i hate him/the 72 dolphins to much

so so so so much

im a browns fan and i want the pats to win every game by 1000

husband needs a wife...go die

That bit from Sportcenter was nothing; I heard a phone interview on First & Ten with this jerkwad and he said if the Patriots go undefeated they will be considered "Undefeated Jr".
And who the hell calls themselves, "Mercury"??

If Merc could count he'd see if the Pats go unbeaten they'll have more wins. So who's the bitch then?

I hope someone bludgeons Morris to death with a champagne bottled signed by Randy Moss and company after they go undefeated.

Why are we even listening to what Ned the Wino from 'Good Times' has to say? He makes me wanna puke.

Does hair implant aficianado Morris not realize that this analogy does not work? I think we all know how Bill Belichick feels about monogamy and the sanctity of marriage.

Merc probably learned about all that "Husband/wife" thing when he was doing time for coke smuggling.

19-0 > 17-0

Mercury Morris is such a "footbag" (Cheap Seats reference). I hope the Pats go undefeated and win it all. That way, while the rest of the 72 Dolphins take it in stride, Mercury will be the one that looks like a complete idiot.

The Patriots cheated and were caught. This is how they won and they should be stripped of all their Super bowl wins.