Sugar Bowl Live Blog, Pre-Game

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

First, I would like to apologize for bumping USC Song Girl AssGate from the top of the page, and thank Awful Announcing for giving me an opportunity to crack fat jokes for the next six hours. As mentioned below, I have a little site called Run Up The Score. It's mainly a college football blog, but often deviates into such topics as mentally challenged headbangers, Jenn Sterger's implants, music, and Pittsburgh sports fans that just need to put their clothes on and shut up.

It's going to be a long night, so let's just cut to the pre-game formalities.

Tonight's Allstate Sugar Bowl returns to it's proper home of the Louisiana Superdome and is essentially a home game for the Louisiana State Tigers. The location also provides a convenient post-game excuse for Notre Dame, who could set a new NCAA record for most consecutive bowl losses (9).

Just for fun, let's look back at Notre Dame's previous eight bowl losses.

Fiesta Bowl
January, 1995
Loss - Notre Dame 24, Colorado 41
Orange Bowl
January, 1996
Loss - Notre Dame 26, Florida State 31
Independence Bowl
December, 1997
Loss - Notre Dame 9, LSU 27
Gator Bowl
January, 1999
Loss - Notre Dame 28, Georgia Tech 35
Fiesta Bowl
January, 2000
Loss - Notre Dame 9, Oregon State 41
Gator Bowl
January 1, 2003
Loss - Notre Dame 6, NC State 28
Insight Bowl
December 28, 2004
Loss - Notre Dame 21, Oregon State 38
Fiesta Bowl
January 2, 2005
Loss - Notre Dame - 20, Ohio State 34

So, Notre Dame hasn't only lost their last eight bowl games, they were beaten by at least 14 points in six of those eight losses.

Fox is carrying the Sugar Bowl, and has assigned the team of Kenny Albert, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Jeanne Zelasko to bring us the action. This could get fun. And by "fun", I mean "disasterous." ESPN Radio has the infinitely better team of Brad Nessler, Bob Griese, Paul Maguire and Erin Andrews. Erin Andrews on the radio? That's a bigger tease than the USC Song Girl actually sporting underwear.

Anyway, each school will receive between $14 million and $17 million from the Bowl Championship Series for their efforts. Naturally, LSU will be treated as the home team, which doesn't prevent Notre Dame from wearing those unlucky green jerseys since LSU usually wears white at home. The Irish have a 5-4 record all-time against LSU. The official Sugar Bowl site breathlessly notes that "Notre Dame (10-2), winners of eight of its last nine games, became BCS bowl eligible by tallying nine or more wins in their season." So did 22 other teams, but who's counting?

Charlie Weis realizes the importance of character men.

The general Vegas consensus is LSU (-8.5). As a gambler, I don't trust JaMarcus Russell to blow out any decent team, and the potential for Brady Quinn to put up garbage points is too great for me to resist taking Notre Dame and the points. As a college football fan and decent member of society, I hope LSU wins by 30. Also, I'll be visiting New Orleans for the first time in a few weeks and grew up as a Notre Dame-hating Penn State fan in northeastern Pennsylvania, where everybody is either a PSU or Notre Dame fan. So yeah, you could say I have a rooting interest in this one.

What To Watch For:
  • Can Notre Dame's offensive line protect Brady Quinn, and will LSU defensive coordinator Bo Pelini be able to generate pressure with only his front four? If Notre Dame can keep Quinn upright or force LSU to blitz linebackers and safeties, WR's Rhema McKnight and Jeff Samardzija could break loose. So could Irish TE John Carlson, who torched Penn State earlier this season.
  • Which JaMarcus Russell will show up? This should be easy pickings for Russell, who is the streakiest high-profile quarterback in college football this year. He can be unstoppable at times, but can also crap the bed with the best of 'em.
  • Big plays on special teams. Neither team's kicking game is particularly good, which means something freaky is bound to happen. A missed extra point or chip shot field goal, a busted punt coverage, or a blocked kick could go a long way in helping Notre Dame notch the upset.
  • Will LSU's fans actually make it into Superdome, or will they be carted off to the nearest emergency room?

Prediction: LSU 34, Notre Dame 30. I'm torn between wanting a close, entertaining game, or a complete blowout, which would force Marv Albert to break into "announcer time wasting mode" with Terry and Howie.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your Fatty McButterpants jokes!


What the hell is going on on this site?? AA is a michigan fan and now RUTS is a Penn St. fan?? Holy crap what is this site coming to?

Give me ND and the points, but I've never wanted to be more wrong about a pick.

Jan 3, 2007, 4:59:00 PM  

If I knew AA was a Michigan fan, I never would have agreed to this. Just turned on ESPN for the pre-pre-game. Ordered Chinese food. Gathered alcoholic beverages.

ESPN is currently showing highlights of ND's last bowl victory. Beating R.C. Slocum shouldn't count, so I'm saying that this losing streak is at 10.

Jan 3, 2007, 7:19:00 PM  

Lou Holtz is so fired up that he's going to drown in his own spittle. I never felt bad for Mark May before, but I'd kind of like to send him one of those three dollar ponchos.

Jan 3, 2007, 7:22:00 PM  

give me LSU to cover

Sam T said...
Jan 3, 2007, 7:39:00 PM  

AA is a m*ch*g*n fan...and his gf is an Ohio State fan :)

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2007, 7:49:00 PM  

Was that them making out on the ESPN commercial? Ewww! Girls! Cooties!

Jan 3, 2007, 7:58:00 PM  

I'm sticking with LSU.

Troy Smith will be the first pick in the 2007 draft after this game.

Signal to Noise said...
Jan 3, 2007, 8:05:00 PM  

Notre Dame's band proves white folks in mass can exhibit a little rhythm.

Drop it like it's hot!

Cool Hand Mike said...
Jan 3, 2007, 10:32:00 PM  

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