You Create The Caption #73

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....

"Gridiron Toilets: because it's not just Michigan that has to take a big fat crap on the field."- MDT

"From the movie "Lucas - 2007". The role of Lucas, originally played by Corey Haim, is now filled by Corey Haim's career."- doneycat

"Awww crap, I'm supposed to be at the goddamn Penn State game for Coach Paterno!!!"- Hollywood Wags

"I know they said to give our new running back a chance, but this guy is just shitty."- John

"nice to see katie Hnida find work."- mcoale (That's just wrong, but hilarious)

"Imagine their surprise when the Ram players found out their star QB had an addiction to golden showers."- Anon (GS references always have a spot on this site)

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of App State fans realizing that they actually HAVE a Football Team? (Sorry...still a little bitter)

Daily Links:

How Did FSU Get THIS Bad? (We Suck At Sports)
The Real (Financial) Winner Of The UM-ASU Game (Sports Biz)
Cross Dressing Jays' Fans??? (Red Sox Monster)
FOX Has A Pretty Interesting Effect On The MLB Playoffs (Vegas Watch)
What's With The Steroid Suspension Disparity? (Lion In Oil)
On The Heels Of The Pammies Come The Spuddies (Sports Couch Potato)
A Letter To Lloyd Carr That I Wish Was Sent 3 Years Ago (Sons Of Sam Malone)
The Braves Are Blaming The Umps For Loses Now (Crashburn Alley)
Brad vs. Bill Round 1 (Boston Sportz)
New Madden Features To Add To The Game (The Sports Hernia)
Handing Out Some Week One CFB Game Balls (College Game Balls)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:36 PM


Hey, you guys think I could trade this for a six pack of Bud and a smoke?

hollywood wags said...
Sep 5, 2007, 1:15:00 PM  

A shoeless, shirtless, screaming bearded man walking down a dirt road holding a giant piece of scrap metal.

Welcome to Appalachia.

Majorly English said...
Sep 5, 2007, 1:53:00 PM  

We won!!! Let's go find some sheep!!

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2007, 1:55:00 PM  

I'm pumped up and full of testosterone...where is my sister?

Sep 5, 2007, 2:09:00 PM  

"What has 32 teeth and an IQ of 200? That front row of fans...COMBINED"

JK said...
Sep 5, 2007, 2:41:00 PM  

The celebration scene turned confusing for many when it was joined by a local theater group cast for a production of "Flashdance."

Sheep's Line said...
Sep 5, 2007, 3:36:00 PM  

This is Appalachia, jerk, take off your shirt and shoes if you're gonna carry this thing!!!

GMoney said...
Sep 5, 2007, 3:43:00 PM  

Jethro, Luke, Bo, come on over here and grab this thing, we're gonna chicken fry it! Mmmm MMM!

hollywood wags said...
Sep 5, 2007, 3:48:00 PM  

Hey Michigan, prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the goal posts.

the great bambi said...
Sep 5, 2007, 3:49:00 PM  

The alternate ending of "Cold Mountain."

Sheep's Line said...
Sep 5, 2007, 4:08:00 PM  

Appalachian State is acting like they've been there before.

It just so happens that "there" is raping the dreams of an established Big 10 power's fans with their own goalpost.

Sheep's Line said...
Sep 5, 2007, 4:11:00 PM  

Squeal like a pig, Michigan!!

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2007, 4:27:00 PM  

we're here, we're queer, and one of us is wearing pink boxers.

Lozo said...
Sep 5, 2007, 5:43:00 PM  

Wait... this was the opening week of ultimate frisbee, right?

Cornography said...
Sep 5, 2007, 6:02:00 PM  

The goalpost was later used to knock some sense into Miss Teen South Carolina.

Mookie said...
Sep 5, 2007, 6:31:00 PM  

Hey guys, be careful with that goalpost! It made Dean's List last semester!

MDT said...
Sep 5, 2007, 6:58:00 PM  

We are the Appalachian State family....that is we are all related!!

Twill815 said...
Sep 5, 2007, 8:38:00 PM  

"Just wait and see what these jubilant App. Staters do when they find out Larry the Cable Guy has been booked as their commencment speaker."

pm said...
Sep 5, 2007, 8:54:00 PM  

- "Let's tear down the goalposts!!"
- "YEAHHHH!!!"
- "Let's parade down the streets with it!!"
- "YEAHHHH!!!"
- "Let's join up with that Gay Pride march over there!!"
- "Huh? YEAHHHH!!!"

Anonymous said...
Sep 5, 2007, 9:29:00 PM  

In the Boone Community Theater production of "Grease", the goalposts had to take the place of a car for Greased Lighting. And somehow they made "Grease" gayer.

doneycat said...
Sep 5, 2007, 9:46:00 PM  

We invented tihs here new game of football! See, ya take down this yella thing and ya peeck it up and take it to tha othur sahd.

It sho is fun, but a short game. Good thing abat that is is that it leavens yaz a lot more time for calf roping and NASCAR!

hollywood wags said...
Sep 5, 2007, 9:55:00 PM  


Max said...
Sep 6, 2007, 7:41:00 AM  

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