You Create The Caption #76

Monday, September 10, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners.....

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, big fella, God's telling me the reporters only want to talk to winners. Back to your side of the field."- Anon

"A bet's a bet. We I get to rub your sternum."- Marty (That one just made me giggle.)

"Hey there Stephen A., it's nice to see you found a healthy way to deal with your aggression problems."- Jon

Great pull....he does look a lot like our friend SAS.

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the Browns' Brady Quinn working the sideline?

Daily Links:

Keith Olbermann Has Officially Lost All Credibility With Me (Inside Cable)
The Ombudsman On Vick (ESPN Ombudsman)
Scott Van Pelt Talks To A Blog Named After Him (Scott Van Pelt Style)
You're Cut Jeremy Bloom.....Waiiiiiit, We Didn't Mean It! (Philadelphia Weekly)
Handing Out Some College Football Hardware (College Game Balls)
The Orioles Have An Official Trumpter? I Had No Idea. (Red Sox Monster)
This Autograph Might Be A Bit Too Easy To Forge (Pop Jocks)
Analyzing Playoff Closers (Vegas Watch)
What Did We Learn In Week One? (Hawg Sports)
The Women's World Cup Is Starting! (The Beautiful Game)
College Football Meets Mike Tyson's Punchout (Cake Rocks The Party)
Stevie Nash Shows Up At An ASU Game (AZ Sports Hub)
Cowherd Takes Over For Simmons' Monday Night Surround Game (Simon On Sports)

Just a reminder that I'll be live-blogging both Monday Nighters tonight. Which one of you is man or woman enough to stay with me the whole night?!?!?! I'm putting the challenge out there right now.

Also, Neil Best is back from Vacation and is trying to break his previous record of posts in a day (25!). I told him that some of you would head over there and heckle him because he's making the rest of us look bad. Just kidding, check out some of the stuff he has today there are some nuggets within those millions of posts!

Watchdog (Neil Best: Newsday)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:53 PM


As the Browns' punt team gets flagged for two holds, an illegal formation, and an ineligible player downfield on the same play, Brady Quinn has his first Draft Day flashback.

Sep 10, 2007, 1:22:00 PM  

"How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyhow?"

TJ said...
Sep 10, 2007, 1:28:00 PM  

I wish ESPN was my head coach.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 1:52:00 PM  

(singing to himself) I just died in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said...

RE: a MNF doubleheader
I'll try to make it through one game tonight, it's going to be brutal.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 1:56:00 PM  

This pro football stuff seems so easy on Madden 08.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

"Damn, I even make orange and black look good. Quickly, where is someone to grab my crotch!"

cgb said...
Sep 10, 2007, 2:01:00 PM  

What's the matter with you? Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman?

- Don (Weiss) Corleone

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 2:07:00 PM  

"Near, far, whereEEEEEEEVER YOU AAAAARE...."

Frasier said...
Sep 10, 2007, 2:28:00 PM  

Is it bad form to remind the coaches that 60,000 irate fans are chanting my name?

Bruce Ciskie said...
Sep 10, 2007, 2:33:00 PM  

You can find everything for yourself to enjoy.

You can hang out with all the boys...


Brave Sir Robin said...
Sep 10, 2007, 2:35:00 PM  

I'm not 3rd string, I'm reprising the Dennis Quaid role from "Any Given Sunday". Yeah, that's it.

doneycat said...
Sep 10, 2007, 2:43:00 PM  

Brady Quinn's forehead brought to you by Cavemen, Tuesday nights on ABC.

MDT said...
Sep 10, 2007, 3:10:00 PM  

Thinking to himself...

"Kellen probably likes it rough but Romeo has more cushion for the pushin' like Coach Weis...hmmmmm, decisions, decisions."

GMoney said...
Sep 10, 2007, 3:16:00 PM  

Hi Steve in Cincy....what are you wearing? Oh, cut-off jeans and construction are making me hot.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 3:25:00 PM  

"Damn I wonder if it's too late to get the guys negotiating for JaMarcus Russell. This team is 6 miles of bad highway"

JK said...
Sep 10, 2007, 3:40:00 PM  

Why is Phil Collins on this thing? Can't the booth start putting out APBs for an offensive line?

Cornography said...
Sep 10, 2007, 3:49:00 PM  

(insert little brain bubble)... "I wonder what Jamarcus is doing now?"

Cornography said...
Sep 10, 2007, 3:50:00 PM  

"Chocolate... no, vanilla... No, cho--- no, definitely vanilla. Probably."

Chris said...
Sep 10, 2007, 4:08:00 PM  

"Yeah, uh huh, yeah, you want me to grab Jamal's package? I don't think he's gonna like it...yeah, uh huh, well, sure, ok, I would, I've been checking it out, but I don't want to hurt his feelings, we aren't that close...yet."

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 4:20:00 PM  

"What's that funny feeling in my pants?

Oh, that's right. I just shat myself because I'm going to DIE."

Sheep's Line said...
Sep 10, 2007, 4:35:00 PM  

Well do you want fries with that or not?

Mike said...
Sep 10, 2007, 4:43:00 PM  

Laura Quinn doesn't look any better in a Browns jersey than in the Ohio St/Notre Dame version.

John said...
Sep 10, 2007, 5:02:00 PM  

"Cleveland third string QB Brady Quinn watches from the sidelines while listening to the audio book "How to Play Quarterback in the NFL" written and narrated by his fellow Notre Dame alums Tony Rice and Ron Powlus.

Jay said...
Sep 10, 2007, 5:52:00 PM  

AA, why did you edit out the part where he uses his laser vision to kill Romeo Crennel?

Mookie said...
Sep 10, 2007, 6:17:00 PM  

Dude, how do my veins look?

Oilcanboyd said...
Sep 10, 2007, 6:39:00 PM  

Thats not a playbook on Brady's waist.

He wanted to cash in on the Emmy win for SNL's [blank] in a box, too.

Sheena Beaston said...
Sep 10, 2007, 6:47:00 PM  
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ElGrecoVerde said...
Sep 14, 2007, 8:52:00 AM  

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