Create The Caption #165

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"I should not have mixed those 222's with that 12-pack on the front 9..."- Mez

"It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"- aboynamedart

"Emmitt, it's like you've never been a f'n caddy before. How the f am I supposed to play out of this trap with a f'n hat on my club!You have f'n debacled my round!"- Mal

"Chris Berman entertains the crowd with his Ernie McCracken from Kingpin impression."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Hedo Turkoglu and JJ Redick laughing during a timeout?

Daily Links:

Chad Johnson And The Skins? (KSK)
And Pats' Fans Wonder Why We Don't Like Them (SS Reporters)
Introducing The JSF Steel Cage (Joe Sports Fan)
Top 5 Slam Dunk Contest Moments (For The Love of Sports)
On The Bulls And Larry Brown (Chicago Bull)
Okay, It's Time To Stop NY Post (Boston Sportz)
Bring Back The Jordan Jammer! (The Legend of Cecilio Guante)
How To Help OJ Get Away With Murder (Sports Agent Blog)
Kenechi Uduze Has Leukemia...That's Not Good (Sports By Brooks)
Getting To Know Rusty Hardin (The Sports Hernia)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:28 PM


Hedo: Seriously JJ, that is the tiniest thing I've ever seen? And Dickie V wanted that?

JJ: Yep.

ssreporters said...
Feb 12, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

Hedo: How much for the little girl?

(Blues Brothers reference if anyone is wondering...)

Ennuipundit said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  
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Zach said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Hedo: "Rookie! Once you finish clipping Dwight's toenails, you fetch Hedo drink, yes?"
J.J: "Yes, Mr. Hedo, anything you say."

ABoyNamedArt said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  
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Zach said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

No, no Hedo, please don't take my shirt off, I didn't take my bacne meds!

DJ Strawberry said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Hey JJ, Did you teach Greg Paulus how to flop?

ryan said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

JJ: Get away from me Borat!

ryan said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Is funny - in college, you wear cutoff T-shirt under jersey when you play; in pros, you wear warmup over jersey because you no play. Is funny, no?

doneycat said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

JJ: I am a basketball player for the Orlando Magic.

Hedo: No seriously little boy, we not do allow trespassers. SECURITY!!

ssreporters said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

Hey, I knew there was a fourth Beastie Boy!

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

Hey, remember the jump shot you had in college? Yeah. I didn't think so either.

Feb 12, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Hedo: You have been traded white boy. Give me the warm up jacket now and no one is hurt. Too badly.

Fred Morlan said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Hedo: There's still hope for you J.J. If Danny Ferry can win a championship so can you.

SJM said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

JJ: Aren't you from Constantinople?
Hedo: Its Istanbul not Constantinople.

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

"And so I said, 'Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!'"

Gepetto said...
Feb 12, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

I loved you in the Transformers movie!

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

"Hedo, for the last time, I'm not Bobby Hurley. I'm the overrated Duke player with a worthless pro career AND a DUI."

Free Vick said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

free vick - Bobby Hurley had a DUI as well - I was at the same bar as him that night (TJ Hoops for all you 1990's Durham residents). So 2 words for JJ: "Buckle up".

doneycat said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

Reddick can't break the grasp of the most legendary Turk of all. Yes, Hedo IS Keyser Soze!

citizinKane said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

"Leave it on, JJ. We're only up 20. Still another 20 to go before you get in."

Kyle said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

Doneycat - WOW. Serves me right for talking about stuff I'd only heard secondhand. I was just a wee lad at the time, so excuse my lack of awareness. The parallels, then, are pretty eerie.

Did Hurley write poetry too?

Free Vick said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

In my country, they would go crazy for someone that sucks as much as you do.

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:32:00 PM  

Hedo: Hey, I thought 11th picks actually take these off during games.

Dan said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

dük emmek

Translation: Duke Sucks

Nos said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

Hedo: Wait, you're still in the NBA?

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

C'mon, tell me I look like a Turkish Joey Fatone again, no?

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

In an effort to get more celebrities to come watch their games, the Magic allowed K.D. Lang to actually suit up for a game.

Whomas said...
Feb 12, 2008, 3:16:00 PM  

"Dude. A WWJD bracelet? Are you serious?"

goodolbido said...
Feb 12, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

Sometime, JJ, he show his vagine to my brother Hedo and say "You will never get this, you will never get this, la la la la la!", and he behind his cage, he crazy crazy, everybody laugh, he goes "You will never get this", but one time, he break cage and he 'get this', and then we will laugh, high five!

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

Hey towel boy can you grab me a gatorade and tell the blonde in section 109 to meet me in the tunnel after the game?

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 3:24:00 PM  

"J.J., you're pad's leaking."

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

"everyone thats not completely worthless on a professional sports team step forward...not so fast JJ."

Cee said...
Feb 12, 2008, 3:37:00 PM  

You can do magic,
You can have anything that you desire.
Magic, and you know
Youre the one who can put out the fire.

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

"What is this..velvet? That is beautiful!"

Bob L said...
Feb 12, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either!"--Hedo

If you don't think that Turkoglu is the ugliest player in the NBA and a dead ringer for the guy that picks a fight with Luke at Mos Eisley, you are insane.

GMoney said...
Feb 12, 2008, 3:50:00 PM  

Trust me, you don't want out. Remember I was in Sacramento?

bhlightnr said...
Feb 12, 2008, 4:23:00 PM  

Hedo reminds JJ that to be a white star in the NBA, you must be from a European country.

Feb 12, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  

Me start! You sit bench !

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 5:32:00 PM  

"hay hay dood. look at me I didn't go 2 colllege, but i still bedder than u"

Ray Lewis Eats People said...
Feb 12, 2008, 5:34:00 PM  

At this point, I'd rather have Adam Morrison. He looks somewhat less like a tool.

Feb 12, 2008, 5:57:00 PM  

JJ, scrubs don't get seats during timeouts. They have to stand so the real players can rest.

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 6:11:00 PM  

Hedo: "Hey! I thought I told you to stop leaving poems in my locker!"
JJ: "That's not what your sister said!"
Hedo: "Hey, bitch. When I say that you cry."

Chase said...
Feb 12, 2008, 6:16:00 PM  

Hedo: "Hey you look just like this JJ Reddick guy that used to play college basketball. I wonder whatever happened to him?"

Mal said...
Feb 12, 2008, 6:43:00 PM  

Hedo: Hey, JJ, are we still going to that lacrosse party after game?
JJ: Who the hell are you? Peja Stojakovik?

Anonymous said...
Feb 12, 2008, 7:10:00 PM  

Be glad you're sitting the bench, the ravages of a starting job left me like this

pmilk said...
Feb 12, 2008, 7:25:00 PM  

AHHHH the wolfman's got me! oh, sorry hedo, won't happen again

mcnabb516 said...
Feb 12, 2008, 7:26:00 PM  

The NBA; where gaying it up happpens.

Feb 12, 2008, 7:48:00 PM  

"Thank god for Dwight Howard, am I right?"

evan said...
Feb 12, 2008, 7:58:00 PM  

"JJ, it's the third quarter. Why do you still have on the warm-ups"

Amaysing1 said...
Feb 12, 2008, 9:08:00 PM  

Next, on a very special episode of Perfect Strangers...


Hedo greets Jason McElwein on the Kings bench.

Feb 12, 2008, 11:00:00 PM  

JJ...where are you going? The bench is that way!

Jim said...
Feb 12, 2008, 11:14:00 PM  

Hedo: No, No JJ, you're not going in, it was an early April Fools joke. The only playing time you'll get is on XBOX.

Michael said...
Feb 12, 2008, 11:33:00 PM  

JJ, coach wants me to play defense...can you believe that! By the way, take off my warmup...

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 8:39:00 AM  

Is that Vlade Divac?

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 9:22:00 AM  

Is that velvet, JJ? I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable.

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 9:23:00 AM  


Feb 13, 2008, 11:42:00 AM  

So many jokes, so little time.

Tar Heel Fan said...
Feb 13, 2008, 11:58:00 AM  

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