The Pammy Awards Week Seven
Monday, October 15, 2007
So we know who the winner is this week.....it has to go to Dave Lapham for the "Face Raping" (or rapping is I called it at first) comment. Some people think he said raking, but I'm not buying it. Also, how has Lou Holtz just made the list now? I blame myself.
10. "And it's wide right...JUST LIKE TOMCZAK'S GOLF GAME!" (Via SS) - Jim Kelly
9. "Oh I may be wrong. The people in the production truck are telling me this is reviewable."- Gary Danielson
8. "If you don't want to dangle your participles..."- Pam Ward (Via Thatswhatshesaid.......Great English Professor humor there)
7. "You are in midseason form, Tom."- Pat Haden
"It IS midseason."- Tom Hammond
"Oh, right."- Pat Haden
6. "Both the offense and the defense....one's trying to get the advantage over the other."- Andre Ware
5. There's Robin of Locksley, taken the poor and giving them to the rich, and the Illini are rich with talent right now."- Ray Bentley (Talking about Illinois Offensive Mike Locksley)
4. "I'm gonna have to get in there and do a little banging myself."- Melissa Knowles
3. "He wasn't over there long enough to get stiff, but he did get a blow."Bill Curry (Via Heath)
2. "That's like comparing Joan Collins to Linda Evans."- Lou Holtz
"Now for a more modern reference, like Eva Longoria to Teri Hatcher."- Rece Davis
"I don't know who that is."- Lou Holtz
And number one......
1. "He face raped him!"- Dave Laphm (Via MG)
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Here are the standings after seven weeks........
1. Gary Danielson (30)
2. Brad Nessler (28)
3. Mike Patrick (24)
4. Chris Spielman (23)
5. Paul Maguire, Pam Ward (19)
7. Bob Griese, Lee Corso, Ray Bentley (16)
10. Dave Pasch (15)
Others Receiving Votes: Pat Haden (13), Andre Ware (12), Tim Brandt (11), Dave Lapham (10), Gerry Dinardo (9), Lou Holtz (9), Tom Hart (8), Bill Curry (8), Ed Cunningham (8), Mark Jones (7), Mellissa Knowles (7), Brent Musburger (7), Thom Brennaman (7), Sean McDonough (7), John Saunders (6), Quint Kessenich (6), Charles Arbuckle (5), Dave Lamont (5), Mike Tirico (4), Dan Fouts (4), Doug Flutie (3.5), Desmond Howard (3), Jim Donnan (3), Erin Andrews (3), Craig James (2.5), Todd Blackledge (2), Jim Kelly (1)
12 Comments:
How is Bill Curry's comment not at least #2? Granted this was the week of the "face rape" so #1 is out of the question, but my suppressed teenage humor has me thinking that Curry should be higher.
Hey, I'm up for tweaking if the votes come in. You're probably right though, but I don't know how much higher. I love the Bentley one because he gets the Robinhood theory completely wrong. He's not passing Knowles.
I might give him #5.....anyone else want to weigh-in?
I thought that comment should be higher on the list, too.
Melissa Knowles...is that Beyonce's sista?
It got better - after they scored, Curry followed up with:
"Maybe the fact that he had a blow gave him the energy to do that."
Bill Curry needs to be higher...too funny
Okay okay....the people have spoken. I'll move him up.
4th?
did anyone else here Tomzcak say I'll take that guy in my hole any day referring to a Northwestern player?
If you bump him to 3rd, I'll happily volunteer to edit your templates so the comments read "X said..." before the quotes instead of after, on the individual article pages. *grin*
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So it is done. And I'm taking you up on that offer Heath. I can't figure it out for the life of me.
If you still have the original email I sent you, go ahead and email me there and we'll sort out how to get it done.
Ray Bentley is right, there aren't enough Robin Hood references in football.