Monday Night Football Live-Blog: Arizona vs. San Fran 2nd Quarter
Monday, September 10, 2007
11:03- Leinart is running around like a chicken with his head cut off, and an incomplete pass leads to a Neil Rackers FG.....
Rackers (The Hardest Kicker in the NFL) cuts it to 7-3 9ers.
I may get raked over the coals for this one, but I'm kind of enjoying Mike Golic on this broadcast. Maybe it's because he's the only one making any sense.
"We will get a look at Alex Smith as the 49ers take over next."- Mike Greenberg, Ummm Mike.....it's the 2nd quarter. He's had the ball 3 times now.
"Bite them on the behind."- Anon, "Let's add "bites them right in the behind" to the list of things nobody feels like hearing on MNF"- Oops Pow Surprise
11:14- Gore is looking like a horse in the early going. The Mikes finally introduce the San Francisco offense after about an hour.
Berry forces a fumble and Alex Smith just looked lost on that play. Card ball at the San Fran 36 yard line.
"You got to get in people's face and you've got to establish who you are."- Mike Ditka, Now that's the comments we need to be hearing from you Coach!
Greenberg just thought a wrapper on the field was a flag......
TOUCHDOWN EDGE! 10-7.
"Mike Ditka is giving more advice on running an offense. This from a guy who thought he could make the playoffs in his last job with two Billy Joes, Heath Shuler and Danny Wuerffel at quarterback."- Anon
Ricky Williams could not be reached for comment.
"That's where Alex Smith will get it.........PAUSE.........PAUSE........(in audible)......(commercial)."- Mike Greenberg
God this is dreadful.....I feel bad for them. Not really.
"Back in San Francisco, we're off to a very shaky start..."- MG.....If you only knew Greeny. If you only knew.- Bstone
Amen B....Amen.
11:24- D Jack gets a nice catch on a play action pass. Ditka goes does some meth and tells me about another backup tight end.
"Did Greeny just say Vernon Davis was a 6th round pick?"- Anon
I have no idea Anon.....I really can't keep up with them.
"Arnaz Battle was downfield blocking....you don't see that from a lot of receivers."- Mike Ditka, Really? Have you heard of a guy named Hines Ward??
"Greeny sounds like a high school kid calling the JV game on 520 AM The Fan in Oshkosh Wisconsin."- Anon
You guys are killing me tonight.....many thanks to everyone who's commented and still going strong. We'll get through this trainwreck together!!! Hold me.
11:33- Alex Smith throws incomplete on third down after putting together a nice drive. Field Goal by Nedney is good.
10-10 Tie.
"I don't know if you can read my hand writing when you got to promo."- Mike Golic, Oh Mikey.....hit the cough my friend. That got on air when coming back from commercial.
11:39- Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle!!!! Leinart scrambles like he's trying to avoid parenthood and is lucky he doesn't fumble. He's bailed out by a penalty though.
2 minute warning.
"Anyone else wonder what the hell Nessler and Vermeil did to get bumped off the second game this year?"- Anon
Great f'ing question! Although Mike Ditka does sound a bit like the laryngitis version of Dick Vermeil.
Leinart runs awkwardly for about 6 yards. Timeout Cards, and the San Fran fans waive their blankets.
11:46- Great play by Bryant Young to get the stop on third down. The Buzzsaw will punt.
"I think the mike's are doing a pretty good job. you guys are just being critical for the sake of being critical."- Anon, You know what....you're right. All 100 of us are completely wrong. We're sorry Mrs. Greenberg. PS- Duck!
10-10 at the half......I need a quick break but I'll see you in another thread for the third. Good lord this is bad.
Labels: Bloggers of the World Unite, Live-Blog, Monday Night Football
47 Comments:
"Bite them on the behind."
Got it first
Let's add "bites them right in the behind" to the list of things nobody feels like hearing on MNF. Can we get Ditka to pull a cup check on Greenberg?
Oh man, FIFA women's world cup.
I bet this'll work!
In Greeny's defense, the phrase was first used by Curt Gowdy and Ray Scott. LOL.
Chris Berman is a stolen hairpiece away from being that scary IBM "BladeCenter" guy.
between ditka's marbles in the mouth style and greeny's high pitched squealing I agree Golic is coming across as actually sounding like a pro
Player introductions in the second quarter? This really is a joke game.
Golic is auditioning for the real MNF booth next year when TK leaves.
I bet Golic could slowly push Ditka's chair away from the mic and he wouldn't know.
If he's auditioning, knowing ESPN, he'd be better suited if he demonstrated that he had no talent.
yep, you gotten loosen up the ass before you give anal to ditka right greeny?? just like the san fran defense?
Tully Blanchard-Cain
Greenberg is just plain awful.
His opening comment:
"...in this match-up of long time division rivals..."
Yeah, dating alllllll the way back to 2002.
On a first quater pass to Frank Gore:
"...he makes the catch and then it's just vintage Frank Gore."
Vintage WHO? The guy blows out his knee in college, sits behing Kevan Barlow, then has one good season and suddenly his playing style is so well known that it carries the "vintage" moniker.
Greeny, I stopped listening to your pathetic radio show in 2003 and I'm presently watching the SF-AZ game with the TV volume so low that I can hear my keyboard louder than your whiny voice.
Please. Go replace Pat O'Brien on ACCESS HOLLYWOOD.
Mike Ditka is giving more advice on running an offense.
This from a guy who thought he could make the playoffs in his last job with two Billy Joes, Heath Shuler and Danny Wuerffel at quarterback.
i think i just heard "slap them on the ass and say 'that's how you do it. get off in their face a little bit...'"
i know it's 3rd grade, but that's what he said =/
In case you missed it, coming back from the last commercial[before the kickoff], Greeny dropped this gem....
"Back in San Francisco, we're off to a very shaky start..."
If you only knew Greeny. If you only knew.
Kevan Barlow? Didn't he go to Pitt?
Jeesh, you drinking the same IC Light Ditka is? ;o)
That 70's Show on FX is much better than this POS game
Mike Greenberg is no stranger to playing from behind either, if you know what I mean...
Did Greeny just say Vernon Davis was a 6th round pick?
Greeny sounds like a high school kid calling the JV game on 520 AM The Fan in Oshkosh Wisconsin.
"Things don't change unless you change them."
So, you're saying that things change. Right, Ditka?
"Did Greeny just say Vernon Davis was a 6th round pick?"
Probably. It's sort of like when they call guys drafted in the first round "number-one draft picks"
Is that Ditka or Holtz in the booth?
"Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expressed a courage that is little seen in this day and age."
Reminds me of the College Gameday sign from Baton Rouge:
"Lou Holtz for Prethedent"
"And the backs from 'tha U' have the scores (in a whiny, nasally voice)."
That's it Greeny. Get all up in their Kool-Aid.
Monday Night Football is the new Ambien.
"he is infectous" - Ditka
That's not a word.
I hate those 49ers Ronald McDonald socks...they look like a bunch of pedophiles.
Anyone else wonder what the hell Nessler and Vermeil did to get bumped off the second game this year?
Oh yeah, they were competent and good at their job.
I'm surprised no one has done the Bill Simmons/Greeny comparison yet. At this point I'd put up with Bill's recycled 90210 jokes and Tom Brady praises over Erin Andr....Greeny
Greeny: "What can you say (about the paralyzed player)?"
Then he proceeds to "say" for about 10 seconds.
I don't know if it's en vogue to complain about commercials, but I really wish UPS would dump this guy with the dry-erase marker and go right back to "what can brown do for you?" Also, I am eight years old.
The open your effing eyes Greeny.
"Carpoolers" looks funny. About as funny as "Cavemen."
i think the mike's are doing a pretty good job. you guys are just being critical for the sake of being critical.
greenberg please go back to your former life as a know-it-all pundit-at large-talking-head. The nfl is no place to play like you are an announcer.
What's worse: That a situation arose during the game where Ditka would say a sentence like "I got the glasses in a briefcase!", or that it's really not all that surprising?
Thank god we have some peace and quiet for a bit...oh wait nevermind we get Chris Berman
I'm being overly critical because my mom didn't hug enough as a child.
Now we need to call Berman out on his shit.
"CD-(a)Ramis Ramirez"
I actually like the job the 3 Mikes are doing. Not perfect, but better than 90% of the announcing teams I've heard recently. They sure as hell are better than the weekly crapfest that is Tirico/Jaws/Kornheiser. Maybe I've just developed really low expectations for announcers.
So it's half time. ESPN will surely be covering what happened in the first half, maybe talking about what adjustments will be made in the second half...oh no wait...a preview of the WOMEN'S WORLD CUP!!! AWESOME!!! Go kill yourself ESPN.
Greenberg just said "Kanye's CD drops tomorrow."
Greenberg is so ghetto.
Greenie's performance makes Britney's look awesome.
"Len Pasquarelli is reporting that JaMarcus Russell will sign tomorrow."
Which credible journalist did he steal that story from? I'll check profootballtalk.com