You Create The Caption #97

Thursday, October 11, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners

"Are you one of my kids? I ask out habit."- Rae Carruth's Trunk

"Nothing says "intimidation" like a multicolored windbreaker, and nothing says "pain" like a denim shirt under said windbreaker."- Pete

"You will lose. If he dies, he dies. I must break you."- Anon

"Sultan Ibragimov... Sultan Ibragimov... is he the one you hit in the belly after he opens his mouth, or is he the one you hit when he charges you from across the ring?"- MDT

"You can cut the sexual tension in the room with a knife."- Anon

"I wish I knew how to quit you."- Anon

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of this Florida Gators fan?

Daily Links:

Richard Sandomir Does Not Agree With Me On Crying (NY Times)
I'm Not Really A Podcast Listener, But I Enjoyed This One (Fanhouse)
The Ducks Get Their Bling (Pop Jocks)
Fun With Bug Headlines (Gelf)
Six Degrees Of Vinny Testaverde (Rumors and Rants)
Cy Young Voting Based On Postseason Pitching (I'm Writing Sports)
Absolutely No One Is Picking The D-Backs In Vegas (Vegas Watch)
Manny And Jen Sitting In A Tree.... (Boston Sportz)
Behind The Scenes With Eddie Gunz! (First and Ten Inches)
The Top Ten Candidates To Replace Torre (Epic Carnival)
A Good NLCS Preview (AZ Sports Hub)

.....and Lastly........

I hate this woman.....

Windsor woman wins big on sports picks (Windsor Star)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:17 PM


They really should just take the money away from her. There is absolutely no reason things like that should happen.

Oct 11, 2007, 1:57:00 PM  

Are these the same people that tow truck companies in Gainesville are afraid of?

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 2:06:00 PM  

This is the last guy who has to worry about being tazed on Florida's campus. That's because the cops are going to see his 'fro and go straight for their pistols.

MDT said...
Oct 11, 2007, 2:16:00 PM  

I wonder what steven spielberg is doing in a black bandana at the florida game?

Hyatt said...
Oct 11, 2007, 2:27:00 PM  

Tommy, dressed in his funniest afro and Hawaiian shirt combo, was extremely upset to find that he had been upstaged in comedic value by the 55 year old white dude in a black skully...

Oct 11, 2007, 2:36:00 PM  

The new Jan Brady makes her debut at the Swamp.

doneycat said...
Oct 11, 2007, 2:36:00 PM  


Those black guys love me cuz I'm one of them, right Cletus?

hollywood wags said...
Oct 11, 2007, 2:48:00 PM  

Afraid of being arrested for wearing that shirt, this Gator fan decided to make a preemptive strike.

D.Rob said...
Oct 11, 2007, 3:01:00 PM  

yeah know... that guy that said Don't taze me bro was such a douche. It sounds way better when I say it.

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 3:01:00 PM  

After getting kicked in the head by a donkey, Cooter became so delusional, he thought he was John Carlos.

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 3:29:00 PM  

Wow, a reverse Dave Chappelle skit.

Anonymous said...
Oct 11, 2007, 3:30:00 PM  

A Florida fan holds up a sign as Joakim Noah cheers right next to him.

Mookie said...
Oct 11, 2007, 3:54:00 PM  

If they panned down, the camera would have captured a row full of jorts.

GMoney said...
Oct 11, 2007, 3:58:00 PM  

Awwww, how nice! Joakim Noah makes a return appearance at his alma mater.

Extra P. said...
Oct 11, 2007, 4:36:00 PM  

Someone please do.

Oct 11, 2007, 6:11:00 PM  

It was at this very moment that former wrestler Bill Goldberg realized it: contact buzz.

The Zoner said...
Oct 11, 2007, 6:12:00 PM  

Is the "Don't taze me bro" horse dead yet? If so I also brought a Chris Crocker "LEAVE TEBOW ALONE!" sign.

Kyle said...
Oct 11, 2007, 7:32:00 PM  

Taze her instead

Matt said...
Oct 11, 2007, 10:09:00 PM  

For those of you who thought that Tim Tebow was the gayest person at the University of Florida.

Anonymous said...
Oct 12, 2007, 8:18:00 AM  

Joe Don Baker?

Brave Sir Robin said...
Oct 12, 2007, 3:12:00 PM  

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