You Create The Caption #77
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners.....
"I wish ESPN was my head coach."- Anon
"Is it bad form to remind the coaches that 60,000 irate fans are chanting my name?"- Bruce Ciske
"Brady Quinn's forehead brought to you by Cavemen, Tuesday nights on ABC."- MDT
"Well do you want fries with that or not?"- Mike
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the Gator Fans mobbing the God that is Tebow?
Daily Links:
The Best White DB Of The Week! (NOIS)
A Day In The Life Of Eddie Guns (Sons Of Sam Malone)
Remembering Two NHL Scouts Who Lost Their Lives On September 11th (Pop Jocks)
Rugby Reporter Attacked On Live Television! (Lion In Oil)
Does Anyone Like Tiki? (The Money Shot)
Live Your Dreams By Exploiting Kids (Introducing Liston)
The Fox Effect Part 2 (Vegas Watch)
Wow...There Were A Ton Of Week One Injuries (Rumors and Rants)
Great Shot Of That Patriot Spy (100% Injury Rate)
Let Unsilent Lead You To The Fantasy Promise Land! (KSK) That sound dirty doesn't it?
College Football Meets Mike Tyson's Punchout (Cake Rocks The Party)
Stevie Nash Shows Up At An ASU Game (AZ Sports Hub)
Cowherd Takes Over For Simmons' Monday Night Surround Game (Simon On Sports)
Jenn Sterger Fired? Noooooo! (SbB)
Lastly, you have to hear this call by San Diego Padres' Announcer Steve Quis inserting foot into mouth. (Thanks to read BL for the clip!)
32 Comments:
Tim Tebow, coming to the horrible realization that all the attractive girls at UF followed Rex Grossman up to Chicago.
Get away from me, you look like Brent Musberger.
No thanks girls. I know I'm the shit. Where all my Chi-Ho bitches at?
"I'm sorry, maybe you missed the pics, but the 'Bow don't waste time on au naturals."
To these ladies, he's more like Tim TeBone.
Sorry, ladies...the FSU Cowgirls are where the REAL action is.
"Sweetheart, if your tits were as big as your teeth, I might give a shit."
Tim Tebow works with UofF chick scout team in preparation for next Saturday's game.
This year's crop of future Erin Andrewses leaves much to be desired.
Tebow ignores the girls in front of him to stare at Erin Andrews' ass across the field.
Tim Tebow bids adieu to the early round cuts on "America's Next Top Sideline Reporter".
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I think the one in the pearls likes me!!! Play it cool Tim, play it cool..."
Sorry ladies, viagra hasn't kicked in yet.
"Oh my, Tebow, you're such a strong man. Bluto and Popeye are nothing compared to you."
"EEEEEE! I touched his hand! I'm not a virgin anymore!"
What you don't see is me playing a game of pocket pool right my right hand.
Edit from above
What you don't see is me playing a game of pocket pool with my right hand.
Drew Weatherford gets Jenn Sterger and I'm stuck with Mindy Cohn from The Facts of life.
Ladies, you ain't got shit on this, we're done here.
Barbaro????
Tim Tebow!!!!! Welcome to Fantasy Island!!!!!
Girls, I'd love to stay and chat, but Coach Meyer is waiting in the shower, and Coach Meyer isn't the type of guy you keep waiting for you.
Did you get that necklace from Wilma Flintstone?
...and they touched the hem of his robe, and their sight was restored...
Since Jesus is Tebow's X receiver, I figured a Biblical wheat/chaff reference was in order: "His winnowing fan is in his hand. He will clear his threshing floor and gather his wheat into his barn, but the chaff he will burn with unquenchable fire." (Matthew 3:12)
"Finally another true sex cannon in Gainesville!!"
or
"Burst my fallopian tubes cannon 2.0!"
I told you hoes that I'd only eff you once...now stop being cock-blockers and let me bang bitches that will give me a rim-job.
*Girls Simultaneously Timgasm*
Tebow is distracted by a shirtless Urban Meyer up ahead.
i wonder if he is wearing jorts under his uniform.
Your Boobs Must Be Double D to Ride Double T
"Man, Will Demps was right"