You Create The Caption #96
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners
"Maybe heading out of here isn't so bad. These Bank of America advertisements were really starting to piss me off anyways."- More Credible (Ewwwww.)
"Man, I hope Suzyn doesn't take our loss too hard."- Odessa Steps
"Now I can finally catch up on what that TV show Heroes is about. I've got them saved on my TiVo for like ever."- moviesnooneshouldsee
"That's funny. Joe Torre looks exactly how I looked after I saw the 12th Yankee story on SportsCenter this morning."- Anon
"I wonder if Fox will let me join the booth for the ALCS"- Matt
"Oops I crapped my pants are way better than my regular brand."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Evander Holyfield giving Russian boxer Sultan Ibragimov the stare down at the press conference for their October 13th fight today? 
Daily Links:
The Whitlock Interview Version 2.0 (The Big Lead)
Your Follow Up Suzyn Waldman Piece (Red Sox Monster)
The Worst Athlete Shoe Deals, Karl Malone and LA Gear Should Be #1 (Food Court Lunch)
ESPN Execs Discuss What's Cool In The World Of Blogs (Satire Alert) (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Omar Epps Is A Tour-De-Force (Introducing Liston)
A Few Mike Gundy Parodies (Meaningful Collateral)
You Know Who Could Cheer Up The Yankees? Sinbad! (Cake Rocks The Party)
The Ombudsman Takes On Easterbrook (Fans Attic)
Madden, Romo, and Farve....Oh My! (The Fan Yard)
Tebow's Cell Phone Attack Transcripts (Satire Alert) (Alligator Army)
Don't Let Mangino's Baby Arms Fool You (Hawg Sports)
What About That Cat Noise At The End Of The NFL Women's Apparel Commercial (Ladies...)
Madden Nation Contestants Are A Bit Hard To Understand (My Brain Says Rage)
.....and Lastly........
Hotel California at the Super Bowl!!!!!!!!!! Hell yeah!
Eagles Super Bowl Halftime Performance Likely (Sports by Brooks)
28 Comments:
Sultan- "Duh"
Evander- "Duh"
Or: "Are you one of my kids? I ask out habit."
Nothing says "intimidation" like a multicolored windbreaker, and nothing says "pain" like a denim shirt under said windbreaker.
Sultan: "I hope you take time out of busy training schedule to be fixing little girl's dolphin pool toy."
So, do you want to do the mambo or the cha-cha-cha?
You will lose.
If he dies, he dies.
I must break you.
"If you're a Sultan and sultans are Arabic, does this mean I need to travel to Iraq, run up to the highest sand dune, scream out SUUUULTAAAAAN, whoop your ass in 15 rounds where I will first be booed then cheered, then tell the terrorists, 'If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!!!' and end all war? Because that sounds like the perfect movie plot for Rocky Balboa Returns!"
Evander: Hey, Russian Dude- some of those letters are backwards.
Russian Dude: It’s the Cyrillic alphabet. The letters may look similar to English, but they’re different. The “R” is supposed to be backwards.
Evander: What’s an “R”?
Sultan Ibragimov... Sultan Ibragimov... is he the one you hit in the belly after he opens his mouth, or is he the one you hit when he charges you from across the ring?
Why is this guy staring at me?
Where am I?
I need to go to the bathroom.
Don't scare me AA. "Hotel California at the Super Bowl?" I thought you were saying that Chris Berman was doing the show.
"Hey man, stop staring at my ear, I'm really self-conscious about it."
Real Deal, "Did you say the Foreman Grill is better than my Real Deal Holyfield Grill?!"
I got way more kids than you, so there.
"Hey man, stop staring at my ear, I'm really self-conscious about it."
I No. you have a Burger King Breakfast Buddy or dva or tree in your pokket that I vil kill you for and feed my fomilee for 4 months.
Good to see that boxing is still around.
Congratulations on being the first black man to set foot in Russia.
You can cut the sexual tension in the room with a knife.
So, you threw 5 interceptions, huh? Evander! Time to knock some sense into this chump.
Ahhh...good then. I see you did not bother to shave for this little event either.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Evander: "My dick is bigger than yours".
Russian: "So is your sperm count".
"Are we gonna box? Or are we gonna' make out? I choose the latter."
Can I get (Ewwwww) three days in a row?
"Evander, I cannot ahelp abut notice...theez jacket joo wear...theez thee same jacket joo wear in 1984 Olympic?" - Sultan quote transcribed for effect.
Sultan Ibragimov celebrates Brett Favre day by growing stubble on his butt-chin and allowing Michael Strahan to sack him.
Hey bro...you've got this monster booger right there - wait..no the other side...yeah..there ya go. You got it.
"In Soviet Russia, Evander pounds you...but that was 15-20 years ago, now? I'm old as shit..."