Dave Lapham Makes Up A New Football Term, Face Raping

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Dave Lapham is obviously a passionate guy. Why he's so passionate about this penalty being called is beyond me....


"He got poked in the eye as well, THEY FACE RAPED HIM!"- Dave Lapham

(Thanks to Liberally Lean)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:28 PM

18 Comments:

Yeah, I initially thought he said that too. I was watching that game. Definitely said "face raking"

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2007, 2:05:00 PM  

there's a difference between raping (which is a crime) and rapping (which is a music style that normally has lyrics about crime)
you're headline and script don't match

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2007, 2:18:00 PM  

The gerund form of "rape" is "raping".

Note the single P.

...learn English damnit.

Stephen said...
Oct 13, 2007, 2:21:00 PM  

and theres no flag

Mike Georger said...
Oct 13, 2007, 2:21:00 PM  

To Anonymous: There's a difference between your (indicating possession) and you're (short for you are). What's that they say about people in glass houses?

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2007, 3:01:00 PM  

he who lives in glass house, own lot of windex or is it he who lives in glass house poop in basement

beisbolct said...
Oct 13, 2007, 3:08:00 PM  

you're headline and script don't match

Ha...thanks for the editing.

Oct 13, 2007, 3:26:00 PM  

Also, maybe he was trying to say rake, but that sounds like rape to me.

Oct 13, 2007, 3:52:00 PM  

To those of us lucky enough to hear Lapham call Bengals games on the radio each Sunday, he's a wonder to behold.

"Oooh", "Aaah", "Look at that, oh!", Uhhhh Oh!"

Just some of Dave's great, descriptive play calls. He's what could be called an ear raper.

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2007, 4:40:00 PM  

To me it sounds like he said raped. If he said racked, then the "ck" sounds a little funny.

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2007, 5:11:00 PM  

Of course rake isn't spelled with a c, but it still holds true.

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2007, 5:28:00 PM  

Ha....none of us can spell today.

Oct 13, 2007, 5:36:00 PM  

I cant spell anyday so what makes today any different?

Steve said...
Oct 13, 2007, 6:07:00 PM  

I saw this live pretty funny. Keep up the good work here. Do you want to exchange links? http://thewestcoastbiasblog.blogspot.com/

Joey said...
Oct 13, 2007, 8:20:00 PM  

He definitely said "face raked".

Good try, though.

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2007, 10:06:00 PM  

I don't know how you can assume he said "Raked". Even if he did he should have known it sounded like Rape.

All you haters out there need to calm the fuck down and create your own blog, something like www.discrediteveryonewhoiscreativeandfunny.com

Good luck

Meatwad said...
Oct 14, 2007, 2:38:00 AM  

It's pretty damn clear he says "face raped" on the live broadcast with the much higher quality audio. In fact he says it AGAIN in another 30 seconds and again it's clear he's saying rape.

Brian said...
Oct 14, 2007, 10:13:00 AM  

I'll give Dave Lapham the benefit of having his shit together and saying the right thing any day. If you watch the infamous replays of the Missouri-Colorado "5th down" game, Lapham is the analyst who first suggests that the down is wrong (when 2nd down was repeated) - while play-by-play guy Drew Goodman is the douche who just plays along with what the refs were showing.

Anonymous said...
Nov 3, 2007, 3:51:00 PM  

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