Please post the JB interview with Pac Man. The part where Pac's explanation of the amount of time since he's been to a "skrip" club increased from a year to year and half to three years was a hoot.

Mal - as soon as it makes YouTube I'll find it, or at least try to.

At least, maybe around 1 and a half, two, two and half maybe, three...

WVU education at it's finest, I guess.

He actually thinks he will be playing for the Cowboys again.

Holy Shit that guy's an imbecile.

Oh, and Shannon Sharpe really likes "Byron Wesbook".

Mal, on the other hand, likes Sam Ryan.

It really is a toss up as to have more marbles in their mouf, Sharpe of Pacman.

I like how Pacman has to remember to pronounce words badly...I should ax him about it sometime.

What a trainwreck, a trainwreck into a strik club, wiff a truck carrying a full load of gasoline.

On NFLN's pregame they read a
quote from Warren Sapp in 1998 that
called Kerry Collins " classless and a disgrace." Sapp the person who nearly ended another player's career with a cheap shot.

And Shannon Sharpe was just looking at Bill Cowher with a "he's crazy" face.

@hollywood - at one point in the interview, he was about to attempt to say "rehabilitate myself". He said "reha...turn my life around".

What was the deal with Lesley Visser's face? She sorta looks like Pacman. She can't close her mouf.

Jeez, I hope Bill Cowher doesn't have cancer or something...he looks freakin drawn.

Or maybe it's those fake choppers of his, the ones in his mouf.

@ Wags, supposedly Visser had plastic surgery after a jogging accident pretty much disfigured her face. Now she looks like she is 44.

@Mal 4:17

agreed.

And NFLN just showed Titans cheerleaders dancing then ended program with Lindsay Soto

A jogging accident?

How can you have a fucking accident jogging? it's the safest thing you can do, if you don't get run over by a cement truck or Dan Dierdorf...

And also according to NFLN Rod Marinelli new D-line coach of Bears

This is the link to the jogging accident.


I pick Ravens 16 Titans 12.

Titans 20
Ravens 16

"Two teams that dont like each other." - Greg Gumbel channeling Keith Jackson

Alright, a Conrad Dobler mention by Dierdorf.

I like Dan, but who the hell remembers Dobler, Dan???

You know, my brother flew off a bike jump in 1982 and landed pretty much face first onto the street, he never required a freakin facelift that stretched his face tighter than my Ludwig snare drum.

No 1st & 10 line?

That was an amazing catch even though Gumbel didn't realize it, and it doesn't matter.

Dierdorf channeling his inner Sgt. Shultz - "verbotten".

Deadspin got the Jones interview through the Gawker hamsters.

He looked like a conehead.

Dierdorf: "You can hardly blame Bironas for missing that kick." ...

Is it just me or didn't the ball go through the uprights even though it was after the whistle had blown?

Marv Albert, Westwood One, on the PAT penalty:

So Bironas will attempt the extra point five yards closer, from the 10 yard line.

A conversation between Emmitt and PacMan:


Emmitt: I'm here with Adam Packers....Pacrat...Pacman Jones to talk to umm....him about his situification with his upon release with my old team, the Dallas Texans....er...um.....Cowboys.

Pacman: A pleasure to be here wiff you, Emmitt.


Emmitt: Now umm, what is going through with your um...mind when you heard that you were going to be releasified, Adam James?


Pacman: Well you know I was shockified with you know the fact and um, I was released.


Miss Teen South Carolina: I think the fact that they don't have maps like such as the Iraq is the reason that like um Adam was not maybe perhaps kind of released.


Shannon Sharpe: BLUERUETEOHEEGUEBLUBLBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB Brian Westbrick.

7-0 Tennessee

which makes sense since veryone picked Baltimore forgetting they have a rookie head coach, rookie QB, and the Titans had the best record in the NFL this year.

Titans (-3) is already looking good.

And that's why the no forceout rule is awful. They have eliminated sideline passing for the most part.


Clayton on that play wasn't in bounds anyway.....so just a rant.

Baltimore's offense has a lot of 3 outs. Shocking since their offense doesnt exactly remind anyone of the Greatest Show on Turf/ Air Coryell.

Titans Cheerleaders >>> band shots

And when I think elite athletes, Matt Hasselbeck is not who comes to mind.

Did Dierdorf say something without realizing they were on?


Wow what a throw.

Damn, Flacco...what a freakin throw.

And obvious hold missed on Balt TD

did Dan Diedorf just say Flacco wasn't a rookie because he hit a wide open Derek Mason on the sideline?

"A come from behinder" - Dierdork

"I remember when we did the titans earlier this year

and wow a couple long runs for Chris Johnson.

Guys, I've got the YouTube of the Pacman interview and it'll go up soon.

Can you get it up, like man, in one, two, one and a half, three, minutes man

Sheriff Bart Scott!

"He had a face full of Bart Scott." -Double D

Also, SHIT! How'd the Ravens not get that?

@ Hollywood Wags 5:16, that's what she said.

Wags: +1, and the video post is there, boyos.

"Was it firmer? Was it harder? I don't know, but it certainly befuddled Kerry Collins." - Double D

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So on that garbage pass on 3rd and long is he now a rookie QB again?

"You couldn't have done any better with a wedge and have Tiger Woods strike it." - DD

"Hall a) gets the first down and b) holds onto the ball"

Really? Cuz I saw the ball shoot out but go right out of bounds.

Something with regard to rest that's never mentioned with the Ravens-- They are at a huge disadvantage to every other playoff team, since they had their bye Week 2, and haven't had a week off since.

Stay classy, Tennessee.

Way to cheer when an opposing player is hurt.

DD - Justin Gage looks like a Woody Hayes fullback.

Does he have any comparisons that would be relevant in the past 3 decades?

Ed Reed's spirit took over Samari Rolle's body to intercept that pass.

I would find this game entertaining if there wasn't so many penalties.

Kerry Collins puts on his Wrangler jeans and just tries to make a play.

From AA, who's listening on the Ravens' radio:

"The titans gamble from their goal line and roll a pair of sevens."

Is there a reason we're not getting replays but once every 10+ plays?

MY DICK IS 15 INCHES LONG!!!!!!!!

In case anyone is wondering, Thom Brennaman's Wikipedia page has now been protected thanks to the (deserved) vandalism.

His Tebowner is still strong though.

The emergency alert system has now prevented me from watching the game.


Such a dumb idea.


AND I MISS A FUMBLE!!! BLOODY HELL!!

DD "Thats alot of yards for no points"


I see 7 up there for TN

Marv Albert:

2nd&11 Balto:
...bumped out of bounds short of a first down.

Yeah, about 10 yards short.

(ameschyt?)

Whoa, the ref gets tackled.

Albert on the FG attempt: No good. It was off to the right side.

Whose right?

well clearly Harbaugh didn't go to the Andy Reid or Brad Childress school of challenging.

Stay Classy, Anon 5:53 PM.

And Ghost, John Harbaugh didn't go to the Norv Turner school of challengeing, either.

Chris Johnson sipping some hot G.

Those ads make me wanna switch to PowerAde.

"Again look at the penetration." - DD

okay, I'm about to say this. No more penetration lines please.

CBS captioning on Johnson:

Ankle crapped -- wrapped on the sideline.

Did they actually say that?

Offensive holding.

@ Anon, I hate when my ankle craps, means I have to dip my leg in the toilet. ;)

This game will end 7-7, and both teams will end up playing the winner of the Chargers/Steelers game.

Rolling a seven can be good or bad so that is a really bad description even without the pair part.

Anon 6:46

No they said wrapped. It was probably a typo by the person doing the captioning. There are a lot of typos in the captioning from the ones Ive seen.

Captioner at NCI in line for a NFL Pammy, mayhaps?

Speaking of post-season Pammys, when will they be announced?

I like Mason, but he is an all-pro whiner.

Jevon Kearse is hurt.....what a surprise.


I hope the fans aren't booing.

Okay, I'll get the line out now.

Sumari Rolle has a groin injury...his own we hope.

go joe flaccid.

Are you kidding me? Into double coverage, and we have Football Follies material.

My Ravens pick is looking so awesome.

Haynesworth down. It's a friggin' war of attrition here.

Anon 6:49

There are only six sides to a die, so rolling a pair of sevens cant happen unless youre rolling four of them, and those odds are incredible.

There will officially be no one playing at the end of the game.

How much luckier can Flacco get?

blindly hucks into double coverage and completes it. That pass was Brett Favre like.

Anyone notice how many black people they are using for McDonalds commercials?

"Clayton is perverted, proverbially last man Standing." - Dierdork


Ravens luckiest team in NFL, another fixed postseason to get them to SB.

anon 6:56 PM, I see lots of different races in a McDonald's ad...

And the fourth quarter begins at The Woodshed.

@ jg, come on man, the Ravens are earning this, at least they play defense.


Aaaaand field goal time.


10-7 Ravens

Nice craptastic tackling by Titans.

STAY CLASSY BEE-YOTCH!!!

"Rigged post-season."

Man, jg if you had it your way, it'd be an Eagles-Ravens Super Bowl.

And that GEICO ad is creepy. Looks like someone at the ad agency picked a good week to take up glue sniffing.

The Big Bang Theory is still on?

Yes, SSR. Kaley Cuoco is still sofa king hot.

Collins' deep passes are terrible.

Do we have any Ed Reed facts available if he does deo somethiong good?

That Wal-Mart "We Will Rock You" ad was horrible

And Gage actually makes a catch

I found one.

Ed Reed does not sleep. He waits for you.

Ed Reed's farts destroyed the entire city of Omaha.

I'll tell you. If Vince Young was QB in this game, the Ravens would be in trouble.

Gage is being useful this game!

12-Gage with another catch. Dude's ballin' today. Doesn't hurt that Old Man Collins is gunslinging responsibly, for the most part.

Ed Reed is suing MySpace because that's everything around him.

That was a slick ball.

Okay, getcha mind outta gutter with that line.

Ball security is an issue for the Titans today. Scott leveled Crumpler. No wonder he lost it.

Jim Leonhard is a white safety playing for the Ravens. He tackles Crumpler along with Bart Scott and forces a fumble.


Brian Russell is a white safety playing for the Seahawks. He tackles his own players.

Wow another penalty against the Ravens. What else is new?

I dont want Ravens in SB, and any team that wins a SB with Billick as coach, Dilfer as QB and a LB who should be in prison for double murder was fixed. It was a going away present for rt "Carpetbagger"
Modell

Plus three, SSR!

I thought Flacco stepped out of the end zone.

Well jg, would you like some cheese with that whine? Modell no longer owns the team, Billick works at Fox and Dilfer is on a desert island somewhere.

I also thought Flacco stepped out of the back of the end zone on the 3rd down play. How come no replay/challenge?

Yeah it looked like he stepped out, be nice if we could get a replay of it, thanks CBS for being so helpful. ugh.

Pro Football Weekly is saying that it is unlikely that Captain Incompetent Russell is going to be with the team next year.


On the day where Marshall is pretty much fired and we get a defensive coordinator who is from the Buccaneers, this is the greatest day ever. ;-)

Dierdorf on the Titans' offensive turnovers: "Tennessee's ball handling has been bad. It's been abysmal."

Remember, the orange line is unofficial...

If the Titans weren't turning the ball over so much I would go for it actually.

Did I mention that the orange line was unofficial?

10-10.

One heckuva battle now that the penalties have subsided somewhat.

Man, that Eastwood line of "Get off my lawn" will never make me think of lawn Guyland Phil at uniwatchblog.com the same way again.

Baltimore's problem is getting 0 points off of turnovers.

Joe Flacco has to be wearing a four-leaf clover or some shit. Where the fuck is the delay of game flag?

Jg may be onto something with this rigged thing.


That was a delay of game.

And a missed delay of game.

so the fix is in.

If Tennessee loses this game then they should have every right to file a complaint to the NFL on that call.

For all of us tin-foil hats: note flag disparity (although Tennessee earned quite a few of those), the non-safety that probably should have been, and the delay of game call that got botched in a three-point spread.

Fixed is hard to prove, but damn if this doesn't look bad.

Baltimore should've at least tried to get a few more yards passing.

GOOD! Ravens lead so undeservedly.....

And that's ice.

Amazing.


Ravens win.

bad mfn games are worth live blogging but not a playoff game?

CBS was totally abysmal today:
- no replays of any 1st half personal fouls calls
- no replay of the "no safety" call
- they did show the "no delay" call
- for once I was wishing the AFC was on Fox.

My Titans have no reason to complain about calls however - 3 turnovers in the red zone and 12 penalties made the difference!