NFC Wild Card Live-Blog: Eagles @ Vikings, 1st Half

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Game: NFC Wild Card Playoff #2
Teams: Philadelphia Eagles (9-6-1, 2nd place, NFC East) vs. Minnesota Vikings (10-6, NFC North Champs)
Location: Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, Minneapolis, MN
Start Time: 4:30 PM EST
Announcers and Network: Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, and Pam Oliver, Fox
Miscellany: Teacher vs. student at the coaching positions, how many boneheaded decisions either Andy Reid or Brad Childress make involving play-calling or clock management. Tarvaris Jackson's in a playoff game for the first time, Donovan McNabb and his battle with the naysayers in Philly. All valid narrative points for Buckbot, Jr. and Troy.
Favorite: Philly (-3)
S2N's Pick: Eagles, on the premise that Reid will screw up less than Childress, as well as the first-time playoff QB factor.

It's the Mormon Walrus vs. Coach Major Dad in the Metrodome, folks! Marvel at the specter of bad clock management and play calls designed not to the benefit of the skills of the quarterbacks running both offenses!

Does Chris Myers really need all this work? Seriously? CBS seems to survive with no sideline reporters for Nantz and Simms, why both Oliver and Myers?

Quinton Demps brings the return out to the 11, and Donovan McNabb will start with the ball. McNabb overthrows DeSean Jackson, but mostly because a lineman was about to knock the crap out of him. Westbrook gets his first carry, and loses yardage on it. McNabb hits Kevin Curtis right in the numbers on 3rd down, getting out past the 20 for a first down. Westbrook goes inside for two yards on the carry.

Andy Reid hasn't shaved his beard. He looks like Michael Moore gone football coach. Donny Mac overthrows Greg Lewis, going for the deep strike. 3rd down pass to TE Brent Celek, and he's very, very close to a first down. It's short, and here comes the punt team after Troy made an exceptionally dumb comment about Celek needing to know where the marker is -- one, it was a quick out and two, he was trying to make the move to get the extra yard.

Bernard Berrian returns Sav Rocca's punt to the 10 yard line, but that's it. Tarvaris Jackson throws it away just in time to avoid the sack. Adrian Peterson loses a yard on his first carry. Chester Taylor gets a first down on his first touch in the game. AP brought down for another loss, followed by a screen to the left for Taylor again for 8 yards. Taylor will be short on third down, despite Buckbot saying it depends on the spot.

Chris Kluwe's punt goes to Jackson, who dodges one side of the Vikes' special teams, gets to the outside, and runs all the way to the Minnesota 34.

Does Andy Reid have an ammo belt on holding up his pants? - 49er16
@49er - that belt is Reid's utility belt. It is where he keeps everything he needs to get through the game: a box of twinkies, a selection of proven to be ineffective short yardage plays, and the phone number for his kids' parole officer.- Mal

Westbrook gets two yards on the carry. McNabb scrambles back to the line of scrimmage, away from Jared Allen. After another failed play, David Akers nails a 44-yard FG. 3-0, Philly.

Hicks returns to the 22. AP for two yards, and he took a bit of time to get up. Five for Taylor, and a quick strike from Jackson to Berrian gains a first down. Quinton Mikell nearly picks off Jackson on the next play. Taylor gains seven on his next carry, getting whacked by Brian Dawkins. Jackson hits Bobby Wade for 19 yards. Peterson picks up 2 as he comes back in, ball at the Philly 40. A couple of incompletions after that, and Kluwe comes back on to punt; the kick goes out of bounds at the 16.

Well, now it's marked at the 25 after an official conference. Donny Mac throws to Hank Baskett for the first time today -- gain of 7. (Kendra must be happy.) Correll Buckhalter gets the carry, busts through a hole and then cuts to the right sideline for 26 yards on the run. Buckhalter gets a yard on the next rush. McNabb hits Reggie Brown for 8 yards on 2nd down; 3rd and 1 coming. Vikings call time.

The pass to Westbrook is incomplete, and Akers will try a 51-yard FG. Perfect kick, 6-0, Philly.

Maurice Hicks returns the kickoff to the 22. No yards for AP on the first carry, but an offsides penalty makes it 1st and 5. Jackson throws it away with a defender chasing him. Taylor's tackled for a loss by Mikell. Jackson steps up and hits Sidney Rice at the 38. He follows that up with a pass to Visanthe Shiancoe on first down. Jackson goes downfield for Berrian -- and Brian Dawkins had a better angle on that than Berrian did. Sheldon Brown breaks up the 3rd down pass to Andre Ellison -- but there's a PI flag on Brown. That was kind of ticky-tack.

First down toss to AP gets outside to the right for 6. Injury time out as Asante Samuel collapses in a heap on his leg.

"3rd down and a long 2....", sayeth Buckbot, as Purple Jesus takes the handoff and makes that long 2 a short memory all the way to the end zone. TOUCHDOWN, VIKINGS! Ryan Longwell adds the XP, 7-6, Vikings.

Demps takes the kick up to about the 28. McNabb to Curtis on a great throw for 11 yards. Antoine Winfield knocks the next pass away from DeSean Jackson. And there's another time out blown by the Vikings' D.

The "G" campaign for Gatorade is entirely useless. No ad campaign should fail to tell the viewer what it's actually trying to sell.

McNabb to Jason Avant for five yards on 2nd down after the TO. He then goes deep for DeSean Jackson, who brings it in and is out of bounds at the Vikings' 21. Westbrook gets three yards on first down. He gets five on his next rush, 3rd and 2...blitz on....McNabb's pass incomplete for Kevin Curtis; Akers coming on for another FG try -- up and good, 9-7, Philly retakes the lead.

Hicks makes a 25 yard return on the kickoff. AP for 6, 2nd down pass incomplete to Kleinsasser. Jackson throws.....and Asante Samuel picks it off! Samuel rushes down the sideline, and he's in the end zone for the Eagles TOUCHDOWN! Akers kick is up and good, 16-7, Eagles.

They'll add a 15 yard penalty for celebration on the kickoff (dumbest rule ever, really.)

I guess Asante Samuel has his Ed Reed underwear on for the game. - Anon @ 5:49

How much bad news can the Vikes get on one play? Interception. Eagles TD. Tavaris hurt on the play. Frerotte warming up on the sideline. The only thing missing was Mike Tice scalping tickets in the parking lot. - Mal

Ed Reed would've scored on that play and tackled Jackson at the same time. - SSR

Jackson pitches to AP on first down, and it's a loss of a yard. AP picks up five on the next carry, and another 3rd and 6 for the Vikes. In other news, I'm going to start selling Ed Reed Underoos for some extra spending cash. Bernard Berrian brings in the third down pass and heads all the way to the Philly 31. Bobby Wade uses his hops to get another first down at the 21 on the catch. Taylor up the middle for 8 yards; he follows it up by busting through to the 6 for a first and goal. Two minute warning.

Can we get a damn translator for Troy. Some one to spit would what he's trying to say in less than three minutes. - Lord Nero
@Nero - and it's all in one - three minute long - sentence. That guy abuses conjunctions the way Ed Reed abuses quarterbacks. - Gibbon Jockey

I now just ignore Troy whenever Joe asks him to explain something. Taylor rushes to the 3.

Goddamnit, Fox. Don't show me that graphic with Norv Turner being 13-1 in December and January. I CANNOT DEAL WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM BEING A GOOD COACH.

Anyway, AP gets the ball, runs off tackle left, and that's TOUCHDOWN, VIKES. Longwell's kick is up and good, 16-14, Eagles.

Kickoff out to the 25. Pass to Avant for 13 yards.

"I'm about as much of a doctor as Dr. Phil, but I believe he's [Darren Sharper] is questionable for the rest of the game with the pain he's in." - Chris Myers

3rd and 1, and a bizarre play call -- aired out for Kevin Curtis and Cedric Griffin comes down with the pick. Why call that when the Vikes' defense isn't set at all? Andy Reid brain-fart, ahoy!

Bunch of running plays has the Minnesota crowd booing like crazy. Now, they punt after a horrid pass play call on third down (ka-ching, Major Dad!) DeSean Jackson returns the punt for 18 yards. Pass to Westbrook, who gets out of bounds after nine yards. Another pass to Westbrook on 3rd down with 8 seconds left -- he gets the first down, but time runs out. 16-14, Eagles at halftime.

220 Comments:

GO VIKINGS!!!!

Josh said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:24:00 PM  

Welcome to the Questionable Play Calls Bowl! Team Childress is a 2-point favorite.

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:27:00 PM  

"I'm the hottest, sexiest guy on here." - Menefee


Gag.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:29:00 PM  

Good thing this game isn't in phili. I would be confused on who is being booed.

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:29:00 PM  

That was totally unexpected, but hilarious, by Menefee.

Josh said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:31:00 PM  

Live from Minneapolis we will decide the NFL's 2008-9 WTF Game Management Champion.

All ties broken by a three man comittee of Mike Holmgren, Dan Snyder, and Ed Hochuli.

jg said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:32:00 PM  

Chris Myers is getting a lot of work this week.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:33:00 PM  

Over/Under on questionable playcalling by both Reid and Childress.

49er16 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:33:00 PM  

My guess is that Myers wife locked him out of the house...something about her acting like her mother.

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:36:00 PM  

Fox conversion chart: fat dude dressed as Viking = band shot

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:40:00 PM  

Ed Reed sent a text message to Lito Sheppard right before the game, and the Eagles are suddenly a 20-point favorite.

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:42:00 PM  

Wow, according to Joe Suck, the ENTIRE population of Minneaplolis is watching the game. I'm sure the local FOX affiliate is happy

jg said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:42:00 PM  

Outside of going to a Prince concert there isn't anything else to watch in Minniapolis.

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:44:00 PM  

Does Andy Reid have an ammo belt on holding up his pants?

49er16 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:45:00 PM  

"Andy Reid is inclined to give up on run game." - Aikman, early nominee for understatement of year

jg said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:46:00 PM  

Does anyone else think that Andy Reid looks like the walus in Alice in Wonderland?

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:46:00 PM  

First of many gutless Reid calls. Play to win Andy on fourth and 6 inches.

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:47:00 PM  

Way to be aggressive, Andy.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:47:00 PM  

Joe Buck is not bashing anyone yet. Good for him.

McArthurPark said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:48:00 PM  

C'mon Gibbon. There will be plenty of opportunities to criticize Reid's play calling later in the game. Going for it on 4th down on your own 33 is not a smart call.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:48:00 PM  

over under on Tavaris "Judas" Jackson getting sacked?

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:49:00 PM  

@Lord nero. Goo goo gachoo.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:49:00 PM  

Troy great as always.

AP said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:50:00 PM  

And remember, the yellow line is unofficial.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:50:00 PM  

The Mike Holmgren 3rd down draw works in Minnesota's system!

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:51:00 PM  

@49er - that belt is Reid's utility belt. It is where he keeps everything he needs to get through the game: a box of twinkies, a selection of proven to be ineffective short yardage plays, and the phone number for his kids' parole officer.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:51:00 PM  

Oh boy, Nathan Brice is back......

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:51:00 PM  

More goodness from Troy.

WildNorseman said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:51:00 PM  

@mal

I think it's the perfect opportunity to make a statement. Lots of time left in the game and it tells the team they are there to win. Considering the % of success is overwhelmingly in the Iggles favor in that situation why not be aggressive?

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:52:00 PM  

Oooooooo, nasty stuff, Mal.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:52:00 PM  

why is andy reid wearing a heavy black coat like its 20 degrees.

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:52:00 PM  

On behalf of all of us, nathan, will you please SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:53:00 PM  

Go for it.

CraigFerguson said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:53:00 PM  

@ James Craven: I apologize. Uncalled for cheap shots. Those need to be saved for when they are warranted.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:53:00 PM  

How many times will Joe Buck say "It depends on the spot." during this game? Hey Joe, IT'S FOOTBALL! IT ALWAYS DEPENDS ON THE SPOT! Talk about awful announcing.

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:53:00 PM  

BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

WildChildress said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:53:00 PM  

This is why Wordpress > Blogger, I'd ban Nathan's butt forever.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:53:00 PM  

who wears the radio for the eagles D? it wasn't on the Screen.

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:54:00 PM  

No bashing, Joe. You do waaaay too much of that.

WildAikman said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:54:00 PM  

and I'm gonna make the same complaint here about Childress...and completely disagree with Aikman.

Don't let the game come to you. Take the game to the other team. That's what champions do. These guys just want to play out the string and hope for the best...

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:54:00 PM  

When phili is on defense walter brimley comes out as a stand in for Reid.

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:54:00 PM  

Usually, it's the MLB #55, anon 4:54 PM...

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:55:00 PM  

@anon 4:52 - he thinks he's in The Matrix.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:55:00 PM  

Troy rarely if ever bashes.

WildDavidBowie said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:55:00 PM  

McNabb is starring as the greased up deaf guy

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:57:00 PM  

Tony Corrente is the second best ref in the NFL behind Hochuli.

Jan 4, 2009, 4:57:00 PM  

Who is Nathan Brice?

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:57:00 PM  

McNabb runs around trying to make plays and the receiver drops the ball and a lineman gets called for a penalty. Shamful.

49er16 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:57:00 PM  

Make it a 44 yarder and it's 3-0 Iggles.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:57:00 PM  

David "Green" Akers. Da dum da da da........ IT'S GOOD!!!!!!

WildHoots said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:58:00 PM  

Nathan Brice is an imfamous troller who was here on New Years Day.

He is also the perennial pain in the ass.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

@ Mal, he's a troll who comes up with names like WildHoots and CraigFerguson.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

I love Chris Berman.

ChrisBerman said...
Jan 4, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

I am 6'3.

CentralPark said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:00:00 PM  

Ok. Seen him here before. Didn't know he had a real name.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:00:00 PM  

Stay Classy, Nathan Brice you scumbag.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:01:00 PM  

Damn it i was meaning to make a tally sheet of all the bud light and hemi commercials.

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:01:00 PM  

@Mal he pisses us all off.

49er16 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:01:00 PM  

Andy "Tara" Reid will be back next year. Count on it.

VanWilder said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:01:00 PM  

Louisville leads 25-20. They have underachieved this year.

WildCrum said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:02:00 PM  

Remind me to not tick you guys off.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:02:00 PM  

Sargent Peterson for a small gain.

FerrisBueller said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:03:00 PM  

And then you can't spell Gus Ferrotte without "GEAH!"

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:03:00 PM  

SARGENT PETERSON, CHICAGO POLICE!!!

Sargent Tibbs said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:03:00 PM  

Sargent Tibbs!!! Sargent Tibbs!!! I say SARGENT!!!!!!

The Colonel said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:04:00 PM  

The slowed-down, someone-might-be-dying-so-we-should-be-respectful version of the "going to commercials" music on Fox needs a name.

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:04:00 PM  

The use of excessive violence on Nathan Brice had been approved.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:05:00 PM  

Jim and Phil were great, as they most of the time are, until Jim starts to opine too much.

WildCougar said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:05:00 PM  

He was wide open!!

Jan 4, 2009, 5:06:00 PM  

Shut up, Nathan!

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:07:00 PM  

You better wake him up before he go-gos on that one.

GeorgeMichael said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:07:00 PM  

I'm on fire!!!!!!

RickyBobby said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:08:00 PM  

That was a Sydney issue.

Jan 4, 2009, 5:08:00 PM  

Texas and Florida should be your winners.

WildDiaz said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:09:00 PM  

FUCK NATHAN BRICE!! KILL YOURSELF!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:09:00 PM  

Where is Richard Childress?

NASCAR said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:10:00 PM  

Well I think we're in for a boring game.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:10:00 PM  

Thank you, Anon 5:09 PM for that insightful comment about Nathan Brice.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:10:00 PM  

His four teams should be very good this year.

36Racesisgreat said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:11:00 PM  

It is less than two months until NASCAR is back. It will be great, as always.

Daytona500 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:12:00 PM  

I WANT TO MURDER NATHAN!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:12:00 PM  

Playoffs?

Best. Sound bite. Ever!

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:12:00 PM  

3-0 Scott Eggleston. He was the crew chief when Michael Waltrip won the Daytona 500 in 2001.

NAPA said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:13:00 PM  

He put the biscuit in the (gunshot)....


Okay I won't say it.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:13:00 PM  

@JamesCraven - I agree. It is almost sacrilegious to use it in a common commercial like that.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:13:00 PM  

SHUT THE FUCK UP NATHAN!!!

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:13:00 PM  

Derrike Cope is trying to come back. We shall see if he can still do it.

1990 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:14:00 PM  

He put the biscuit in the bunny!!! How about that one????

Kendra said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:14:00 PM  

Um, S2N, you got a gun? i just want to shoot Nathan brice right now, as does everyone else.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:15:00 PM  

You have to give me that one.

KeithOlbermann said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:15:00 PM  

Get it? Because Baskett is engaged to Kendra from The Girls Next Door.

HughHefner said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:16:00 PM  

Our first F-up by a coach. Childress just had to call a timeout with :06 left in the quarter.

49er16 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:16:00 PM  

I DIP BISCUITS IN MY GRAVY FILLED VAGINA!!!

classless woman said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:17:00 PM  

This is like crack to me.

CharlesBarkley said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:17:00 PM  

How about "The Reciever Next Door" I used from the Giants-Eagles SNF game 11/2, SSR?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:18:00 PM  

You have to follow the names that I am giving myself.

Frank Caliendo said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:18:00 PM  

Stay Classless, Classless woman!

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:18:00 PM  

Eagles once again cannot convert a short yardage play.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:19:00 PM  

I hope this isn't a field goal game. That would just suck.

49er16 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:19:00 PM  

Get the point??

Jafar said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:19:00 PM  

outside of Martina the Ballerina Gramatica, David Akers has to be my least favorite placekicker

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:19:00 PM  

Yeah, Nathan. We know your real name, pal!

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:20:00 PM  

And Andy scores first for a questionable play call on 3rd and 1.

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:20:00 PM  

There will be four judges this year.

PaulaAbdul said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:20:00 PM  

American Idol: Where repetition gets us ratings.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:21:00 PM  

@ Chris - you're forgetting about Sebastian Janikowski.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:21:00 PM  

The four judge's dad was a Congressman from New York.

KirstenDunst said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:21:00 PM  

Go away and play in traffic on I-95, Nathan...

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:21:00 PM  

Reminds me of Sebastian from The Little Mermaid. He's gonna kill himself a crab!!!

Ariel said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:22:00 PM  

Oh, yeah. Forgot about C-Bass...

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:23:00 PM  

It is I-459 here in Alabama.

GuyHunt said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:23:00 PM  

You wear so many masks Nathan. The hardest must be your own.

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:23:00 PM  

Will you be having the chicken or the C-Bass?

TheGenie said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:23:00 PM  

Go play there then, Brice!

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:23:00 PM  

STAY CLASSY MOTHERFUCKERS!

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:23:00 PM  

*Gives a standing ovation to Lord Nero* BRAVO! BRAVO!

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:24:00 PM  

Nice screen by Tavaris eluding the pressure

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:25:00 PM  

The fighting Kelly Ripas are beating the fighting Craig Fergusons.

Monologue said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:25:00 PM  

No, YOU stay classy, anon 5:23 PM

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:25:00 PM  

Ed Reed would have caught the shit out of that

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:26:00 PM  

You really have to be good to get that one.

ChrisKattan said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:27:00 PM  

Troy: "Nobody has caught more big balls this year than Berrian".

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:27:00 PM  

Got any more Ed Reed facts, people?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:27:00 PM  

wow. That looked similar to a play during the first half of the UK-ECU game, and there was no penalty there...

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:27:00 PM  

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Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:28:00 PM  

I think i just found nathan's facebook on Google. God what an ugly MFer.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:28:00 PM  

uh-oh. Samuel's hurt

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:29:00 PM  

There goes "Cracker Jack Hips" Samual

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:29:00 PM  

Come on Anon 5:28 PM, what do you really think?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:29:00 PM  

Ed Reed created Nathan Brice because he enjoys watching human beings suffer.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:30:00 PM  

@anon; if you want dudes to suck your dick that makes you gay as well.

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:30:00 PM  

Purple Jesus. hallelujah. he is risen.

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:31:00 PM  

I was hoping that the ref would knock purple jesus off his feet

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:32:00 PM  

"Adrian Peterson, just went deep." - Joe Buck


Ewwwwwwww.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:32:00 PM  

AP is like a 21st Century version of Barry Sanders. He'll gain only 2, 3, 2, -1, then break one for 60 and a score...

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:32:00 PM  

to Lord Nero, I was wondering the same thing myself. Like the ref who gave the forearm shiver to Stephen Garcia of S.Carolina when they played LSU

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:33:00 PM  

Ed Reed would've stopped that AP touchdown. Probably would've tackled him for a loss, too.

Anonymous 2 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:34:00 PM  

exactly Chris

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:34:00 PM  

The umpire had the most contact with AP near the line of scrimmage on that run.

jg said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:34:00 PM  
JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:34:00 PM  

an Eric "Sleeping with" Bieniemy sighting???

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:35:00 PM  

Wait. Eric "Sleeping With" Bienemy is the Vikes RB coach? Sorry for the bad Bermanism.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:35:00 PM  

Who let the dummies talk?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:36:00 PM  

Tv needs more cop and reality shows.

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:37:00 PM  

That's my bad. Shoulda never brought it up, but I couldn't resist...WTF is up with BK decapitating Cletus and sticking his head on a snowman...creepy.

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:38:00 PM  

Can't someone knock out Nathan with a vodka bottle, like the Philly fan.

49er16 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:38:00 PM  

Anywhere else that would've been a flag

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:39:00 PM  

The Vikings secondary needs more Smoot.

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:39:00 PM  

So Chris, how are the preps in Tampa for SB XLIII? And will Keith Olbermann get the hero's welcome down there?

What's the G?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:40:00 PM  

Vikings need more sexy boat parties

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:40:00 PM  

James, it's a Gatorade ad campaign.

Signal to Noise said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:41:00 PM  

Is that Lil Wayne doing the voice-over on that b/w commercial?

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:41:00 PM  

That G campaign makes me want to switch to Powerade...

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:42:00 PM  

All I've really seen is some articles in the local rags about what parties are going to take place. There's one party in the Channelside district the night before that will include Pam Anderson. Another big play by Jackson. Anyway, as for Olberfurher, I'm not sure he'll get a hero's welcome...

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:43:00 PM  

Peyton Manning trying to pull off a menacing face not believable

jg said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:43:00 PM  

Not a good Manningface, hunh jg?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:45:00 PM  

Not to go off-topic, but has anyone checked out the CBB game involving UCLA and Oregon? What's up with those Oregon unis?

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:45:00 PM  

Does anyone wish that the Super Bowl be a week of games around a party rather than a week of parties around a game?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:47:00 PM  

blame nike chris...blame nike and their colorblind designers

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:47:00 PM  

WLIRUWP:GWRP((((((((TRRRUWRWR BURPW#ORW#)((######WHwrt4yttlwtlhttktewrtrhweire5u

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:48:00 PM  

Blame Phil Knight, he's made Oregon his personal bitch...

GOOD NIGHT!

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:49:00 PM  

so much for Samuel and his bad hip. He just got a pick 6

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:49:00 PM  

WOO HOO!!! I knew Judas Jackson would show up

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:49:00 PM  

I guess Asante Samuel has his Ed Reed underwear on for the game.

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:49:00 PM  

How much bad news can the Vikes get on one play? Interception. Eagles TD. Tavaris hurt on the play. Frerotte warming up on the sideline. The only thing missing was Mike Tice scalping tickets in the parking lot.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

Ed Reed would've scored on that play and tackled Jackson at the same time.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

Spiderman wears Ed Reed underwear.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

If Jackson is hurt, this could be a bad thing for the Eagles. Gus could really hurt the Eagles.

49er16 said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

What the hell was tarvaris trying to do there other than get KTFO? He jumped INTO the block.

goodness.

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

Did Samuel look as if he was using the ball as a Whizzinator after the TD, and that was why the flag was thrown?

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:52:00 PM  

Wasn't there a Viking who got suspened for using th Whizenator?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:53:00 PM  

Good lord there have been a ton of injuries already. I'd hate to see what would happen if they played this game outside.

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:53:00 PM  

@ Chris - very funny.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:53:00 PM  

Can we get a damn translator for Troy. Some one to spit would what he's trying to say in less than three minutes.

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:53:00 PM  

Onterrio Smith, JamesCraven

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:54:00 PM  

Thanks, Chris in Tampa. And my apologies for our Phillies beating up your Rays in te World Series.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:55:00 PM  

@Nero - and it's all in one - three minute long - sentence. That guy abuses conjunctions the way Ed Reed abuses quarterbacks.

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:56:00 PM  

Guess Aikman has never been to Conjunction junction. What's his function?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:57:00 PM  

I have a penis because I am a man.

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:57:00 PM  

The boogy man checks his closet for ed reed

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:57:00 PM  

@James Craven - nice School House Rock reference.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:58:00 PM  

I think im just going to start calling aikman, "mumbles".

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:59:00 PM  

And, But and Or.

They get Troy pretty far.....

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:59:00 PM  

What's the over/under on the number of people Bauer will kill in the first episode of 24?

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 5:59:00 PM  

http://pricelesscommentary.blogspot.com/2009/01/vikings-vs-eagles-live-game-blog.html

PC said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:00:00 PM  

Asante Samuel's hip looks alright as he returns a TJack pick 43 yards for a td. Adding insult to injury Chris Clemons does a pile-driver / block on TJack that would impress the Undertaker or any fake wrestler.

EAGLES 16 Vikes 7.

Text message from my only friend from Minnesota aka Partyboy. "He (TJack) is poop."
To which I replied "Go Wildcat with AP as qb." Partyboy, "I've been saying that all year."

Bernard Berrian catches a ball that's not thrown 40 yards down the field (27 slant, breaks tackle and gets some yac) - who would have thought that was possible.

PC said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:01:00 PM  

For that possible reason for the unsportsmanlike conduct penalty earlier...

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc233/ct2874/003.jpg

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:02:00 PM  

"I'm about as much of a doctor as Dr. Phil." - Chris Myers

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:04:00 PM  

"I'm about much of a doctor as Dr. Phil." - Chris Meyers

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:04:00 PM  

Chris Myers: "I'm as much a doctor as Dr. Phil".

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:05:00 PM  
JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:05:00 PM  

I dream of the day when there are no Dr Phil references.

Lord Nero said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:05:00 PM  

For the record Chris Myers is way more qualified as a doctor than Dr. Phil.

http://pricelesscommentary.blogspot.com/2009/01/vikings-vs-eagles-live-game-blog.html

PC said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:06:00 PM  

What the hell was that?


Fire Andy Reid.

SSReporters said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:06:00 PM  

lol JamesCraven. You're welcome

Chris in Tampa said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:07:00 PM  

Andy Reid brain fart !

jg said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:07:00 PM  

For those who have Andy Reid in the questionable-game-management pool: ch-ching!

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:07:00 PM  

Find a big guy on the roster that can run the ball one freakin' yard, Andy. Pitiful. Short yardage has been their biggest problem all year and they haven't pretended to address it.

Mal said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:07:00 PM  

And Dr. Phil isn't even licensed to be a doctor in California.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:07:00 PM  

What the hell is Childress doing? Shoulda been 3 straight runs.

That's goddawful.

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 4, 2009, 6:08:00 PM  

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