You Create The Caption #58

Thursday, August 09, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Wednesday's Winners.....

Pedro Gomez' New Job:

"What else could he do but stalk A-Rod for the next seven years or so?"- Signal To Noise

"Pedro Gomez will go back to playing the tambourine in Peter Gammons band and pulling a ton of quality New England ass."- G-Money

"Beckham cam operator."- Mr. Thursday

"Pedro Gomez now travels down to Dallas, where he and Ed Werder will finally complete the Sideline Reporter Commune, which is really just a secondhand tent set up incorrectly outside the Dallas Cowboys facility with a picture of Rachel Nichols taped to the flap."-Majorly English

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a kid at an MLS game? (Via Caught In The Act)

Daily Links:

Speaking of Pedro....He Evaporated (The Sports Hernia)
An In-Depth Preview of the PGA Championship (Sons of Sam Malone)
Bob Costas Is On A Rampage (We Suck At Sports)
Sorry Rovell, Vitamin Water is Better Than Gatorade (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Youk Looks Like A Milk Dud? (Red Sox Monster)
SLAM Writers In A Foot Race? (SLAM Online)
How Will The Red Sox Screw Themselves This Year? (Nyjer Please)
LB Boycotts Barry Bonds (Fanhouse)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:56 PM


Once his nuts drop, he'll be able to come for the Spice Girls at home.

TacoBellManager said...
Aug 9, 2007, 2:42:00 PM  

The lament of Bob Costas, sorrow and heartache because of a girl, a Spice Girl.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 9, 2007, 3:00:00 PM  

Picture of Posh and Beck's son...hasn't seen mummy since they moved to L.A.

Anonymous said...
Aug 9, 2007, 3:07:00 PM  

Mrs. Dash; making all the young boys fantasies come alive.

Todd said...
Aug 9, 2007, 3:29:00 PM  


Aug 9, 2007, 3:35:00 PM  

"Matt's father caught him masturbating to a photo spread of Posh and Becks and created this sign for him out of panicky, desperate hope."

J-Red said...
Aug 9, 2007, 3:45:00 PM  

So THAT'S what the only American soccer fan looks like.

GMoney said...
Aug 9, 2007, 4:01:00 PM  

Sadly, that is the average attendance in the MLS.

Mookie said...
Aug 9, 2007, 4:06:00 PM  

"Yes, I wanted to see Spice Girl, because apparently Fembots do exist!"

Signal to Noise said...
Aug 9, 2007, 4:38:00 PM  

Joe Cannon is not taking his benching well.

Ed. said...
Aug 9, 2007, 6:55:00 PM  

Ladies and gentlemen, ESPN's new target audience.

J.J. said...
Aug 9, 2007, 8:38:00 PM  

"Son, believe it or not, the Spice Girls used to be hot!"

Brien said...
Aug 9, 2007, 8:55:00 PM  

Give that kid's parents some Homocil! Because its their problem...not his.

Anonymous said...
Aug 9, 2007, 9:37:00 PM  

"All I Came for Was to see Spice Girl!"

Nice English, dipshit.

Aug 9, 2007, 9:48:00 PM  

Sports Hernia wins by FAR! haha but heres two

"Hey when do the Raiders take the field? What!? Nuh-uh!? They fucking moved out of L.A...damn you Al Davis...damn you..."


"I really just have this sign to cover my boner when i see David..."

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Aug 9, 2007, 10:23:00 PM  

Needless to say, the Spice Girls reunion tour didn't sell many tickets.

dollar said...
Aug 9, 2007, 11:14:00 PM  

Yeah, kid, we ALL just came to see Beckham.

MDT said...
Aug 9, 2007, 11:47:00 PM  

"Eddie Murphy said this would work! Maybe I should do what Scott Van Pelt said and leave a voice message instead."

Anonymous said...
Aug 10, 2007, 12:05:00 AM  

Talk about a comeback, I haven't come for a Spice Girl since 1998

SteveJeltzFan said...
Aug 10, 2007, 10:01:00 AM  

Even the few fans who did attend the X-Games were there for the wrong reasons.

Anonymous said...
Aug 10, 2007, 10:26:00 AM  

Newly signed Brazilian import Marcelino Spicegirl sat our Thursday night's game with an ankle injury disappointing DC United's largest crowd of the season.

The Sports Logo Pundit said...
Aug 10, 2007, 2:34:00 PM  

Clearly skipping remedial grammar lessons to come to game

Anonymous said...
Aug 10, 2007, 4:27:00 PM  

Whoops, that should say "out" instead of "our" in The Sports Logo Pundit comment. My bad. And I should have just signed in instead of being lazy and having it look like an anonymous comment.

Love the blog by the way. Been reading for a while but never commented unitl today. Keep up the good work!

Brandon said...
Aug 11, 2007, 2:33:00 AM  

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