You Create The Caption #57

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Tuesday's Winners.....

"It was a good two hours into his latest Starbucks anecdote before Peter King realized he'd been talking to Dungy's wax replica. He continued to talk anyway."- Oops Pow Surprise

"When King's discussion of his fantasy baseball team stretched into its twenty-second minute, Dungy wondered how much more polite smiling he had left."- Steve Jeltz Fan

"The nearest coffee shop is a Caribou?! Are you fuckin' kidding me?"- The Legend of Vince Tremblay

"Tony, I'm telling you. . .that's Coolio!"- Todd

We're doing things a little differently today. Today we're going to hypothesize Pedro Gomez' next assignment. My guess is a report on the impact of Kayak purchases in the San Francisco Bay Area in the past 10 years.

Whoops...didn't notice that Postman E already posed a few options earlier today. Try to top "Elope with Rachel Nichols, unleash terrifying horde of mutant sideline-reporting children on unassuming public".

Daily Links:

Lots of Bonds stuff today....let's get into it. If you're done with all the Bonds talk, feel free to skip ahead to the other stories of the day past the page break.

Selig is To Blame (Signal to Noise)
Gary Bonds' Record Breaking Homerun Ball on Ebay (Pop Jocks)
So What Are SI's Thoughts On Bonds (Sons of Sam Malone)
Rumors and Rants Isn't Celebrating Bonds (Rumors and Rants)
A Sad Day For Asterisks Everywhere (The Sports Hernia)
About That Guy Who Caught The Bonds' Homer (Epic Carnival)
Kragen Auto Parts Is The Real Winner (CNBC: Sports Biz)

Meet The Fielders (Fynal Cut)
Background Checks for Everyone! (Signal to Noise)
Brady Quinn Lost A Good Bit Of Money (CNBC: Sports Biz)
Some Bad Newz Rap Songs (Flyers Fieldhouse)
It's Really Okay To Cry (Sons of Sam Malone)
Wally Backman is Officially Nuts (Lion In Oil)
If No One Knew It Was You, Would You Hop In A Mascot Costume? (Hawg Sports)

Lastly, AA was part of a hilarious post over at Yard sure to stop by and read Joe Morgan's response to his critics. Great stuff guys.

An Open Letter to Phil Mushnick And Other Critics of Mine (Yark Work)


What else could he do but stalk A-Rod for the next seven years or so?

Signal to Noise said...
Aug 8, 2007, 3:05:00 PM  

Stalk Barry Bonds'.............................ex-girlfriend.

Mookie said...
Aug 8, 2007, 3:26:00 PM  

After Bonds hit his historical HR, Gomez reported back to mothership.

Mookie said...
Aug 8, 2007, 3:29:00 PM  

Beckham cam operator.

Mr. Thursday said...
Aug 8, 2007, 3:38:00 PM  

Pedro Gomez will go back to playing the tambourine in Peter Gammons band and pulling a ton of quality New England ass.

GMoney said...
Aug 8, 2007, 3:38:00 PM  

Pedro Gomez now travels down to Dallas, where he and Ed Werder will finally complete the Sideline Reporter Commune, which is really just a secondhand tent set up incorrectly outside the Dallas Cowboys facility with a picture of Rachel Nichols taped to the flap.

Majorly English said...
Aug 8, 2007, 3:44:00 PM  

Who the hell is that?

This is what I get for not watching ESPN, I guess.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 8, 2007, 3:59:00 PM  

No no Hollywood Wags, it's a good thing you don't watch ESPN.

Mookie said...
Aug 8, 2007, 4:05:00 PM  

He's going straight to rehab.

How else could you cope with THAT job?

Anonymous said...
Aug 8, 2007, 5:22:00 PM  

A lovely picture of Pedro Gomez from a few years ago...before Barry Bonds scarred him for life.

nosaj56 said...
Aug 8, 2007, 11:57:00 PM  

"I'll be doing WHAT for the next 6 years?"

More Credible said...
Aug 9, 2007, 1:40:00 AM  

Staring contest with Goulet

Brave Sir Robin said...
Aug 9, 2007, 2:14:00 AM  

MMA war with Ed Werder over who gets to stalk and ruin any relevant conversation of the Vick trial.While Roger Cossick puts gun to his head.

Anonymous said...
Aug 9, 2007, 6:43:00 AM  

Now kids all across America will have to see that face first thing in the morning while pouring cereal

frostdude1 said...
Aug 9, 2007, 10:41:00 AM  

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