Cowherd Sued By John Lee Riches

Friday, December 14, 2007

I know I said I was never going to mention Shrutebag's nonsense on this site again, but this is just about the funniest thing I've ever read. Remember the guy that sued all of those stars from jail trying to get $25 Million? Well he's back and he's going after Shrutebag.

In fact this is a pretty accurate description of Cowherd and his show.

Via Deadspin.... (Click for Larger)



There's so many good items in there, but my favorite has to be, "Cowherd has a secret affair with Amanda from the show, saw them at a Ohio State Best Western together. Fish comes from the bottom of Salt Lake, Cowherd lies on the show, claims he goes to the gym after work, instead I saw him at Starbucks with Lloyd Carr."

Hi-Lar-E-Us. Someone needs to get this guy his own TV show.

Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning" (Deadspin)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 4:46 PM

17 Comments:

Fantastic!

GMoney said...
Dec 14, 2007, 5:19:00 PM  

NICE! We need MORE stories like this. Finally, SOMEBODY gets it and sues ESPN.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 5:22:00 PM  

lawl. Awesome.

NHZ said...
Dec 14, 2007, 5:29:00 PM  

ESPN is acting like Colin Cowherd broke the David Justice story. Forget that he was interviewed on another network a day earlier. All we hear on the David Justice story is "well, he talked to ESPN's Colin Cowherd." Nothing else even exists in their universe.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 6:10:00 PM  

I like how he copywrited his own name. I'd go and sew other John Lee Riches for copywrite infringement if I were him.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 6:16:00 PM  

Jonathon Lee Riches is the greatest pro se plaintiff in the history of the law.

Dec 14, 2007, 6:19:00 PM  

I wonder how many hand written complaints have turned into successful lawsuits since the invention of the typewriter.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 7:51:00 PM  

Normally I hate frivolous lawsuits, but in this case, it couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.

Lou Pickney said...
Dec 14, 2007, 8:14:00 PM  

espn just missed an appalachian touchdown doing the goddamn thirty at thirty update
stop shitting on IAA please or give the rights to a network who wont consistently make the game second fiddle

Mike Georger said...
Dec 14, 2007, 8:35:00 PM  

I saw that too, Mike. Actually I commend ESPN for not mentioning Roger Clemens in that update.

J.J. said...
Dec 14, 2007, 8:40:00 PM  

oh lord someone tell me theyre watching desmond howard talk about the best receivers in the country

talking about malcolm kelly and how his dad made him play with little footballs when young to learn to catch with his hands

"when he got older he played with bigger balls"

epic. absolutely epic.

Mike Georger said...
Dec 14, 2007, 9:55:00 PM  

not related, but on espn desmond howard just said, when talking about how a WR practiced when he was younger, "...as he got older, he began to play with bigger balls"

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 9:56:00 PM  

chris spielman: i am a firm believer that you learn more on the field of play than in any classroom

sure the ncaa is glad to hear announcers saying that

Mike Georger said...
Dec 14, 2007, 11:20:00 PM  

He ends his complaint with 'Amen'...Priceless...

-- White Hammer

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2007, 9:55:00 AM  

Hope I don't get sued, but I like this name....

Dr Blood's Orgy of Organs said...
Dec 15, 2007, 9:37:00 PM  

"...espn just missed an appalachian touchdown doing the goddamn thirty at thirty update
stop shitting on IAA please or give the rights to a network who wont consistently make the game second fiddle."

Yeah, I hate when they do that. It's not like they don't have all the sports news running across the bottom of the teevee screen.

Bulworth said...
Dec 17, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

The same inmate just sued LSU, for feeding its players bread with steroids and goat cheese with HGH.

http://dreadnaught.wordpress.com/2007/12/12/jonathan-lee-riches%c2%a9-v-louisiana-state-university-lsu-tigers-les-miles/

yojoe said...
Dec 19, 2007, 10:10:00 AM  

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