It's a special day. Virginia Tech takes the field again, and Lee Corso puts a gigantic cock on his head.

"When you play Virginia Tech you cant put your quarterback in the same spot every play". – Todd Blackledge

Nothing quite like hearing Pam Ward say:

"That by the deepest penetration"

Not a comment, but I REALLY hope that Appalachian State beats Michigan today.

I want to see Mike Tirico cry.

did Bill Curry just say "falacious" on the air?

It sounded like he said "that's a falacious thing" instead of hellacious thing.

These officials are amazing in how often they are correct. - Bill Curry

This dude's a gold mine.

Tirico's starting to get bitter about Michigan. He just talked about how stupid the new 1AA division name is before they went to commercial.

They still manage to go on and on about Michael Vick. Unbelieveable.

Ehh, believeable on second thought

Pam Ward "Jehuu Calcrick wins the Bentley award, and you can't argue with his numbers"

Ray Bentley "And you can't argue with where he came from either"

(BTW..Jenuhuu is from Liberia

"They're insuperior to Michigan"--Mark May on App State

Tim Brant: It's like trying to hunt a bear with a stick!

Just a little bit of fun here: ESPN is already reporting that if Appalachian State makes it all the way to the 1-AA championship game this year, Michigan should get a rematch.

When Calvin Johnson was asked by the NBC sideline reporter if he was impressed by the team, he replied, "Oh, I'm very impressioned."

I'm not impressioned by the Georgia Tech academic tutors for athletes.

He's been more patient than Job here - Pat Hayden

Now there's more biblical figures playing for the Irish.

Pat Haden, the (pre Republican-sellout) Dennis Miller of college football.

He goes by the nickname of Duece but right now he's been aces for Georgia Tech. - PBP guy who's name escapes me

The ENTIRE Joe Theismann interview with Alex Flanagan.to quote the geico caveman. "uh, what?"

Evan Sharpley has his helmet on Jimmy Claussen does not and that's usually pretty evident on who is going to play. - Pat Hayden

Jesse Palmer has called Mizzou's quarterback "Chase Daniels" about 9 times so far. (for the record, it's "Daniel")

"I threw him (Paul Maguire) out of the booth. I got tired of all the sounds and smells." - Bob Griese

Guess Paul ordered chili dogs in the booth again.

"It's good that [Bret Bielema] is young. It's good that he's single. He's one of the guys." - Griese

WTF?

Mark Jones on UGA:

"The Bulldogs defeated three top teams at the end of last year, including West Virginia."

(They did not play West Virginia, Mark. They played Virginia Tech!)

Update: Jones just said UGA beat yet West Virginia again.

Mike Gottfried is a trainwreck (Purdue/Toledo game on ESPNU). He just yelled out Git r' Done during a Dicks Sporting Goods spot.

Earlier today, Tirico said that

"ECU have to get the ball twice to come back from behind 10".

Seriously, is there a way to come back from ahead?

Bob Davie: "Those questions from the 1960's are not in my wheelhouse."

Mark Jones: "Not in mine, either, bro."

(Awkward silence)

Mark Jones: "Hahahaha."




More Jones (to Stan Verrett):

Mark Jones: "Stan, if this game were a bowl of gumbo you would appreciate it...'cause it's getting spicy."

Stan Verrett: "Okay, Mark."

OK...not a comment...but can someone tell me why Jesse Palmer's faux hawk looks so weird in high definition?

"2 Saplings and 1 Mature Tree...3 for 1 is a very good deal if your a tree hugger" - Brent Mustberger

Brent Musberger talking about the tree-huggers behind Berkley's stadium, one of whom claimed that the tree was a war memorial, WWI to be exact...

"You know, this stadium was built in 1923, and when I went to school, World War One was fought before that."

Incoherent, condescending, completely missed the point. Good job, Brent. Have another drink.

P.S."The university has promised to plant three for every one they cut down.Three for one is a very good deal if you're a tree-hugger."

Brent, again.

Brent Musberger, referring to a Tennessee player who made a key tackle as being "from Chattanooga . . . and he brought the choo-choo."

I have no idea if this is live or not, but Bill Walton has to be high for this Brazil-Argentina game. If he's not, he needs to stop boxing.

We have been treated to a lecture on how Brazil is destroying the rainforests and giving the wood to China, and then a geology lesson that explained how earthquakes don't happen in Brazil, so it's impossible to say that they look as shaken as someone that went through an earthquake.

I'm not sure if that's correct because I couldn't understand what the hell was going on.

"This is not an upset." - Lou Holtz on App State beating Michigan on College Football Final.

"Lou, the fact that ESPN still has you around is an upset." - Me.

yes college athletics have JV games for the younger players and redshirt guys so they can get some game "experience"

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When asked by Holly Rowe at halftime about how his new offense was working out, Bobby Bowden replied, "Our offense and defense are not working very good. It's blocking and tackling. They're blocking, and we're not. They're tackling, and we're not. If we could turn that around, we'd probably be leading." Clemson led 31-3.

Paraphrased:

Mike Patrick: Delay of game. See that’s the fault of the center, a true freshman.
Todd Blackledge: It’s really the QB’s fault. He’s gotta get the team out of the huddle faster.
Mike Patrick: It’s really hard to blame the center, since he’s a true freshman.

Sorry, I wasn't watching it on the DVR:)