Monday, October 15, 2007
As I mentioned on this site last week....Jimmy Kimmel was in the MNF Booth for part of the third quarter. When he wasn't cracking jokes about the View and Kelly Ripa......he was making everyone else very very uncomfortable.
"And we welcome Joe Theismann watching from his living room with steam coming out of his ears."
Ouch. I love how none of them even try to touch that one. Oh and Jimmy.....way to dress up for your appearance. Good lord you look homely. Here are some other Kimmel gems from the appearance....
On Tom Brady....
“Brady? I mentioned in the pregame that what impressed me most is that he could impregnate two models.”- Jimmy Kimmel
“Did you bet on this game? Are you allowed to bet legally on this game?"- Jimmy Kimmel
On DeAngelo Hall....
“And DeAngelo Hall loving himself right now”- Mike Tirico
“I didn’t know you could show that on TV.”- Jimmy Kimmel
And my personal favorite....On co-hosting Regis and Kelly with Kelly Ripa....
“Yes Kelly [Ripa] and I and Kelly’s coming back to LA with me where we’ll be married”- Jimmy Kimmel
“She’s hot.”- Tony Kornheiser
“Listen if we can have a Mormon President, I can marry Kelly- Jimmy Kimmel
(And you're creepy Tony.)
Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:30 PM