Create The Caption #166
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Get away from me Borat!"- Ryan
"Is funny - in college, you wear cutoff T-shirt under jersey when you play; in pros, you wear warmup over jersey because you no play. Is funny, no?"- doneycat
"Leave it on, JJ. We're only up 20. Still another 20 to go before you get in."- Kyle
"Dude. A WWJD bracelet? Are you serious?"- goodolbido
"In an effort to get more celebrities to come watch their games, the Magic allowed K.D. Lang to actually suit up for a game."- Whomas
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a questionable foul in the Pepperdine-BYU game from December 15th? (Via Canucklehead)
Daily Links:
An Interview With The Human Highlight Film (Rand Ball)
A Review Of The Announcing In The GTown-Nova Game (Duke Basketball Report)
Dice K And Mullets (Red Sox Monster)
The Utley's Do Not Care For Your Animal Abuse (Bugs and Cranks)
Regarding Berman's Drug Smuggling (Food Court Lunch)
NCAA Violation Time! (Meaningful Collateral)
Not This Joba Nonsense Again (I'm Writing Sports)
The Congressional Testimony Drinking Game (Signal to Noise)
The 10 Best Old School Video Games (All Balls)
Goodbye Ampex2000 (Sports TV Inside Out)
The Big Ten Is Wild This Year (Warning Track Power)
50 Comments:
I am crushing your head!
Now you see, Now YOU DON'T!
JUDO CHOP!
"Christianity Rules!"
Sorry man, were those your eyes I saw rolling around down on the floor, let me put em back in for ya, ok, this might hurt a little...
This guy has obviously never given the shocker before.
Announcer: FINISH HIM!
FATALITY! PEPPERDINE WINS!
The Pepperdine player was arrested after the game by the FBI for hate crimes against Mormons.
Great Bambi +1
GODDAMMIT. I HAD BEEN AVOIDING THAT PICTURE FOR MONTHS! DAMN YOU AA!
What do you mean you're voting for Romney? NOT IF YOU CAN'T SEE!
Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide my fingers in your eyes and you seek medical attention.
Ironically, those same officials from the Georgetown/Villanova game DIDN'T call a foul on the court.
You want to be the best at driving the lane? Here's a few tips!
Daniel-san, your best karate still inside you. Now time let out.
OHH!!!!!! Serves up...a FACIAL!
Dave Lapham: He FACE RAPED HIM!!!!
And to think I always what "face raping" was... now I know. Quite gay indeed.
Best drivers license photo ever...
Pepperdine defensive coach Baron von Rashke approves of the use of the claw
"Pick two fingers."
@ Tom
Way to steal Mortal Combat from me...
...Brigham Young, and send 'em home blind.
Referees from Sing Sing Prison Athletics Association recently made "the claw" a legal tactic in Prison Recreation League games. No ruling was reached by Ryker's Island Athletic Commision.
John Chaney approves of this defensive tactic.
or...
After his career in the NES game "Pro Wrestling" game to an end, The Amazon was recruited to come to Pepperdine and play basketball as a "stopper".
You wont be translating that Seer Stone out of your top hat any time soon Joseph Smith.
South Park video:
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/59507/detail/
Pepperdine coach Moe Howard then instructed his players to throw pies at the BYU player while he was at the foul line.
Anonymous said...
Why certainly!
Nyuk Nyuk!
Competition is over. This is the winner.
"And with that strike Karate Kid Jr. was born!!!"
Surprised by the Pepperdine tactic, the player was called for traveling and subsequently cost BYU the chance for a last second shot.
"I'm in yer eyesocketz, ticklin yer retinaz."
sorry that was supposed to be one in the pink, one in the stink for your wives.
What do you mean I look like a bowling ball, I don...Holy $%@@%!"
This is what happens when Pepperdine allows members of the bowling team to play basketball.
Many religious scholars have argued that the Mormon church has become blinded by their own faith.
In the Pepperdine player's defense, since this game was played in black and white, the basketball and the BYU player's bald head were the same color.
Wherever he is, Rowdy Roddy Piper applauds this tactic
Are you sure this is a cure glaucoma?
Whoops
Are you sure this is a cure for glaucoma?
Damn it, I killed it!
The game was played very differently in the 40's when black and white photography was all the rage.
OR
"I love what you've done with your cuticles. Uh huh, very nice.
Where's your god now mormon?!
Got your nose! And your eyes!
YOINK!!!
Two shots and the ball for flagrant face-raping
And now I will defeat you once and for all with my face to fingers technique.
Contact must be worse than this for a foul to be given to a Duke player.
Update to ACC officiating guidelines 2/13/08
"You too can be a pro with the Bruce Bowen defensive tactics tape."
Montana will always be better than Young !
Two shots and the ball for giving him the business.
-OR-
I (eye) don't see a foul. Do you?
Why certainly!
Nyuk Nyuk!