You Create The Caption #98
Friday, October 12, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners
"Are these the same people that tow truck companies in Gainesville are afraid of?"- Anon
"I wonder what steven spielberg is doing in a black bandana at the florida game?"- Hyatt
"If they panned down, the camera would have captured a row full of jorts."- G-Money
"Is the "Don't taze me bro" horse dead yet? If so I also brought a Chris Crocker "LEAVE TEBOW ALONE!" sign."- Kyle
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Greg Oden on the sideline of a Preseason Blazers' Game? (Via CNNSI)
Weekend Links:
Mike Sellers Discusses The Hit That's Now My Computer Wallpaper (DC Sports Bog)
The Jets Are Wearing Throwbacks This Weekend (Pop Jocks)
Oh Hockey You Make Us Chuckle (Food Court Lunch)
Hollinger Gets The Worst Person In The NBA Wrong (Simon on Sports)
Dennis Franchione....Not So Bright (We Suck At Sports)
Ticket Brokers Don't Like Bloggers (Red Sox Monster)
Welcome To Pyle University (Pyle of List)
A Real Interview With Your Friend And Mine SAS! (NOIS)
Vitale, Phillips, And A Hat....Oh My! (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Can Harry Doyle Replace Chip Caray Please? (Homerun Derby)
More Red Sox Goodness (Boston Sportz)
Do Not Even Get Me Started On Art Monk Again (My Brain Says Rage)
.....and Lastly........
I very well might keep an open thread going for the Red Sox-Indians Game this evening. I have to see how drunk I am after Happy Hour, but stop back by if you're bored later tonight. The Buckster and McCarver are back baby!
19 Comments:
It's nice of Greg Oden's daddy to hold his crutches for him.
("Greg Oden looks old" reference #5,362)
Unbeknownst to many, Greg Oden got his start performing vaudeville acts in the 1920s, frequently being yanked off stage by a giant comedic cane.
(you know... like in bugs bunny?)
Longest Poles Ever.
As a Florida alum, I'm embarrassed by wig-wearing and cardboard-sign-fit-for-panhandler-creation, stupid comment or otherwise. However, I really must confess my absolute astonishment about the blogosphere's fascination about Gator fans and jean shorts. I'd never even heard them referred to as "jorts" before about six months ago. I don't wear them, and certainly make fun of those do. Given the vast number of rednecks who are sadly fans of all SEC schools, I feel it's my duty to inform you that other than Vanderbilt, Florida has the least jort-wearing crowds in the conference.
That pole is huge, even for a black guy.
Greg Oden with the largest Qtips ever created, for those hard to reach areas.
Bob Costas also used these.
Somewhere, a stilt walker from the circus is waking up with a concussion after a vicious mugging in which his stilts were stolen to be sold on the medical black market.
"You know those reports about how one of my legs is an inch longer? What they didn't tell you is that it's my third leg."
Looking old = Not my fault.
Losing the rookie of the year to Kevin "Ethiopian Runner" Durant = Not a big deal.
Breaking the bank of Portland to ride the pine with such legendary ghosts as Sam Bowe and Bill Walton = Priceless.
The TrailBlazers were disappointed to find out that not only is Greg Oden really 56, but he's suffering from the latter stages of Glaucoma.
"Oh, these? Tyrannosaurus femurs. Killed it myself."
Yeah, that's right, you better hurry back with my Jello Pudding Pops!
"My wife embarrasses me, I wish she'd lose a few pounds."
I'm ready whenever you need that first down measurement.
"The old shepherd watches wearily over his flock."
I could've stayed another year at Ohio State, but why spend a year doing nothing and attend school when you could sucker a NBA team into doing nothing and paying you millions?
Hey Ladies, My Pole is Huge.
Damn kids on the court again.