlights of the other 9 with Stu doing poetry and stories on baseball teams already eliminated from the playoffs. Way to cover sports ESPN. I could get more sports coverage from watching Bravo.

Oct 11, 2007, 12:47:00 PM  

Moose, you're exactly right. Completely ignore hockey since it's on a different network, and pour nearly five times as much coverage into an eliminated team as the impending LCS. It makes ZERO sense. Now's the time for someone (or someones) with a lot of money to put together a viable competitor to ESPN.

Kyle said...
Oct 11, 2007, 12:51:00 PM  

Entertainment and SPorts Network.

hollywood wags said...
Oct 11, 2007, 1:30:00 PM  

One Eyed Stu is GAY.

Spoken Word.

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 2:14:00 PM  

I'm still waiting to be entertained. Wasn't the original purpose of the "E" in ESPN so that they could show those dreadful early-morning business news programs?

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 3:15:00 PM  

I can't make it through an entire SportsCenter anymore. It's indescribly bad.

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 6:08:00 PM  

Stu's eye freaks me out.

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 6:11:00 PM  

I could only watch about 2-3 seconds of it before I had one of those "severely embarrassed to be a human" twinges.

Here's my question: how do his co-workers look him in the eyes (or eye) and not laugh?

The Zoner said...
Oct 11, 2007, 6:15:00 PM  

kyle, you are right. Mark Cuban should give up on buying the Cubs, and start a HDSN.

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 6:50:00 PM  

Remember when Sportscenter was appointment television at 6:00 and 11:00? Me neither.

J Rose said...
Oct 11, 2007, 11:14:00 PM  

ESPN's problem is they think they are the center of the universe(that's why the ramble about the Yankees all the time, they and their fans have that in common) They are all about marketing themselves and their mediocre personalities, rather than just sticking to sports talk, watch a weekday episode of Sportscenter, more than half of it is pathetic debates on repetitive issues that they talk about everyday.

They have an incredible arrogance that seeps it's way down from the top all the way to their pathetic radio shows, in particular they circle jerk each other over their SC ratings, when Professional Wrestling routinely gets triple or better ratings..Think about that.

ESPN is trying to draw in the younger generation, the problem is..they always show shitty male enhancement commercials, their young wannabe anchors who think they are cool are on par with Skreetch from saved by the bell. And they think everyone wants to hear about Football 24/7, seriously I could give a fuck about you guys trying to break down the cover 2 and your GHEY fluff stories that Tom Ranoldi has every god damn week.

Rob Geezy said...
Oct 13, 2007, 5:00:00 AM  

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