Spiels is great. Dumb, yes, but hilarious.

That disturbed me. Her arms are freakishly skinny.

Erin, please eat a sandwich. I'm concerned.

ewww she does look gross :(

ewww she does look gross :(

Marshall has a second string RB named Chub Small. I'm waiting for Pam Ward to talk about penetration on one of his rushes.

Did Jesse Palmer just have to extend his ABC-Bachelor contract or did he have to rework a new deal?

Jesse was recently hired to become the Craig James 2.0.

Andre Ware is just awful

Erin I have a great cheese burger sitting right next to me calling your name

-Brett

Guys Erin only eats at Tapas places in Atlanta

Hahaha touche' Rob.

Dave Pasch: "Andre, we talked about the hardware, which is the physical, and the software, which is the mental aspect of the game."

I get it, but it was stupid.

During halftime of the UM/OU game, John Saunders was talking about Virginia Tech "...having a lot of distractions, then having to go into LSU for a game, that's just deadly."

Saw EA just before the second half again, and I can't believe I'm saying this...but she looks kinda fug.

Please bring the real EA back. What have you done with her, ESPN?

Pammy just chimed in on the preview of the Boston College - NC State game by saying that "Oh, he should get an ovation," in response to being asked whether NCSU head coach (and ex-BC HC) Tom O' Brien should get an ovation or be booed.

Stop drinking the Rumplemints in the booth, Pammy. They f'ing HATE TOB at Boston College. They hated him before he left for Raleigh and it certainly isn't like they're going to cheer him for leaving now. Of course, you would have to follow college football to actually know that.

Talking about the impending DVD release of We Are Marshall:

"If you don't get moist watching it, well, I don't know what to tell you. It's a moving film." - whatever the chode working with Pammy's name is.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. What an unbelievable choice of words. How did I not hear that.

By the way, I think I've seen two consecutive sideline interviews/reporting pieces where they didn't show Erin Andrews on TV at all. They never waste an opportunity to do that, so maybe she really is anorexic or something.

Yes sir! He just confirmed what everyone thought about Pam Ward!

mookie - Freudian slip.

Wake Forest at the 5.

"Get strapped in, this flight's about to take off!"
-Andre Ware

Two plays later: Interception.

Thanks, Andre. Thanks.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4577479965544764503&hl=en

Bill Land: Intelligent fans here at College Station.*

*Denotes first time statement said. Ever.

Bob Griese: He doesn't go down when you think he goes down.

You're such a tease, Mike Hart.

coach Elliot: He doesn't go down when you expect him to.

Who'da thought Mike Hart would have something in common with every girl I dated my freshman year of college?

Talking about Dirty Sexy Money...

"Which one would you be Paul"

"I'd be the Money"

"I guess that makes Griese the sexy and me the dirty"

- Brad Nessler

The simmering homoeroticism in this booth (going back to last week) is just phenomenal

Bob Griese: What do you call it when two ducks fight?

looks like michigan's season is really going down the tubes....

When did Bonnie Bernstein get two tickets to the gun show?

"The office package would shrink tremendously".
"We've got a small package just for him".

I think it was Nessler.

"Tomatoes weren't around when Paterno started here."

- Mike Patrick

Discussing Michigan bouncing back this week. "That's not even a dead cat bounce, that's no bounce at all."

"Dead cat bounce" is a term used by stock traders. My wife used to be a trader at Charles Schwab and she was impressed by that usage.

A dead cat bounce is when a stock falls like...oh...Michigan's football program then goes up a skosh when bottom feeders buy it.

So that's a very nice analogy! Well challenged, Blackledge!!!!

Not a quote, but remember when they said Jimmy Clausen had a better first start than Lebron, Crosby, and Tiger because he threw for like 50 yards?

Georgia vs. South Carolina [Right after Knowshawn Moreno 49 yard run in 3rd quarter]

"As the kids say in pop culture, Moreno is NOW. He's now." - Mark Jones


Way to shill for the network, Jonesy.

Stacey Dales showing some cleavage. Nice reporting in the sense that I had no idea what she said but she looked pretty doing it.

Bob Davie (on UGA linebacker Danell Ellerbe):

"He had some problems last year. He was literally in the dog house."

(literally, Bob?)

"And that might just do it." -Mark Jones, South Carolina-UGA game.

When he said this, SC had the ball up four with six seconds left and a four point lead. UGA had no timeouts, but apparently some hope of winning.

@ Signal to Noise

She's been dating Rick Ankiel for the last four years.

"Well, save me a beer there, Lisa, I'll be down in a few minutes." - Brent Musberger.

Last week he was looking for pot and adult beverages on Tightwad Hill, this week reserving a beer at an LSU tailgate.

Brent Musberger just called a tiger a "puppy". It may looselybe a kitten but a puppy? I think he's drunk on bourbon he's talking faster than Glenn Geffner on Red Sox radio broadcasts.