You Create The Caption #75
Friday, September 07, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners.....
"Omar Vizquel, struggling with the onset of senility, sends his "granddaughter" Dan Giese off to "her first day of kindergarten."- The Lengend of Vince Tremblay
"Swiper no Swiping...Swiper no Swiping...Swiper no Swiping...bases while I'm pitching..."- Anon (Great Dora pull there)
"Yeah Barry you're right, Mitchell will NEVER think to look in here"- JK
"Hey Jermaine Dye, if you're going to start combing around in the infield, you need one of these!"- Michael
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Colts' Coach Tony Dungy talking with former Colt CB Jason David?
Daily Links:
I'm With ZG On This One. The Ankiel Double Standard Is Pretty Blatant. (Sportszilla)
Great Interview With Ex-MASN Announcer Ron Darling. Spoiler Alert- He's Not A Fan Of The Network (Sports Business Daily)
Wakeboarding Rules!!! (Ballsiest)
Larry And Jerry Not Fans Of Tennis Reporter Michael Barkan (Mac G's World)
What Would Bob Huggins Think? (College Game Balls)
Take Care Of Your Responsibilities Elijah! (Sons of Sam Malone)
Two Little People In A Cage.....So Wrong. (Blog Of Hilarity)
The Ladies... Fantasy Draft (Ladies...)
So It's Oregon Next For Those Wolverines. What Needs To Change? (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Thanks for stopping by....OMDQ will be around tomorrow and the Pam Ward Chronicles move on to Week #2 of College Football. Comment early and comment often.
18 Comments:
Thanks Jason, the checks in the mail.
You know what, you're right, gay teenage suicide is hilarious!!!
"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, big fella, God's telling me the reporters only want to talk to winners. Back to your side of the field."
"Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Payton --- the ON button is right here on the chest; sorry, we lost the manual --- otherwise you'd have known that. Should work fine now."
"Didn't realize that even though I'm black the Tony in my name means I'm Italian too did ya? You think you can turn your back on the family? Didn't I tell you you were dead to me? That I never wanted to be in the same room as you? Have you learned your lesson?
good effort out there, toast
"Don't you wish you had accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour, NOW?"
"That strip & fumble recovery on Reggie Wayne. Just as planned - yeah we tricked them good all right, check's in the mail."
You see, I am a really nice guy, and every month is black history month and everything, and I could actually play quarterback, but Chuck Noll would have fired me on the spot if I pulled something as putrid and awful as you did.
But at least now, you have the chance to improve, but I doubt you will.
Tony: And that's why we got rid of you.
Jason: Why?
Tony: Because you suck!
You suck, jackass!
A bet's a bet. We won...now I get to rub your sternum.
"The big, black, dark circles under David's eyes were not there before the game and make him look like an even bigger dickface."
OKAY...THIS IS GETTING REALLY OLD...MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE.
WHAT
Sorry...you signed the contract, now you have to go with them. Rules are rules; get back to your team's sideline.
Hey there Stephen A., it's nice to see you found a healthy way to deal with your aggression problems.
Darrell Reid: "Hey, he plays for the Saints?"
Dungy: "Thanks, Jason, I knew we could count on you"
Darrell Reid: "I swear he was wearing a Colts jersey out there, there's simply no other excuse for his cover skills"