Monday Night Football Live-Blog: Baltimore vs. Cincinnati 2nd Quarter
Monday, September 10, 2007
8:05- Now they're saying Ed Reed is hurt too. This game is very Boys-G Men like. Dropping like flies. And now Ogden is hurt!!! The Ravens might not make it out of this game with a full squad.
Nice catch by Demitrius Williams. He's about the person who's looking good for the Birds. Musa Smith gets a nice run and the Ravens make a game of this thing.
9-7 Bengals
"I take away only one thing from tonight's broadcast: Heroes can't come back soon enough!"- BF
"Call me too sensitive, but the ESPN Mobile funeral commercial is OFFENSIVE. If I see a dildo like this guy texting during a friend's funeral, I'm kicking his ass on the spot. It's not funny, and I have an extremely morbid sense of humor.
And thank God Tony Romo finally got an ESPN commercial. And shame on ESPN for making him wait to start ten football games to give it to him."- Anon
Yeah I'm with you on that one Anon....I'm liking the Bud Light commercial at the Opera though. Good stuff.
8:14- Chad Johnson with another run and catch...
"I said before this game that this was a critical game for the Bengals."- Tony Kornheiser, No Really? You were definitely the only one who thought that a division game was important Tony. The ONLY one!
BJ Sams nails Perry on the punt return, and no one is holding anything back on these hits.
Those Coors Light commercials are just not funny at all, but the Sunday Night Pottery Commercial.......uhh, isn't either. I'll be posting that one tomorrow.
8:22- Every Raven is official hurt and receiving treatment according to Suzy Kolber. Musa Smith with a screen and gets most of the yardage back after a holding penalty.
....More Giggling in the booth. God they do not stop.
Jaws freaks out as Dexter Jackson just hammers Todd Heap on the sideline. Don't apologize for yelling Jaws, I kinda like that.
ANOTHER HUGE HIT......but it's a penalty on the Ravens' Wilcox. This is a bloodbath.
"The big hit by Dan Wilcox from Appalachian State."- Mike Tirico
"Where have we heard that before Ann Arbor?"- Tony Kornheiser
Hahahahahaha. BURN! Now that's funny.
8:34- 2 minute warning.....PTI at halftime......don't you dare change the channel!!!
Rolle with a huge hit on TJ and these D players are getting pissed. Samari with a nice open field tackle on Rudi Johnson to follow it up too.
Graham hits a FG and surprisingly doesn't look too hurt. Mike Tirico reminds you to send your videos in, so ESPN can just go ahead and use their employees. Good times.
12-7 Cincy.
8:37- Great return by Sams across the 50, and McNair hits Mason on a pass at the 18. The Crows are hanging in there.
6 seconds left and the Ravens will get a Field Goal try out of this.
12-10 Bengals at the half.
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"I wasn't aware Dakota Fanning was a Bengals fan."- Suss
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26 Comments:
That commercial was pretty sick.
Seriously.
King Koopa telling us about the American Dream. Good times.
The bungles will rue not converting those three turnovers to TDs.
Classic Bungles football.
Frank Booth selling something, maybe Heineken.
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
It seems odd for you to refer to the Baltimore FOOTBALL team as "The birds."
I forgot to mention this one, and this one goes for all the football networks:
Why are quarterbacks like McNair, McNabb and Leftwich considered "warriors" because they're always injured or playing injured?
But Mark Brunell and Chad Pennington are "fragile" and "injury prone."
I'm pretty sure I'll be watching the NHL on Versus on Monday Nights instead of MNF once October comes along.
Yes I'm dead serious
Did Tom Brookshier ever call Jaworski by his first name when he was calling games?
Frickin bush league stuff. Jaws elevating himself on palmer's shoulders.
That ESPN mobile commercial was funny. I dont care who you are.
Chris Mortensen is reporting the Eli Manning injury? Is there any more obvious sign that he will start this Sunday?
Woah, Jaws with a "money grubbing Jew" slam...
"It's all about money with you..."
LOL
Jeesh.
RJ: huhuhuhuhuhhuhhuhuhuhhuhuh
TK: huhhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhhuhhuhh
Next thing you know, they'll be watching heavy metal music videos and asking Mr. Anderson for odd jobs.
I love TK, but I just can't bring myself to even watch the game. (of course, the announcing has to be better than the second game, right?)
sadly, only 45 minutes until RAW.
I wasn't aware Dakota Fanning was a Bengals fan.
ugh, please, no more videos.
The rest of western Kentucky and I apologizes for our Eastern counterparts.
At least this was a real fan this time--not an ESPN employee dressed up like a Bengals fan.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, go to the Deadspin.com archives.
did we need PTI to hype up Chad so soon after he did it?
Couldn't there have been a segment on the paralyzed Bills player?
could the Bengals front office not have gotten Marvin Lewis a Segway? I mean, honestly, he looks pitiful, and I bet Segwqy would donate one for the free publicity.
19-10 Cincy, the Ravens are dead.
The paralyzed guy doesn't put butts in front of the TV set, so he doesn't matter.
Too bad for all of us who wanted to watch a football game.
Hey, you guys... keep it down, will you? I'm trying to watch "The Closer" on TNT!
I think Coseel reveled in people hating him, he knew he was an ass.
Kornhole has no idea that he is annoying. He must be surrounded by a cadre of ass kissers.
Goddamn, he's a douche.
Call me too sensitive, but the ESPN Mobile funeral commercial is OFFENSIVE. If I see a dildo like this guy texting during a friend's funeral, I'm kicking his ass on the spot. It's not funny, and I have an extremely morbid sense of humor.
And thank God Tony Romo finally got an ESPN commercial. And shame on ESPN for making him wait to start ten football games to give it to him.