AA The Weekend Introduces: The Pam Ward Chronicles
Saturday, September 01, 2007
So football is officially here with LSU's trashing of Mississippi State last night. Tomorrow will be full of not very exciting games and I want your help. We're going to start the Pam Ward Chronicles tomorrow and I need you to add a comment when you hear any announcer say something dumb, crazy, off-the-wall, or just plain wrong.
The best will be collected and I'll put them up throughout the day, and I'll rank them on Sunday or Monday (depending how hungover I am). OMDQ will be providing his usual weekend goodness, so I'll meet you here tomorrow at noon.
Thanks to everyone who submitted a name for the new feature, and special thanks to Signal To Noise for the PW idea.
7 Comments:
Come on, Miss Ward isn't the greatest, but it's not like you or anyone thrown off the street could do any better. Cut her some slack...
Just kidding. She's fucking awful and shouldn't be anywhere near our TV's.
After watching one day of the Big Ten Network..I'm certain that Gerry DiNardo will provide us with many great comments this year...
Let's start with this one...
"Ohio State has to replace a High School trophy winning quarterback in Troy Smith"
Everything that comes out of Shrutebag's mouth qualifies for dumb.
Pam Ward is Al Michaels compared to Beth Mowens who called the Navy-Temple game tonight on ESPNU.
Ms. Mowens is known in the parlance as a "puker", which means she totally fakes her voice and overdrives it. It's worse than nails on a chalkboard and totally unnecessary.
With death not being an option, I would rather endure Pam Ward any day of the week.
Lee Corso is on the board.
Corso: "You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."
I expect to be dropping plenty of comments on Ward today and the drunken lout Musburger this evening.
You're looking for something "dumb, crazy, off-the-wall, or just plain wrong"?
How about:
"Let's hire Pam Ward to do our broadcasts."
I win.