You Create The Caption #55
Monday, August 06, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners.....
"Smithers - "Sir, there are some soccer players playing in your yard."
Burns - "Release the hounds.""- G-Money
"One second after this photo was taken, #7 dropped to the ground as if he had been shot in the chest with a 30.06. It was enough to draw a yellow card for Spot."- The Legend of Vincent Tremblay
"Dammit Sparky, I meant attack #7 in AMERICAN football, not futbol!"- Felix Vanlandingham
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Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of Tom Brady and Randy Moss yucking it up at training camp?
Daily Links:
Rating The Newest Crop Of Vick T-Shirts (CNBC: Sports Biz)
Michael Jordans Everywhere Need To Take Notice (Digital Headbutt)
An Interesting Look at Tommy John Surgery (I'm Writing Sports)
The Sklar Brothers Give You "Who's Then" (Simon On Sports)
Lil' Romeo Already Getting Clowned at USC (Lion In Oil)
A Michigan Preview That I'm Not Too Happy With (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
10 Steps To Coping With Barry (Sons of Sam Malone)
Watch Out For That Moose! (Red Sox Monster)
LA Finally Notices Baron Davis (Signal to Noise)
Own Bradon Roy's Ride (Epic Carnival)
The Perfect Mascot (Blog of Hilarity)
14 Comments:
How's a white boy like you not know to wear a condom. We talkin' bout a con-dom...I ain't got no baby mommas.
No, see what you tell Bridget is that there wasn't Another Woman. Coz in fact there are three other women. So you ain't even lying!!! It's genius.
What really caused the laugh wasn't on the picture. The coach to the right wasn't wearing any pants.
Yeah man, Art Shell ate three dozen crullers once, dood, and washed them down with a jar of Clamato, I almost puked right there, and I was hungry!
I'm tellin you, dood was seriously wack! You ever see Parcells do that?
"I sayd Krispy Kreme, motherfucka. Get that Dunkin' bullshit outta here."
"Tom, how'd you get that woman to stay so damn quiet regarding the baby drama, man?"
"Straight cash, homey."
"Bridget, huh? Not bad, but I knocked up every fat white chick in Mankato, MN."
Moss: You scene Charlie Weis's FUPA recently?
Brady: He's carrying my son.
(Looking at pic Belichek is hold)
Moss" Ahhhh, he got her to put that there!!"
Brady *giggling* and you thought a baby was all they were gonna find in Bridgette
Moss: Man, I didn't know Belichick could get down like that!
Brady: Fo' shizzle.
Hold up Tom... let me get this straight. Moynahan and Bündchen? With that goofy-ass haircut?
I'm tellin you, I saw Peter King behind the counter at the mutherfuckin starbucks with his mutherfuckin head in some dude's lap for an extra shot in his latte.
I shit you know homey, straight cash money if I'm lyin.
Confusion made way for laughter after Moss came to understood what Brady meant by "The offense should be impregnable this year."
Mr.Belichick, you are SOOO Funny!!