You Create The Caption #92

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners

"That's Cuban's "I Will Make You Love Me No Matter How Much I Have to Pay You" Face. Otherwise known as the IWMYLMNMHMIHtPY-Face."- Pete

"Who knew you could look so ravishing in a blonde wig, Dirk you dirty little scheisse fraulein."- the great bambi

"Chris Farley wants his leather vest back. He needs it for his next Chip N' Dale Performance"- Brave Sir Robin


Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of a Philadelphia Reporter getting a bath during the Phillies NL East clinching celebration? (From B & C Via TBL)

Daily Links:

One Of The Best Punk Bands Ever Rockin' Out With Sawx Fans (Red Sox Monster)
A Great Look Into The Machine That's ESPN (Sports Media Journal)
And How To Make It Better (Sports Media Journal)
Holliday Should Have Been Safe One Way Or Another (Shoot Your Hopes And Dreams)
Ranking The MLB Playoff Celebrations (Flyers Fieldhouse)
MLB Playoffs + Van Halen = Awesome (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Michael Jordan Is Enjoying Single Life (Lion In Oil)
Your Betting Guide For The MLB Playoffs (Vegas Watch)
Mike Tyson As A Best Man? I'd Like To Be At That Bachelor Party! (Epic Carnival)
Introducing The Real Black Superman (First and Ten Inches)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:03 PM


Mmmm, redman chew spit!

hollywood wags said...
Oct 3, 2007, 1:31:00 PM  

All right wet t-shirt contest!!!! I win again!!!!!! This is just like the frat parties at school!!!

Steve said...
Oct 3, 2007, 1:55:00 PM  

"Are you sure the male reporters have to get a golden shower, before allowed entry to the clubhouse, too?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 3, 2007, 2:06:00 PM  

Bukkake Party!!!!! Philly style!

Jeremy said...
Oct 3, 2007, 2:16:00 PM  

shouldn't she pay extra for that?

Anonymous said...
Oct 3, 2007, 2:24:00 PM  

75 degrees NBC? The high beams say otherwise.

the great bambi said...
Oct 3, 2007, 2:32:00 PM  

This reminds me of my favorite R.Kelly video!

Sarge said...
Oct 3, 2007, 2:47:00 PM  

"Is that hair gel?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 3, 2007, 2:57:00 PM  

This is the least seedy situation you can possibly have that involves 30+ men in various stages of undress drenching a single young woman with a liquid while filming the entire thing.

And it's still pretty damn seedy.

Pete said...
Oct 3, 2007, 3:11:00 PM  

Her mic should read 8 at the most.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Oct 3, 2007, 3:23:00 PM  

The reporter permamently lost her vision when Charlie Manuel's concoction of XXXXX moonshine, Blatz, and possum blood got in her eyes.

GMoney said...
Oct 3, 2007, 3:55:00 PM  

While unable to work due to his contract, Pacman Jones earns his keep as honorary bat-boy for the Phillies.

Reporter: "The team is so happy, they're making it rain, making it rain, making it rain on this Ho...back to you in the studio."

(Stretches both the definition of caption, and Making it Rain.)

Adam said...
Oct 3, 2007, 4:15:00 PM  

Brett Myers was not amused by this.

Anonymous said...
Oct 3, 2007, 4:26:00 PM  

Pac-Man Jones quietly seethes in his NFL exile...

"That's not how you make it rain, bitches! Somebody's gonna get shot!"

Radioman said...
Oct 3, 2007, 4:38:00 PM  

Philly really know's how to party at 6:26.

75 degrees is a perfect temperature for piss-warm beer.

More Credible said...
Oct 3, 2007, 5:36:00 PM  

This feels...familiar.

Ray said...
Oct 3, 2007, 6:56:00 PM  

That's not how you treat a f*@king ho, you stupid bitches!!

Isiah Thomas

Anonymous said...
Oct 3, 2007, 8:49:00 PM  

nothing like telling a woman to get the F**K out of your club house like dousing her which champeigne and making her sticky on live TV

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Oct 3, 2007, 10:15:00 PM  

Rollins sez "Hey, Moyer! With this champagne in my eyes, you totally look like a woman!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 3, 2007, 11:39:00 PM  

Big Papi gets carried away during the Red Sox celebration and sprays his love-juice all over the intrepid young reporter.

Anonymous said...
Oct 3, 2007, 11:40:00 PM  

Save the good stuff guys! She's not Erin Andrews.

Anonymous said...
Oct 4, 2007, 12:31:00 AM  

It's prom night with the football team all over again!

Don said...
Oct 4, 2007, 3:10:00 PM  

"Joke's on her. I pissed in my bottle! Teach her to make comments about my off the field behavior"
-Brett Myers

makeitstick said...
Oct 4, 2007, 4:20:00 PM  

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