You Create The Caption #52
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Tuesday's Winners.....
"For the first time in his career, Beltre is only shitting on a player, instead of a team."- JK
"Continuing baseball's long, proud history of hazing, rookie Travis Metcalf finds himself on the business end of a particularly nasty Dutch Three-Bagger."- Oops Pow Surprise
"No, Adrian, it's step, shuffle, ball change, then kick! Take it from the top, and don't forget jazz hands this time!"- Shea Guevara
"I fart in your general direction! Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"- Anon (Monty Python...Winner!)
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Are you funny enough to create a headline of NASCAR Driver Kevin Harvick's Wife feeling on a headless JP Losman? (Photo from SI.com)
Daily Links:
What You Need To Know If You Have A Girl In Your Fantasy League (Epic Carnival)
Which Other NFLers Should Wrestle (Pacman Jonesin)
So You Want to Buy Rod Becks House Huh? (Red Sox Monster)
American Gladiators The Video Game Revisited (My Brain Says Rage)
It Ain't Easy Being The Player To Be Named (The Feed)
Wait...The Trade Deadline Was Yesterday? (Nyjer Please)
Golfing With Strippers Is About The Best Idea I've Ever Heard (Signal To Noise)
Henry Shaves Tiger Woods? (The Beautiful Game)
A Woman Reporter Has Been Accused Of Groping Athletes. Who Could It Be? (Blog of Hilarity)
Also, Longtime anchor Robin Roberts has been diagnosed with Breast Cancer. She caught it early so there's a great chance of her beating the "C". Kick it's a** Robin....our thoughts are with you.
ABC's Robin Roberts: 'I Have Breast Cancer' (ABC)
15 Comments:
That maybe the woman who is accused of groping athletes.
Mannequin or not, it's still more productive than the real thing.
She just needs to give him a little head.
Oh well, gee, the doctor said that these new JP Losman breast implants wouldn't sag, but oh gosh, but look at them!
Concerned about their far below-average offensive line, the Bills are trying to keep Losman healthy this year through animal gene splicing. One Bills coach told reporters, "the best part of the turtle DNA is that when J.P. withdraws his head, his passes are just as inaccurate."
"Coach, this Losman dummy is never going to work out. I know you said you coated him in a generous layer of maple syrup so the ball will stick to it after the snap, but it can't throw, can't hand it off, hell, it can't even move!"
"You know what else it can't do? It can't run out of the back of the god damn end zone."
"Good point, Coach."
"Oh no !! I accidently dropped Doug Flutie in there"
Wife: You're right honey. This dummy of Losman is just like Drew Bledsoe in the pocket.
"OhMyGod, where'd he go? Is he, like, related to that guy with the Pumpkin head from that Johnny Depp movie?
"He's sooo cute. Not the pumpkin guy, I mean Depp! Ew, gross!"
Wife Thinking: footballs players are just like blonds. nice looking on the outside, empty on the inside.
to quote plucky duck, "WATER GO DOWN THE HOLE!"
Jon Gruden liked the way she looked and asked her to come to camp and compete for the quarterback job.
"I'm never leaving Kevin for you until you get your head out of your ass!"
"If Kevin wins a few more races I'll be able to afford a chest like this!"
Wife:JP Losman? Oh.........I thought it was Jim Kelly.