The Pammy Awards Week Six
Monday, October 08, 2007
Thhings are starting to take shape as there are a handful of folks that say something dumb pretty much every week. Spielman has finally been caught as Nessler, Danielson, and the terrible Mike Patrick have been on a tear. Here are your winners/losers.....
10. "That hit on McCoy was only second to the one I got from the policeman in the elevator after I did my stand-up." - Brad Nessler
9. "Deon Curry making curry powder out of the Wisconsin defense" - Brad Nessler
8. "The ball squirts out." - Pam Ward (via Michael)
7. "...this Wildcat team had a costly turnover last week." - Ray Bentley, talking about a UNC Player (Via Michael)
6. "This thing is completely even at ten, but again the two missed field goals by the Seminoles.....maybe they could be in front here."- Dave Lamont
5. "That was meat on meat right there." - Dave Pasch (Via Anon)
4. "They are tight-ending Oklahoma to death"- Brad Nessler (Via Matt)
3. "Did you see any of those events in 1969?"- Ron Franklin
"I was in my mom most of 1969."- Ed Cunningham
(Via Anon)
2. "(Florida OL Jim) Tartt's has a mouthful of Glenn Dorsey all night."- Gary Danielson (Via Anon)
And number one......
1. "Virginia Tech went to LSU and got murdered."- Mike Patrick
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Here are the standings after six weeks........
1. Brad Nessler, Gary Danielson (28)
3. Mike Patrick (24)
4. Chris Spielman (23)
5. Paul Maguire (19)
5. Bob Griese, Lee Corso, Pam Ward (16)
9. Dave Pasch (15)
10. Tim Brandt (11)
Others Receiving Votes: Ray Bentley (10), Pat Haden (9), Gerry Dinardo (9)Tom Hart (8), Ed Cunningham (8), Mark Jones (7), Brent Musburger (7), Thom Brennaman (7), Andre Ware (7), Sean McDonough (7), John Saunders (6), Quint Kessenich (6), Charles Arbuckle (5), Dave Lamont (5), Mike Tirico (4), Dan Fouts (4), Desmond Howard (3), Jim Donnan (3), Doug Flutie (3.5), Erin Andrews (3), Craig James (2.5), Todd Blackledge (2)
11 Comments:
Mike Patrick --- class act all the way.
Mike Patrick - whiney voice and talking about murder. What a guy.
Is he a big drinker?
He always uses over the top stuff like murdered and beaten and whipped. Probably didn't even think about it.
I think my brain left while I was reading #10. Allow me to go find it - this could take a while...
Maybe I'm late to the party, but can we give Rece Davis like a million points in this thing - one point for every time he calls a team the "Fighting (coach's last name)-ers"...
It was funny with the "Fighting Zookers"...the first time...but did I seriously hear him call Stanford the "Fighting Harbaughs"?
Is there a worse triple-team than Rece, Lou, and Mark May?
Pam isn't very attractive. Maybe she should do radio.
Rece is good. I like his Fightin' routine.
No mention of the debacle that was the Versus announcers of the USC-Stanford game? Are you serious?
"Touchdown USC!... err Stanford Touchdown Stanford Touchdown"
And then his partner in crime mutters with the score 23-23, "if you are wondering, jim harbaugh is going to go for the tie here and kick the extra point."
Tim Brando does the Fightin' (fill in the blank) as well.
Fighting Zooks
Fighting Tedfords
etc.
Tim Brando does the Fightin' (fill in the blank) as well.
Fighting Zooks
Fighting Tedfords
etc.
A Va Tech/murder joke!!! Mike Patrick is one trendy sumbitch.