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Thursday, July 05, 2007


Yay! An American beat the Japanese Guy in the Hot Dog Eating Contest....wait what did that announcer just say?


You've got nothing on Joey Chestnut, Mike Eruzione!!!

Deadspin Field Trip To The Hot Dog Eating Championships (Deadspin)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 5:38 PM

6 Comments:

While I agree that a Yankee defeating a Jap deserves all the attention it can muster...I must say that our amateur hockey players beating the cream-of-the crop professional Ruskies in hokcey was the pinncacle of the Cold War.

Once again, this proves the point that Americans can defeat the Ruskies, English, French, Mexicans, North Koreans, Spain, Italy, Germans, Nicaruagans, and any other nation/state that is foolish enough to test the will of the Land of the Free.

God Bless America

Dummy said...
Jul 5, 2007, 9:53:00 PM  

remember after 9/11 when people began rethinking what a "hero" was, and the whimsical use of the word was pretty much stricken from the nation's parlance? and here we are 6 years later and the winner of the most glutonous contest imaginable has made the grade.

god bless america, i guess.

Anonymous said...
Jul 5, 2007, 10:26:00 PM  

anonymous, get over yourself.

USA! USA!

Anonymous said...
Jul 5, 2007, 11:02:00 PM  

I really want to say "Yeah go Joey" but something about him just makes me want to punch him in the face. I'm not sure what it is though.

Jeff said...
Jul 6, 2007, 1:18:00 AM  

So that means that Joey Chestnut is "now"? I declare shenanigans on ESPN's Who's Now? competition then.

Anonymous said...
Jul 6, 2007, 4:03:00 AM  

WAIT A SECOND ANONYMOUS #3...
YOU RIGHT!

hes is NOW he beats EVERYONE Joey Chestnut IS now!

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Jul 6, 2007, 10:05:00 PM  

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