Tony And Jaws Are Living On A Prayer

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Everyone do me a favor....when you're going to make a Bon Jovi joke, take a step back, a deep breath, and really think of how it's going to come across. If you DO decide to make the joke do not accompany it with lyrics sung karaoke style while on National television.

Also, I apparently wasn't dreaming when I went back and watched the tape. Emmitt Smith DID call The New England Patriots a great golf club. Seriously, it's okay to get rid of the guy ESPN. We will respect you for it.


I didnt have a DVR to confirm what Emmitt said so to make sure I didnt miss anything else I went and cleaned the shit from my ears on the next commercial break.

I'm glad I wasn't hearing things.

Brady is a pretty good golfer but I think his passer rating is better than his handicap.

Steve said...
Oct 2, 2007, 12:12:00 PM  

I am starting to think getting rid of Theesman was a really bad idea.

he at least kept that Borscht Belt douche from cracking really, really, really bad lame jokes.

hollywood wags said...
Oct 2, 2007, 12:37:00 PM  

Emmitt Smith is just a moron. He's unprepared and doesn't speak well. He doesn't know how to analyze or make sense of game situations. He's horrible.

Joe Theismann might have been able to break down a Cover 2 for viewers, but the many was a whiny, self-absorbed slimeball.

I want Smith gone and I'm glad Theismann is done.

NDub said...
Oct 2, 2007, 1:17:00 PM  

"He's unprepared and doesn't speak well."

I think that's "He unprepared and don't speak well."

hollywood wags said...
Oct 2, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

Thank God Emmitt chose football, right?


Andrew said...
Oct 2, 2007, 2:13:00 PM  

At least Jaws and Tony didn't sing "I'll Be There For You" to each other.

GMoney said...
Oct 2, 2007, 4:00:00 PM  

Ah man, this was beyond awful.

NFL Adam said...
Oct 2, 2007, 4:07:00 PM  

i think the announcer should have said w/ the jets losing to buffalo it just proves that mangini needed to distract jet fans from the fact his team sucks... hence video gate...

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 5:05:00 PM  

Ahahahaha, silly Emmitt

Did anyone hear Tiki call Dallas Clark a Hall of Famer? I puked blood.

HadesGigas said...
Oct 2, 2007, 5:49:00 PM  

ESPN coverage of MNF is horrible. Get Jaws, Kornhiser, and Kolber off. And no more Boomer , or PTI during halftime.

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 6:51:00 PM  

Jaws would be very good, if he didn't have to dumb it down for the other two

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 8:20:00 PM  

Why is Tony K. so awful on MNF?

I will be honest, I think he is great on PTI.

But on MNF, he is beyond awful. He is pretty much the "bring up ESPN's top 20 headlines throughout the program" announcer, and it is horrible.

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 9:17:00 PM  

While Theisman was a whiny b_t_h, at least you could sort of understand what he was saying--
When Emmitt speaks-- you gotta wonder what the he11 he has in that humongous dome, surely not a big brain... he's retarded I think!

Michael said...
Oct 23, 2007, 12:39:00 AM  

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