You Create the Caption #38 (Now With Links!)

Monday, July 02, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winner.....

"Q: What are you gonna do today, Joakim? A: Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!"- Ed.

Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of Kobe Bryant giving a speech to kids at a Basketball Camp?

Daily Links:

The Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest is upon us. (We Suck At Sports)
Draft stills and comedy! (The Sports Hernia)
Anyone want to crank call some Sac Bee writers? (Cake Rocks the Party)
Light Saber Baseball? (Red Sox Monster)
What's Next for Gilbert? (Rumors and Rants)
Midseason Future Lines that are good values (Vegas Watch)

And finally, reader NV sent in this brief rant on Tim McCarver that I wanted to share....

Tim McCarver must have some sort of osmotic power that removes the brains of his broadcasting partners, because Kenny Albert is usually pretty good, but the two of them kept going on about baseball's "quadruple double" that apparently consists of reaching double figures in three statistical categories (doubles, triples, and home runs). The exchange occurred during the bottom of the 5th inning in Saturday's Mets-Phillies game. Now I don't know about you, but in my world a quadruple double would mean reaching double digits in four statistical categories. Am I a bad person for asking Kenny Albert to just kill McCarver?
(Photo: Photo: Kelly Kline/

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:53 AM


Remember men, just because your teammates ask for the ball doesn't mean you have to give it to them.

chiguy23 said...
Jul 2, 2007, 11:50:00 AM  

"Now kids, what's THIS side of the chair for?"

MDT said...
Jul 2, 2007, 12:03:00 PM  

"See? This is why Jerry Buss is just a crazy white dude and I should get whatever I want!"

Look what I can DO said...
Jul 2, 2007, 12:10:00 PM  

When I'm having sex with a crazy woman I like to put my hands on her thusly!

JB said...
Jul 2, 2007, 12:26:00 PM  

Act calm and kindly ask her to drop the rape charges. If she declines, punch that hooker in the fucking mouth. Then go buy your wife a big ring because it's probably going to be on the news.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jul 2, 2007, 12:37:00 PM  

So kids, that's why you wear a mask AND give her chloroform before you rape a chick in Colorado.

Anonymous said...
Jul 2, 2007, 12:43:00 PM  

...and sitting at the end of the bench like this is the best place to be found in Game 7 of the playoffs but only after you refuse to shoot the ball to prove a point that all your teammates are garbage...f%*!ing Andrew Bynum

the great bambi said...
Jul 2, 2007, 12:53:00 PM  

I'm taking half the tape proceeds, y'all can split what's left.

Ed. said...
Jul 2, 2007, 1:11:00 PM  

The last thing I want written on my tombstone is "He Was A Great Teammate". That would just suck.

Jay said...
Jul 2, 2007, 1:13:00 PM  

Let's talk a little about Hotel Guest Etiquette.

Jay said...
Jul 2, 2007, 1:14:00 PM  

Remember kids, when you do something stupid, always buy your wife a ring.

Mookie said...
Jul 2, 2007, 1:22:00 PM  

Ok, kids, so remember, when you're in front of a camera, any camera, always be licking your lips. Its a sign of professionality.

hollywood wags said...
Jul 2, 2007, 1:35:00 PM  

Before I say anything let me make this clear. It's Mamba, Black fucking Mamba.

Jul 2, 2007, 1:55:00 PM  

"...and so I took a trip to Colorado, and yada yada yada, my street cred's through the roof."

Awful Chief said...
Jul 2, 2007, 3:04:00 PM  

"Ok guys...There's the camera man...Take him outside and see how you do...Remember heavy doses of expletives...The winner gets a Kobe Bulls jersey..."

Jul 2, 2007, 3:16:00 PM  

All comps? Damn, did ANY of you motherfuckers buy my shoes?

Anonymous said...
Jul 2, 2007, 3:27:00 PM  

Kids, the key to basketball is to do whatever you want, say whatever you want, and ask for whatever you want. And when you've received everything you've asked for, hammer a maitre'd, run your right hand man out of town, alienate yourself from the organization, and demand a trade.

Tom Emanski ain't got nothing on Kobe's Fundamentals of the Game.

GMoney said...
Jul 2, 2007, 3:36:00 PM  

"This is the size of the rock you have to buy your wife after having sex with another women.. and that's why you should take extra precautions not to get caught kids.

Avoid the Clap... Kobe Bryant"

Jibblescribbits said...
Jul 2, 2007, 4:15:00 PM  

"Ok guys. What I am about to tell you is the most important thing you should ever remember in your whole entire life. .... white bitches are snitches."


Covert Jerk said...
Jul 2, 2007, 4:36:00 PM  

"Fuck Andrew Bynum"

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jul 2, 2007, 7:12:00 PM  

One day, if you're lucky, one of you will be a Laker. And then I hope we ship you out for Jason Kidd.

Kevin Hayward said...
Jul 2, 2007, 8:59:00 PM  

Never forget,"Kids go ape for the great taste of rape!"

Don said...
Jul 3, 2007, 1:12:00 AM  

Don't forget kids, black dicks in white chicks asses causes the anus to bleed.

Dummy said...
Jul 3, 2007, 2:41:00 AM  

'No' does mean she wants it, just not when your in Colorado.

Jamie said...
Jul 3, 2007, 10:40:00 AM  

"Then I said, 'Is Kobe Bryant going to have to choke a bitch?'"

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jul 3, 2007, 10:46:00 AM  

'Don't make me do you Kobe style'

Anonymous said...
Apr 8, 2008, 5:05:00 PM  

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