SNF Live-Blog: Giants @ Cowboys, 1st Half

Sunday, December 14, 2008

I realized I hadn't used a Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders photo all season and I know I've live-blogged several Dallas games this season. Sorry for the oversight.

Marion Barber's in, the Dallas locker room is apparently a disaster area (if you believe ESPN; I think the truth is somewhere between the Four-Letter's hysteria and T.O.'s denial of it all being false), and the Giants want to put away one of their biggest rivals right now.

Myles Austin takes the kickoff out to the Dallas 33 to start. Barber gets the ball first for a yard on the carry. Romo's first pass to Witten is incomplete. Guess that secret-game planning didn't quite work, at least early. Romo goes deep for T.O., and he gets a case of the dropsies with man-to-man coverage.

The boo-birds are out early for Owens. That was quick. R.W. McQuarters gets some change on the punt return, but not much. Start at the 27. DeMarcus Ware ENVELOPS Eli Manning on the first play, and he fumbles, but the Giants recover.

"The over/under on the first T.O. Catch is set at 5:15." - Al, via James Craven

Derrick Ward gets two yards of that nine yard loss back. It'll be 3rd and 17. Chris Canty nails Manning on the 3rd down pass and it falls short. Trading punts early, eh? I thought this wouldn't be so aggressive defensively. Pleasant surprise. Jeff Feagles punts to Patrick Crayton, who gets up to the Dallas 45 for some decent field position.

"He's a great receiver, but he does drop the ball. He doesn't catch it all the time." - John (via JFein)

I want to see a receiver who never drops a pass. It'd be up there with the flying pigs. Shotgun snap blown dead and some funny business between the lines. Witten gets flagged for a false start. Toss to Barber on 1st and 15 loses more yards.

"Get your 340 pounds at least off my guy!" - Al on Flozell Adams and Justin Tuck in a skirmish
"Getting 340 pounds up off anything is really difficult." - John

Another incomplete to Witten. Ball's punted, McQuarters takes it for a fair catch at the 21, but Chase Blackburn is gonna get called for a running into the kicker. However, that's only the five yard variety. Giants ball.

"And so the ball goes over to the Giants." - Al, even after the ref says they have to re-kick. McQuarters takes the ball this time at the 10, as I wonder what Billy Idol's "White Wedding" has to do with football.

"Running into the kicker has to be destroyed. These guys go down faster than a Japanese hooker." - Anon @ 8:37

If you leave only the 15 yard variety, the zebras will start calling that more often, though. Another penalty, this one on the Giants' Rich Seubert for illegal formation, and we'll back it up a bit more. Manning hits The Other Steve Smith, who gets up to the 15. Canty deflects the next pass, and Amani Toomer should have probably held on to that. Eli airs it out for Dominik Hixon, it's incomplete, but they're flagging Terence Newman for P.I. -- and upon replay, that call is complete bullshit. First down at midfield. Ward gets a yard.

Ward gets to the outside to the 41 for a first down, good run and good blocks to get out there. Manning gets another pass tipped. After another Ward run, it's 3rd and 5 at the Dallas 36. Another one tipped away from The Other Steve Smith, and the Giants are punting, trying to pin the Cowboys in. They'll lose five yards on a "snap infraction." Kick bounces inside the 10 yard line, Dallas will start at the 6.

Romo fumbles the snap, picks it up, and hits Witten for three yards. He then goes to Marion Barber, who heads to the 19, barreling over a defender. Move up, Dallas now faces 3rd down after a drop by Tashard Choice. 3rd and 3 becomes 3rd and 8, as Flozell Adams gets flagged for his usual false start penalty. Patrick Crayton comes down with a bullet of the pass at the 35 for a first. Romo then hits T.O. while backpedaling; Owens is at the Giants' 46 before he gets dragged down. Barber gets the next pass, rolling inside the 30 yard line and getting out of bounds.

Rush for very little on first, and Romo gets nailed on 2nd and 8 in the backfield by Renaldo Wynn. 3rd and 14, and Jay Alford takes Romo down again, even with a holding penalty (that's obviously declined). Add another false start and we've got 4th and 26 for a punting down. Paulescu's kick goes into the end zone for a touchback, Romo's still "shaken up", as Al puts it. Meanwhile, Peter King sends a quick text: "R U OK?"

Tony Romo must have said something about Cory Proctor's sister because Proctor is just letting people go by him. - SSR

"I fingerbanged your sister, Cory. How d'you like that?" Or at least I imagine it goes something like that. Ward gets very little on first down to end the first quarter.

As we start the second, Romo has a "lower back contusion" and we're probably going to see Brad Johnson's old, slow butt in there. Brady James gets the sack on Elisha to start, Ward gets very little on 3rd and 17. Feagles punts to Crayton, who brings it out to the 32.

"Zak DeOssie forgot he was supposed to be on the field." - Al
"Have a punt with no snapper." - John

Tony Romo's questionable to return? Peter King (along with 80 percent of ESPN's staff) burst into tears upon hearing that. - Yet Another Idiot With a Music Blog

Romo just got pounded to the ground hard by Mathias Kiwanuka on first down. He's spent more time with his back on the ground or his ass in the air than....oh, fuck it, I can't finish the joke with anything that doesn't gross me out. Tashard Choice, the Rambling Wreck from Georgia Tech, rumbles for 22 yards to the Giants 42. Screen to Owens, he gets a few after avoiding the initial tackle.

"Years from now, there will be some kind of dinner between Jeff Garcia, Donovan McNabb, and Jeff Garcia. What do you think they'll talk about?" - Al

Romo goes whole hog, throwing deep to the sideline for Patrick Crayton -- and he's in the end zone for six! TOUCHDOWN, COWBOYS -- whoa, whoa, Giants say Romo crossed the line of scrimmage.

Yoko's boyfriend is coming back into the game. - James Craven

That's not fair to Yoko Ono. She at least had some discernible talent in the art world. I defy you to give me any area in which Jessica Simpson is talented -- and I'm not including in terms of beauty.

Touchdown stands, Nick Folk's XP is good, 7-0, Dallas. Peter King and all the Dallas-worshippers reach for the hand lotion.

Sinorice Moss takes the kickoff and runs into his teammate at the 19, where he gets pasted by a Dallas special teamer. Manning to Toomer to the 31 for a first down. Eli then goes to Kevin Boss on the left side, and he shakes a tackler for 24 yards to the Dallas 45.

Momma's Boys, Howie Do It,, moving Jay Leno to prime time. NBC is just admitting they have no new ideas whatsoever and would rather just run cheap programming instead of things people want to watch.

Ward gets 4 on 2nd and 5. Offsides penalty gives NY a first down. Another rush for a couple of yards around the corner, and Al just dropped a reference to an inside trader who got busted for a Ponzi scheme in NY this week. Clearly his time with Dennis Miller rubbed off on him as far as odd references go. 2nd down pass in incomplete, mostly thrown to avoid a sack, and Boss didn't see Manning. 3rd and 11. Eli hits T.O.S.S. for 15 yards and another first down.

Ware just made Kareem McKenzie look foolish, and gets his second sack of the night. Manning gets to Hixon at the 16 for the catch to get some of those yards back. Pass is off the hands of Kevin Boss, FG try coming up. Carney's kick is good, 7-3, Dallas.

Austin brings the ball out to about the 29. Romo runs it himself for a couple of yards, then throws to Witten for about 7 or 8 more -- just short of the first. A hands to the face penalty makes it 3rd and 11. Romo overthrows Witten, and Dallas will be punting. McQuarters makes the fair catch at the NY 37.

Manning misses Steve Smith on the first play, and hits him the next time on what appears to be damn near the same play, except T.O.S.S gets flagged for PI for it. Ward gets 9 on 2nd and 20. Two minute warning. Greg Ellis sends Manning to the ground for yet another sack in this game -- how many have we had? I think there have been at least five so far total.

The punt rolls all the way to the 13 yard line. Romo throws it a bit high for T.O. -- and it's gotta be high to overthrow a 6'5" dude. Illegal contact gets called on McQuarters, though. Another pass hit, they're out to the 30 or so. Romo then throws a one-hopper into the ground. Dump-off to Choice, who brings it back to the line of scrimmage. Tony scrambles and gets taken down short of the first down marker. That'll be halftime, folks -- Dallas up 7-3 as we end the first 30 minutes.

I'll have a halftime post up in a minute.

110 Comments:

That picture is deinitely the best thing about the Cowboys.

There is a great picture over on profootballtalk about tonight's game.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:14:00 PM  

Fucky fucky fucky now.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:15:00 PM  

The Romo knob-slob projected count is set at 25. Anyone want to place their bets?

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:16:00 PM  

@SSR

I'd say that's a little low.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:19:00 PM  

Andrea is Fantasying about Brady while talking to Romo.

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:24:00 PM  

Al: the over/under on the first T.O. Catch is set at 5:15."

And: "[Jerry Jones] can see the rainbow behind the tornado."

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:25:00 PM  

"The television shows of Dallas went off the air in 1991 but we have one of the best shows tonight. We've got everyone here but [presumably the cast of Dallas]" - Al Michaels

"The next to last game to ever be played at Texas Staduim." - Al Michaels

Call me when they play the last one next week. Then maybe I'll care. Though most likely not.

Justin F. said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:25:00 PM  

JFein, that game's on NFL Network. You gotta pay to see that one...at least with Comcast.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:27:00 PM  

"one thing about Jerry Jones He sees the rainbow on the other side of the tornado." - Al gettin started early

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:27:00 PM  

HAHA! Owens dropped it and is booed. I laugh.

Justin F. said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:27:00 PM  

"He's a great receiver, but he does drop the ball. He doesn't catch it all the time." - John Madden

Show me a receiver who does catch every ball thrown to him and I'll show you my billion dollar fortune.

FYI, I'm being sarcastic.

Justin F. said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:29:00 PM  

I beat you to the "rainbow on the other side of the tornado" line, JG.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:29:00 PM  

My dick just got MUCH bigger....1 inch long now.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:32:00 PM  

@ jamescraven: I'm actually home and not at college for the next month, which means I have the luxuries of DVR, NFL Sunday Ticket, and the NFL-Network (which actually I did have at college, there are benefits to being in The Middle Of Nowhere, PA, one of them being I don't have to deal with Comcast.)

Justin F. said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:32:00 PM  

The Toyotathons of Toyotathons.

This year brought to you by the Department of Redundant Redundancy Department of Stuart Scott.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:32:00 PM  

Just a heads up guys, I'm going to be live blogging tomorrow's MNF game at another site I contribute.....


The address is http://www.badnewsbloggers.com


No anonymous comments are allowed so Swearing Man won't be around.

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:33:00 PM  

All together now:

"Stay classy, Anon. 8:32 PM".

And the refs in cold weather black pants in 72 degree weather in Irving, Texas.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:34:00 PM  

Running into the kicker has to be destroyed.


These guys do down faster than a Japanese hooker.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:37:00 PM  

Al just completely made a mess of the penalty ruling and who should decline the penalty and now MY HEAD HURTS!

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:38:00 PM  

These new Levi's 501 ads are Jackass on crack.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:40:00 PM  

Wow, "Howie Do It" looks like EPIC FAIL. Him trying to be a nicer version of that clown Tom Green... NBC must be desperate to put that and stuff like Momma's Boys on the air.

Blair Russell said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:41:00 PM  

YAMWAMB, NBC's number four. The just don't give a fuck.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:42:00 PM  

Whose face looks more like Porcelain: Tom Coughlin or Jerry Jones?

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:43:00 PM  

John could be a MMA announcer with his knowledge about Arm Bars.

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:44:00 PM  

Alfalfa channeling Austin 3:16 on this comment: "Ray Sherman, the [Cowboys] wide recievers coach going 'What?'"

What?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

I like sex.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:48:00 PM  

And stay classy classy classy now, Anon 8:15 PM.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:48:00 PM  

And Anon 8:48 PM, there's a blog tomorrow with SSR in badnewsblogs.com.

Sorry, you're not invited.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:50:00 PM  

Say something other than stay classy you dipshit faggot dickbrain.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:50:00 PM  

@ James


Bad News Bloggers.....try again. ;-)


It will be the first live blog in the website's small history.

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:51:00 PM  

Thats not nice.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:51:00 PM  

Hey, James Craven's D*** is Small:

Stay classy, you schmuck

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:55:00 PM  

You failed to say something other than "Stay Classy".....

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:57:00 PM  

And Romo goes down.

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 8:59:00 PM  

Good to see there are plenty of people with nothing better to do... err... talking about the Anon posters, not the regulars.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

And the same to you too, James Craven Sucks @$$.

Besides, it's tradition here to treat anonymous troll posters with rude comments that way. As soon as the policy changes, with screening, this will no longer be a problem.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

Tony Romo must have said something about Cory Proctor's sister because Proctor is just letting people go by him.

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:01:00 PM  

Nice of NBC to play "Headstrong" as bumper music. It basically describes the Cowboys right now.

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:02:00 PM  

@ Rob in WI, I see the Packers suck. Do you see them giving the Lions their first win on the last day of the regular season?

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:02:00 PM  

@Rob in WI: So AA oughta think about the anon posters getting screened from now on with all these "sexual predators" and go Chris Hansen on 'em.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:03:00 PM  

@SSReporters: unless the Saints become the first victim, the chances are slim and none.

Ask Rick James Bible Owner about that.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:05:00 PM  

@SSR... that was an ugly fucking game. I'm terrified that they might be the Lions' "1" in the win column.

@JamesCraven... meh... they're annoying but not nearly as amusing as the perverts on the Chris Hansen specials.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:07:00 PM  

Oh, so Al Michaels didn't want to plug "Chuck" but had to do so, "as the promotion's department told me" to. Awesome. I'm sure he's already knocked back a few shots of Johnnie Walker in the booth.

The only thing I like about the new Geico ad is the "Somebody's Watching Me" dance cover they play. That cover is actually pretty good.

Tony Romo's questionable to return? Peter King (along with 80 percent of ESPN's staff) burst into tears upon hearing that.

Blair Russell said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:07:00 PM  

Think T.O. will like Brad Johnson more than Romo?

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:07:00 PM  

Damn I am a cool fucker

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:08:00 PM  

Yoko's boyfriend is coming back into the game.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:08:00 PM  

I did not say that 9:08 PM comment. Oh yeah I'm cool, but not in that way.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:09:00 PM  

That woman in the Samsung commercial just a little pompous

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:09:00 PM  

GET ME THE DAMN BALL NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:10:00 PM  

Yeah Tony, I think you should let Johnson play QB for the rest of the game.

Blair Russell said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:11:00 PM  

That woman in that Samsung ad, jg, is a pompus, snot-nosed punk.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:11:00 PM  

Wait... so we're comparing Jessica Simpson to Yoko Ono? For breaking up the Cowboys or NSync? And are either REALLY comparable to breaking up the Beatles? I'm confused.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:11:00 PM  

I like playing with my johnson.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:12:00 PM  

LEAVE T.O ALONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:13:00 PM  

The Cowboys, Rob in WI, and Cowboys detracters have named her Yoko Romo, even me.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:13:00 PM  

I know, I set myself up with how I phrased my last comment on here, anon at 9:12.

You might as well erase everything I said in my last comment...

Blair Russell said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:13:00 PM  

Aaron Ross sucks.....

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:14:00 PM  

Yah I could just see T.O. having dinner with Garcia and McNabb.

Looks like Romo is feeling better. Peter King must of Texted him saying "Everything will be just fine Tony."

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:14:00 PM  

I am damn sexy James

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:14:00 PM  

Alfalfa: "Walt Anderson to the hood."

*weak Lil John impression* Yeah, boyzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:15:00 PM  

This same challenge killed the Chiefs today.

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:15:00 PM  

@James Craven

I'm not sure that even Jessica can be blamed for a bunch of me-first players, a terrible head coach, and complete fucktard owner not performing to unreasonable expectations.

Why are we surprised that the Cowboys are falling apart?

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:17:00 PM  

And so Herm Edwards and Tom Coughlin channeling their inner Norv Turner with the unneeded challenge.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:17:00 PM  

Think T.O. is now jealous of Crayton?

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:17:00 PM  

Well, Rob in WI, Jerry Jones thinks he's Al Davis calling plays and all. he's owner/president/general manager/defacto head coach and chief bottlewasher in Dallas.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:18:00 PM  

I approve of that challenge

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:20:00 PM  

By gawd Jerry Jones made Barry Switzer a Super Bowl winning coach!!! Yee Haw!!!!

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:20:00 PM  

@S2N: Ashlee has less talent than Yoko Romo. She got caught lipsynching another song on SNL a few years ago and was booed in the Orange Bowl a few years ago.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:22:00 PM  

Nice a movie about the greatest mass murderer in history debuting on Christmas day.


Peace on Earth

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:23:00 PM  

Tom Cruise playing a Nazi is about as believable as Tom Cruise playing a NASCAR driver.

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:24:00 PM  

@JamesCraven

But Ashlee has a new nose, so all will be better now. Especially now that she has offspring.

/bothered that I know all this.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:24:00 PM  

What's nicer? How about a discussion on psychology and drugs with Matt Laurer and Tom Cruise, there's another whacko job that Scientologist.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:25:00 PM  

An African-American Dallas cheerleader. The world really is ready for "Change".

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:29:00 PM  

Well 49er16, I refer to that picture he was in (Days of Thunder) as The Jeff Gordon Story.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:29:00 PM  

According to Leno, GE (NBC's parent company) has the slogan "Imagination at work." NBC has adopted their own version of it: "Lack of imagination at work."

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:30:00 PM  

@JamesCraven

To be fair... the movie was before Jeff Gordon... Days of Thunder was supposed to be the Tim Richmond story, but they didn't want to go into the NASCAR Driver who died of AIDS.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:31:00 PM  

That Jeff Gordon line, Rob in WI? Sarcasm.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:31:00 PM  

Sarcasm detector was off... my bad.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:33:00 PM  

how great was that pete carroll story on 60 minutes,

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

Can I get an "Uh-oh!" from Carl Lewis, Jim Rome is Burninating?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

Now T.O. is going to complain that Romo and Whitten drew that play up in the sand.

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:37:00 PM  

T.O. is a whiny bitch.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:38:00 PM  

Guys, in a 3-11 season, I'm proud to say that Gus Johnson will call the Jets/Seahawks, coach Walrus' final home game as head coach.

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:38:00 PM  

Oh, great 5 d-bags in the stupid "Guitar Hero" commercial.

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:38:00 PM  

Dear NBC,

I would like my Guitar Hero ads to have more Heidi Klum and less guys.

Thank you,

Rob in WI

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:38:00 PM  

@SSR

I thoroughly enjoyed Gus last week. But that was enough until College Basketball season REALLY kicks in.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:40:00 PM  

The Berman drooling over Holmgren's final game has probably already begun.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:40:00 PM  

"Gonna miss this place."

-John Madden about Texas Stadium. Ya sure you gonna miss the in-booth bathroom, John?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:40:00 PM  

Hey, 49er16, I would not call Tony Hawk a douchebag.

He's more a douchenozzle!

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:41:00 PM  

Mike - I plan to watch it online after the game. Being a Southern California resident, I've read that story in local papers and magazines many a time.

Signal to Noise said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:43:00 PM  

However, Kobe and ARod are like, UBERdouchebags, so that more than covers for the Douchenozzleness of Tony Hawk.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:43:00 PM  

@ Rob, much better than Vasgersian.


Today he was just terrible....he called TJ Duckett "Leonard Weaver" and called a gain that got no yards a gain of 2.


$5 FOOTLONG MUST DIE!!!!!

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:44:00 PM  

So SSr, you wanna kill off anything else?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:45:00 PM  

any man who buys "Mamma Mia", even for a present for the lady, needs to turn in a Man Card at the register.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:45:00 PM  

@SSR

I've been able to tune out most of Vasgersian's uselessness just from when he was the Brewers tv announcer 8 years ago. Well, that and the XFL.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:47:00 PM  

Correction: Any man who buys Mamma Mia needs to turn their Macho Card at the register.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:47:00 PM  

Needless to say, Rob in WI, his uselessness will befit the MLB Network come January 1.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:48:00 PM  

SSR - leave the $5 footlong alone. That's my lunch at work most days. Best cheap fast food promotion ever.

Signal to Noise said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:49:00 PM  

"McQuarters bangs him down there." - Al Michaels

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:49:00 PM  

@ S2N, I am talking about the commercial.

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:49:00 PM  

Ah, OK.

Signal to Noise said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:50:00 PM  

@JC

If we could just find someway to put him and Kruk on the same network, I'd be happy not to watch them 7 days a week. And find some way to get HR back onto ESPN.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:50:00 PM  

Chris Crocker just called.

She said "Leave the $5 footlong alone!"

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:51:00 PM  

Only Ryan Seachrest could host a show called "Mamma's Boys"

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:52:00 PM  

Seacrest is short.

Ask Joel McHale about that.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:52:00 PM  

Ryan Seacrest just created the worst show idea in years....

TJX said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:52:00 PM  

Moma's Boy is something I'd expect to see on FOX. I guess NBC is running out of ideas.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:54:00 PM  

And Seachest's stature isn't the only thing tiny if you know what I mean...so are the contestai in that as well.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:55:00 PM  

At leasts the moms get some attention.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 9:59:00 PM  

Oh wow, homoeroticism with Al and John talking about Barber "not being able to get out of bed for 2 days", tightening up, taking shots, not being able to walk, being sore, and all that, and for almost a minute straight. I wish I could have memorized it word for word, as it was that great.

Blair Russell said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:13:00 PM  

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