You Create The Caption #77

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners.....

"I wish ESPN was my head coach."- Anon

"Is it bad form to remind the coaches that 60,000 irate fans are chanting my name?"- Bruce Ciske

"Brady Quinn's forehead brought to you by Cavemen, Tuesday nights on ABC."- MDT

"Well do you want fries with that or not?"- Mike

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the Gator Fans mobbing the God that is Tebow?

Daily Links:

The Best White DB Of The Week! (NOIS)
A Day In The Life Of Eddie Guns (Sons Of Sam Malone)
Remembering Two NHL Scouts Who Lost Their Lives On September 11th (Pop Jocks)
Rugby Reporter Attacked On Live Television! (Lion In Oil)
Does Anyone Like Tiki? (The Money Shot)
Live Your Dreams By Exploiting Kids (Introducing Liston)
The Fox Effect Part 2 (Vegas Watch)
Wow...There Were A Ton Of Week One Injuries (Rumors and Rants)
Great Shot Of That Patriot Spy (100% Injury Rate)
Let Unsilent Lead You To The Fantasy Promise Land! (KSK) That sound dirty doesn't it?
College Football Meets Mike Tyson's Punchout (Cake Rocks The Party)
Stevie Nash Shows Up At An ASU Game (AZ Sports Hub)
Cowherd Takes Over For Simmons' Monday Night Surround Game (Simon On Sports)
Jenn Sterger Fired? Noooooo! (SbB)

Lastly, you have to hear this call by San Diego Padres' Announcer Steve Quis inserting foot into mouth. (Thanks to read BL for the clip!)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:58 PM


"Man, Will Demps was right"

Ryan said...
Sep 11, 2007, 1:30:00 PM  

Tim Tebow, coming to the horrible realization that all the attractive girls at UF followed Rex Grossman up to Chicago.

MDT said...
Sep 11, 2007, 1:34:00 PM  

Get away from me, you look like Brent Musberger.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 11, 2007, 1:42:00 PM  

No thanks girls. I know I'm the shit. Where all my Chi-Ho bitches at?

Cornography said...
Sep 11, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

"I'm sorry, maybe you missed the pics, but the 'Bow don't waste time on au naturals."

the great bambi said...
Sep 11, 2007, 1:49:00 PM  

To these ladies, he's more like Tim TeBone.

Majorly English said...
Sep 11, 2007, 1:52:00 PM  

Sorry, ladies...the FSU Cowgirls are where the REAL action is.

JT said...
Sep 11, 2007, 2:03:00 PM  

"Sweetheart, if your tits were as big as your teeth, I might give a shit."

Gangsta D said...
Sep 11, 2007, 2:51:00 PM  

Tim Tebow works with UofF chick scout team in preparation for next Saturday's game.

doneycat said...
Sep 11, 2007, 3:03:00 PM  

This year's crop of future Erin Andrewses leaves much to be desired.

doneycat said...
Sep 11, 2007, 3:06:00 PM  

Tebow ignores the girls in front of him to stare at Erin Andrews' ass across the field.

odessasteps said...
Sep 11, 2007, 3:10:00 PM  

Tim Tebow bids adieu to the early round cuts on "America's Next Top Sideline Reporter".

Anonymous said...
Sep 11, 2007, 3:24:00 PM  

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I think the one in the pearls likes me!!! Play it cool Tim, play it cool..."

The Mez said...
Sep 11, 2007, 3:27:00 PM  

Sorry ladies, viagra hasn't kicked in yet.

Mookie said...
Sep 11, 2007, 3:31:00 PM  

"Oh my, Tebow, you're such a strong man. Bluto and Popeye are nothing compared to you."

Todd said...
Sep 11, 2007, 3:33:00 PM  

"EEEEEE! I touched his hand! I'm not a virgin anymore!"

Sep 11, 2007, 3:41:00 PM  

What you don't see is me playing a game of pocket pool right my right hand.

cgb said...
Sep 11, 2007, 3:47:00 PM  

Edit from above

What you don't see is me playing a game of pocket pool with my right hand.

cgb said...
Sep 11, 2007, 3:48:00 PM  

Drew Weatherford gets Jenn Sterger and I'm stuck with Mindy Cohn from The Facts of life.

GMoney said...
Sep 11, 2007, 3:50:00 PM  

Ladies, you ain't got shit on this, we're done here.

Signal to Noise said...
Sep 11, 2007, 4:20:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Sep 11, 2007, 4:25:00 PM  

Tim Tebow!!!!! Welcome to Fantasy Island!!!!!

KMC said...
Sep 11, 2007, 5:12:00 PM  

Girls, I'd love to stay and chat, but Coach Meyer is waiting in the shower, and Coach Meyer isn't the type of guy you keep waiting for you.

Corbin said...
Sep 11, 2007, 7:40:00 PM  

Did you get that necklace from Wilma Flintstone?

Anonymous said...
Sep 11, 2007, 8:23:00 PM  

...and they touched the hem of his robe, and their sight was restored...

GoCamels said...
Sep 11, 2007, 8:30:00 PM  

Since Jesus is Tebow's X receiver, I figured a Biblical wheat/chaff reference was in order: "His winnowing fan is in his hand. He will clear his threshing floor and gather his wheat into his barn, but the chaff he will burn with unquenchable fire." (Matthew 3:12)

doneycat said...
Sep 11, 2007, 10:40:00 PM  

"Finally another true sex cannon in Gainesville!!"


"Burst my fallopian tubes cannon 2.0!"

BD said...
Sep 11, 2007, 10:50:00 PM  

I told you hoes that I'd only eff you stop being cock-blockers and let me bang bitches that will give me a rim-job.

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2007, 12:02:00 AM  

*Girls Simultaneously Timgasm*

el_hombre said...
Sep 12, 2007, 12:33:00 AM  

Tebow is distracted by a shirtless Urban Meyer up ahead.

Max said...
Sep 12, 2007, 2:19:00 AM  

i wonder if he is wearing jorts under his uniform.

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2007, 10:23:00 AM  

Your Boobs Must Be Double D to Ride Double T

Simon said...
Sep 12, 2007, 10:52:00 AM  

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