SNF Live-Blog: Giants @ Cowboys, 2nd Half

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Selita Ebanks used to date the Giants' Osi Umenyiora. That's all I need for inclusion (and to avoid running pictures of either Jessica Simpson, Sophia Bush, Carrie Underwood or any other woman either involved or rumored to be involved with Tony Romo.)

Sinorice Moss takes the kickoff out to the 27 yard line. Ward tries to run, doesn't get much as he's hit by Jay Ratliff, and there's a flag to boot -- oops, horse collar tackle on Ratliff. He learned from the best from Roy Safety Williams. Ahmad Bradshaw gets up to the 43 with his first carry. Manning gets four wide, hits Hixon at the G-men 49. Ward gets the first down as he crosses midfield. Terence Newman sneaks inside position on Hixon and picks Eli off -- and we get a quick shot of Manning Face.

Peyton's Manning Face is better, but Eli's is pretty amusing to see too.

So... is that the one that Osi used to... you know... errr... Drop the deuce on? - Rob in WI

Selita is too classy for that, thank you very much. (EW. EW. EW.) Pitch to Barber gets nothing. Romo aims for Roy Receiver Williams, and it's incomplete. Overthrew him again on 3rd down, and the Cowboys waste a turnover opportunity. McQuarters brings in the punt for a fair catch at the 11.

I gotta say it again: that Geico ad with the cash with eyes took a lot of acid to come up with. Ward doesn't get much on the first down carry. Another false start penalty, and Tom Coughlin looks like he wants to go all Sgt. Hartman on someone. Manning rolls out, hits Hixon on the run, and the wideout makes the marker for a first. Another Ward carry for maybe a yard. Manning to T.O.S.S. on a very good, very accurate throw for 19 yards to the 43. Ward up to the 45.

"And Manning goes down for a fifth time!" - Al

I haven't seen the Giants give up this many sacks in a game in a while -- and that's sack #6, and even more Manning Face.

I guess youre saving the Abby Manning pics for next week - JG

Gotta have something on hand besides Carolina cheerleader photos.

Cowboys cheerleaders have changed into their Santa's Helpers outfits. God, why don't the eagles' cheerleaders have Santa outfits? - James Craven

Because the Iggles' front office hates their fans and hates America.

Romo dumps it off to Witten, who heads up to the Dallas 42 while telling Giants CB Aaron Ross to get the hell out of his way. The Texas Stadium PA plays "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by the Offspring after that, in a case of curious timing. Romo to T.O. on the short slant, and Owens slips while trying to cut back for the first and more. MB3 gets stuffed by the Giants' D-line on 3rd and 1. Punt goes out of bounds at the 9.

Fuck, I thought this game would have more offense. Manning goes to Bradshaw, who takes it for a first down up to the 25. John is talking about the food at Stubbs again as first down goes nowhere. Manning then overthrows Hixon again -- and Eli is sacked for the seventh time tonight.

All I want for Christmas is a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. Feagles punts to Crayton, who's tackled at his own 27.

I'm from Wisconsin... I'm a fat guy... even *I* say "Damn" to that sandwich. - Rob in WI

I had a heart attack just looking at it. Romo scrambles all over the place and hits Myles Austin at about midfield. He then hits Martellus Bennett in Giants territory.

"He looks like he could play any sport." - John, on the 6'7" Bennett

Tashard Choice gets to the outside and gets the first down. Romo gets a yard on the next carry, and is slow getting up as the third quarter ends.

If you live in an area with Carl's Jr, they're running really dumb ads for their Steak Sandwich, where this schlub dude tells his girlfriend they're going out for steak and she gets all dressed out. "It's how guys do fancy." I love commercials that sell their food to me by telling me all dudes are cheap schlubs.

Choice rambles on for 22 yards and another first down. He's a Rambling Wreck from Georgia Tech, probably not a hell of an engineer, but he's engineering this drive nicely. 1st and 10 at the Giants' 15. Justin Tuck stops up Choice's next rush. Romo to Witten, he gets to the outside by shaking off Antonio Pierce and he's down at about the 1 or 2. More Offspring. Did Witten pick that song to play after every play he makes? Handoff from the shotgun to Choice -- and he's short. Romo takes the next snap out of the I -- and he finds Dion Anderson wide open for the touchdown! Folk's XP is up and good, 14-3, Dallas.

Draw play out of shotgun on 1st and goal from the one???? Hello, Andy Reid! - Mal

(Giggles.) Ahmad Bradshaw jukes his way out to about the 27 with the kickoff.

Miller Lite: The beer equivalent of a fruitcake as a gift. - Rick James Bible Owner

3rd and 3 for the stalling Giants' offense. Toomer gets the catch at about the 39 yard line for a first down. Bradshaw runs the draw play from the shotgun up to the Giants' 47. Mario Manningham makes his first catch of the game, but he's tackled immediately for a loss. And that 3rd and 4 will become 3rd and 9 after a false start penalty. Manning's throw to T.O.S.S. is incomplete, knocked away by the Dallas corner.

"Winning is a great deodorant, isn't it?" - Al, as they show T.O., Romo, and Witten tracked by War's "Why Can't We Be Friends?"

Hmmm....Romo gets sacked in the end zone. EVERYBODY DO THE SAFETY DANCE! 14-5, Dallas. Romo would, but he can't get up right now. Oh, and they play Men Without Hats? Awesome.



It's like Willow on acid or something. Giants take the kick to the 40, Manning then hits Hixon at the Dallas 41. Ward rushes all the way up to the 28 yard line. No-huddle fun. No luck with the aim for Toomer on first down. Manning aims for Hixon in the end zone, and he can't make the one-handed grab. Where's David Tyree when you need him? Manning's third down throw is incomplete as he's rushed by Brady James coming after him. Carney's FG from 47 is good, 14-8, Dallas.

I've seen the trailer for Seven Pounds dozens of times now and I still don't have a whole lot of an idea of what it's about.

Madden is like Grandpa Simpson in that he tells stories that don't go anywhere. - Walnuts

Now get off his lawn! Austin takes the kick out to the 34 yard line. Choice's 9 yard run is negated by holding on Martellus Bennett. Pass attempt is incomplete as the receiver drops it thanks to a Giants' hit. Choice gets nearly all of those 20 yards back on a nice run into a hole on the right side. MB3 rumbles out to midfield for the first down.

Another rush by Choice, then Witten gets flagged for holding on the next one. Choice gets 14 of it back on 2nd and 23. Giants will use their last time out. Romo goes for Witten, he stretches and leans for the first down at the Giants 38. Shotgun draw to Choice --- AND HE BREAKS FREE FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!

"It's the Good Ship Lollipop!" - Al, in a total WTF moment.

Cowboys going for 2. Romo overthrows the fade to Roy Williams. 20-8, Cowboys.

"Tashard 'The People's' Choice." - Al, inventing a Bermanism.

Manning gets sacked for the 8th time, the third time by DeMarcus Ware, I think. Bradshaw takes it up to the 30. Eli then overthrows Amani Toomer, who has been completely benign to the Cowboys defense all night. Manning then hits Toomer, and Jerry Jones' face is melting.

"Sweetness and light." - Al.

Time's gonna run out on us soon, and on the Giants too. Terence Newman gets his second pick of the night as Manning just aired it out. That'll do it, Cowboys win 20-8, and it sets up a game between the Panthers and Giants next Sunday to determine home-field advantage in the NFC playoffs -- and that'll be next Sunday night. See you then, folks!

130 Comments:

Romo probably tapped that to. And if he didn't you know Derek Jeter did.

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:04:00 PM  

And of course, ARod tapped Madonna.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:05:00 PM  

I tapped all of your moms.

bill clinton said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:07:00 PM  

Alright...The Manning Face!

49er16 said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:09:00 PM  

So... is that the one that Osi used to... you know... errr... Drop the deuce on?

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:09:00 PM  

I hate to say this, but Chris Mortensen is probably going to be right.


Panthers/Steelers looks like the Super Bowl matchup, because the Giants are really not playing well the last few weeks.


Or maybe Tom Coughlin wants to go the hard way and try and win a road game in the playoffs again.

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:10:00 PM  

@SSR

Carolina? I just wasn't impressed... next week is going to tell us what the Super Bowl will be, I think, with the Pitt/Tenn & NYG/Carolina games basically being for home field in the championship games.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:15:00 PM  

Whoa.. whoa... WHOA...

there's a new Muppets special?? Really?

I miss Jim Henson.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:16:00 PM  

S2N

I guess youre saving the Abby Manning pics for next week

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:18:00 PM  

It's going to be Arizona-Denver in the Super Bowl.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:19:00 PM  

And "bill clinton" tapped a few fugly broads (Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones) in his libido. But enough about that.

SHARON! THE FUCKING DOGS DROPPED SOME SHIT ON THE FUCKING ORIENTAL RUGS!

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:20:00 PM  

The Cowboys are making Eli look pretty stoppable tonight.

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:20:00 PM  

I could use a shot of scotch right now.

Al Micheals said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:21:00 PM  

ROCK AND ROLL

Ozzy Osborne said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:21:00 PM  

Cowboys cheerleaders have changed into their Santa's Helpers outfits.

God, why don't the eagles' cheerleaders have Santa outfits?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:22:00 PM  

Ok... enough...

A man like Al Michaels doesn't do shots of scotch... He's CLEARLY a double, neat kind of man.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:23:00 PM  

Yeah, "afalfa", you and Captain Three-Sheets-To-The Wind Brent Musburger can share the Cutty Sark right now.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:23:00 PM  

These QBs are getting killed.

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:23:00 PM  

They're not only gettinmg killed, SSR, they're - how I say - assinated?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:24:00 PM  

Want a cigar

Bill Clinton said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:24:00 PM  

I live in a Pineapple under the sea BITCH!

Spongebob Squarepants said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:25:00 PM  

Hey, it's Dallas, where JFK was gunned down by Arlen Spector's Magic bullshit therory.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:25:00 PM  

And go to the Krusty Krab and flip some Burgers, "Spongebob".

Did you note I didn't tell him to "stay classy" there?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:26:00 PM  

Eli Manny is gettin' debacled out dare.

Emmit Smith said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:26:00 PM  

Bush got attached by a pair of shoes today.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:27:00 PM  

Witten probably thought that was TO with that stiff arm

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:27:00 PM  

Yeah, I saw that. Secret Servicemen seized the shoes and wrestled the suspect to the ground.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:28:00 PM  

Not to put a stop to the TO bashing, but wasn't it reported that it was Witten who leaked all the practice shenanigans to the press this week? Didn't he kind of invite the spotlight he allegedly dislikes?

Can't we all agree that they're ALL giant Douchebags?

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:29:00 PM  

guess they don't like bush over there either.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:29:00 PM  

I'm sure somehow it was Witten's fault that TO can't keep from falling down on his a$$.

Mal said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:29:00 PM  

But, did a Secret Serviceman jump in front of the shoes to save the President?

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:30:00 PM  

@ Rob - I'd give TO the benefit of the doubt if this didn't happen around him every year and with every team he plays on.

Mal said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:31:00 PM  

Because the Iggles' front office hates their fans and hates America.

That's still better than the Lions, who don't have cheerleaders (owner WC Ford is opposed to them).

Dec 14, 2008, 10:31:00 PM  

Let's see if tomorrow's live blog holds up, forecast is for ice and temps probably reaching the teens.


Comcast hates having the internet up when there is cold weather.

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:32:00 PM  

@S2N. It's not that, IMHO with the Eagles, it's just that the Phillies do worse in the fan-hating department. Take a look at how the whole World Series celebration parade was handled. You had to have a ticket to get in, and people were getting in on there, and scalpers sold tickets that were supposed to be free on eBay for $50. Each.

I guarantee you the next time there's some parade, it starts in South Philly and ends at the steps of the Art Museum.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:32:00 PM  

Is that a Good Morning Burger?

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:33:00 PM  

@Mal

I tend to agree with you, though TO's problem has been taking the side opposite players that the MSM really likes (Garcia, McNabb, Romo).

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:33:00 PM  

I'm from Wisconsin... I'm a fat guy... even *I* say "Damn" to that sandwich.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:34:00 PM  

John has no idea what he ia talking about

Dan Stubbs said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:34:00 PM  

This game sucks.

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:34:00 PM  

@Rob

Bush and the Iraqi President ducked behind the podium when the first one came, and I think the attacker was being knocked to the ground as the second one came flying.

with Wittehn, apparently he was confronted in the locker room, while a song called "Backstabbers" was being played.

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:34:00 PM  

Hate to say that your life sucks, SSR, but tomorrow in Philly: Sunny, near 60 for a high. If you're not available, JFein could be on standby.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:35:00 PM  

Eli needs a new watch, because he isn't UNSTOPABLE tonight.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:36:00 PM  

Eli needs like, a Dora the Explorer watch or something.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:37:00 PM  

Hey Rob in Wi, you think he needs a Yo Gabba Gabba Watch?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:38:00 PM  

@ James.....are you kidding me? It's snowing (only 2 inches but....) and I love the snow.

But today it's only 30 degrees and it is considered "Arctic conditions" on the news.

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:38:00 PM  

Eli needs a trojan, because he isn't getting protection.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:38:00 PM  

Danny White the best placeholder QB in NFL history

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:39:00 PM  

@S2N: Based on what I see on the Panthers website, stick with the Abby Manning photos!!!

Mal said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:40:00 PM  

@JG

Danny White... placeholding for Gary Hogeboom?

If not for The Catch, Danny White's career takes a much different turn.

Rob in WI said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:40:00 PM  

SSR: Artic conitions in Philadelphia is below 20 degrees.

Ryan Seacrest cereated "Momma's Boys", eh? guess the three boys are like Ryan's height. Short on expectations.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:40:00 PM  

SSR

30 degrees in the artic is short sleeve weather.

As someone who's had to work outside when you have a high of 15 degrees, 30 degrees is pretty damn good.

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:42:00 PM  

@ Walnuts, comment of the night.

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:42:00 PM  

Guess you might say the Giants had no "Choice" whatsoever on this drive.

Feel free to groan.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:42:00 PM  

Just in case you do not believe me.


http://www.komonews.com/weather/

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:44:00 PM  

Romo showing his girlfriend, Jessica (Yoko Romo) Simpson the length of the... uh, never mind!

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:44:00 PM  

Rob

Maybe my history is fuzzy, but I though White played most of the period between Staubach and Aikman

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:45:00 PM  

James, that sounds like somthing Kornheiser would say.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:45:00 PM  

Draw play out of shotgun on 1st and goal from the one???? Hello, Andy Reid!

Mal said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:45:00 PM  

This game has gotten gay. Eli needs to step up.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:46:00 PM  

I don't think the Giants are a definite Super Bowl team all of a sudden.


This offensive line is a joke tonight and the running game is no longer vaunted.

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:46:00 PM  

I still say TRTIMP, Theismann and Maguire > > Tirico, Jaworski and Kornholio.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:46:00 PM  

This game has gotten gay. Eli needs to step up.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:46:00 PM  

Paulie Walnuts, ya didn't have to deja vu those comments.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:47:00 PM  

I would agree Maquire isn't AS annoying as Kornheiser.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:48:00 PM  

Ho, ho, ho. Indeed!

Mal said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:48:00 PM  

Sorry... I accidently hit it twice. Am I band from the blog for that?

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:49:00 PM  

Miller Lite: The beer equivalent of a fruitcake as a gift.

Dec 14, 2008, 10:50:00 PM  

"In a game so good, it was handpicked for Sunday Night Football." - Announcer Guy


Well....that's the point of flex scheduling.

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:50:00 PM  

No, Paulie Walnuts. I forgive you.

As for the fruitcake line, RJBO, there's a difference between Miller Lite and fruitcake. Miller Lite has great taste and less filling. Fruitcake is the gift that keeps givng and regiving and regiving...

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:51:00 PM  

This is EASILY the worst game of the week. Of course, we haven't seen the Eagles v. Browns Monday Nighter yet. That has some real dog pile potential.

Mal said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:52:00 PM  

That was a weird shot of Michaels sitting and Madden standing in the booth.

Oaklandfan said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:52:00 PM  

Maybe Eli's 12 months of UNSTOPABLE-ness is coming to an end.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:53:00 PM  

And of course, the eagles will win that in a laugher unless Reid fucks it up completely.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:53:00 PM  

"They're all up there tight and they're banging them around." - John Madden

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:54:00 PM  

I said that only because Miller Lite is re-gifted piss in a bottle, JamesCraven.

Dec 14, 2008, 10:54:00 PM  

That reminds me...say JFein, where's the preview at fireandyreidnow.blogspot.com?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:54:00 PM  

Plus NBC can save on transport and travel costs if they dedcide to show Dolphins at Jets the following week.

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:54:00 PM  

@ RJBO - so you are falling on the "less filling" side of the argument instead of with the "tastes great" crowd?

Mal said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:55:00 PM  

And that, RJBO, from the city that used to have Stroh's as a major brewer. Now that, from what i hear, was recycled piss in a bottle.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:56:00 PM  

Taste Great

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:56:00 PM  

But remember, Collinsworth could do Panthers-Giants next week because Madden doesn't like to take back-to-back coast-to-coast trips.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:57:00 PM  

Touche, JamesCraven.

Dec 14, 2008, 10:59:00 PM  

Are they talking about their makeup three-some tonight?

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 10:59:00 PM  

Milwaukee's Best (most ironic beer name ever) was piss in a can. Bottles werent available.

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:00:00 PM  

Nice background music.

"I know you're workin' for the CIA...They wouldn't have you in the Maf-Eye-Ay!"

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:00:00 PM  

Hey, jg. They still make milwaukee's Best from what i hear. Safety, G-men!

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:01:00 PM  

Men without Hats?... yeah, that's a good one

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:02:00 PM  

The safety dance. I love it.

Oaklandfan said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:02:00 PM  

JamesCraven

Havent drank that in a long time. Wasnt sure if it was still made.

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:04:00 PM  

Scatalogical comments from the anon trolls, beer tasing like number one, shots at Jessica Simpson and '80's music.

Just another Sunday night at awfulannouncing.com, I guess.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:04:00 PM  

lol, oh how funny NBC is for having Al and John babble on over a simple shot of Romo, TO, and Whitten chatting with "Why Can't We Be Friends?" in the background (rolls eyes)

S2N, I wouldn't mind more shots of Sophia Bush on this fine blog.

Uh oh, Romo's hurt again. If Tony K. was still awake watching this, he'd cry; we know he'll babble on about it Monday night... and why did we just hear Men Without Hats?

Dec 14, 2008, 11:05:00 PM  

"Winning is a great deodorant."

And so is Right Guard...

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:07:00 PM  

By the way, I tried to post my last comment for the past few minutes (damn Blogspot) so that's why the comments are up a little late.

Milwaukee's Best is still made, amazingly. I believe they're the sponsor of ESPN's World Series of Poker, as a matter of fact. It is like urine in a can.

Dec 14, 2008, 11:07:00 PM  

Madden is like Grandpa Simpson in that he tells stories that don't go anywhere.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:08:00 PM  

How many of you are getting tired of the Toyotathon of Toyotathons from the Stuart Scott Department of Redundant Redundancy Department?

Know what's worse in some cities? Three straight local car ads. Even worse? Four staright car ads.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:10:00 PM  

That Men without hat video always freaked me out. Remember when Mtv actually showed videos?

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:10:00 PM  

It's not to the level of "Saved By Zero," JamesCraven. Not yet.

Dec 14, 2008, 11:12:00 PM  

James, I seriously think Stu uses that like at least once a week. It gets old.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:12:00 PM  

*raises hand* I do. I say bring them back.

And while we're at it, doesn't maddenlike Abe Simpson watch Matlock?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:12:00 PM  

Browns-Eagles: Welcome to the 2008 "Coaches and QBs who wont be with their current teams next year bowl"

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:14:00 PM  

Oh wow, homoeroticism with Al and John talking about Barber "not being able to get out of bed for 2 days", tightening up, taking shots, not being able to walk, being sore, and all that, and for almost a minute straight. I wish I could have memorized it word for word, as it was that great.

Dec 14, 2008, 11:14:00 PM  

Why are they ignoring Tashard Choice?

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:15:00 PM  

Head-to-head is not the ultimate tiebreaker, Al.

/Texas Longhorns

Dec 14, 2008, 11:16:00 PM  

Does Dallas want this game?

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:16:00 PM  

Where they playing "Carolina in my Mind" over the PA system in Dallas?

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:16:00 PM  

The Cowboys have been caught holding more times tonight than Miley cyrus with her 20-year old boyfriend. ("It's still a felony!")

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:17:00 PM  

Gay.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:19:00 PM  

Game over, good night, drive home safely. Now the eagles must win out. And JFein is screaming "Oh shit!"

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:20:00 PM  

@RJBO

Only in the alternate reality of the BCS does actual on field performance not matter

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:20:00 PM  

"It's The Good Ship Lollipop!"-Michaels (but of course)

Um, what?

Dec 14, 2008, 11:20:00 PM  

I am beginning to lose faith in the Giants now....

SSReporters said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:20:00 PM  

Good ship looliepop? what the fuck, Al

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:20:00 PM  

Michaels: "Tashard 'The People's' Choice."

Dec 14, 2008, 11:21:00 PM  

Alfalfa remembering the day he dressed as Shirley Temple on Halloween.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:21:00 PM  

You think Madden is going to take one last dump in the Texas Stadium press box for old time sakes?

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:22:00 PM  

"John, they MORPHED into The Good Ship Lollipop!"-Michaels, still not making any sense. Oh, and great job appealing to the kids with the Shirley Temple references, Al; I think you need to stick to drinking Shirley Temple's

Dec 14, 2008, 11:23:00 PM  

Maybe the MaddenCruiser driver will get lost next year and bring John to TX stadium and not the new place.

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:26:00 PM  

"Sweetness & Light," Al? Dude's high.

Dec 14, 2008, 11:26:00 PM  

Hello, Newman.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:29:00 PM  

No, RJBO. Al's drunk.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:30:00 PM  

just put the entire team on the horse trailer. The Giants sucked tonight.

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:30:00 PM  

@ James Craven: Sorry, I'm not available tomorrow night. I'll be watching the game with my family. Not only do the Eagles win out, but the Falcons have to lose one (they play Minnesota and St. Louis).

Wow, I'm shocked that Dallas won. And as impressive as it was too. I missed parts of the game, was there some time when Al did a kegstand?

JFein said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:32:00 PM  

Aw, the Cowboys having a Kumbaya moment with Andrea.

jg said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:34:00 PM  

They're going to have an orgi after the game

walnuts said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:35:00 PM  

Ed Werder's not gonna be invited though, walnuts.

Dec 14, 2008, 11:36:00 PM  

Well, that was an awkward interview.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:37:00 PM  

I wouldn't mind a Sophia Bush pic, she's gorgeous and has a sexy raspy voice.

More Charissa Thompson on the pic side.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2008, 11:52:00 PM  

It's not just Charlotte vs. New Jersey for home field next week, we also get Jim Nance and Phils sims calling Pittsburg and Nashville for the AFC crown! what a fortuitous set of matchups so late in the season.

Tim Donaghy said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:14:00 AM  

And we have Green Bay-Chicago on MNF so we can hear Kornheiser compare Rodgers to Farve 435 times during the game.

walnuts said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:50:00 AM  

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